Hard=Fist of the North Star:Ken's RageShoggoth2588 said:
Now my example is
You are a pervy guy with a gay shirt and a lightsaber who goes around killing people that explode into money,and you have a cat
Should be pretty easy to get
Games as my dad describes them.
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Now my example is
You are a pervy guy with a gay shirt and a lightsaber who goes around killing people that explode into money,and you have a cat
Should be pretty easy to get
So you're the dude, and your sibling dies, so you, your mother and your other sibling decide to move to a big city. Then you run around the city killing dudes, then the dudes with the horns get mad and you have to kill them too, finally the dudes in the armor get angry at the dudes wearing dresses and you side with one or the other and go kill more dudes!
*Replace "dude" with "dudette" where appropriate
The one where you're about to be executed, but get saved in the last second by a remarkable circumstance. You then go on to yell at people, and kill a lot of bandits. Also, there are dragons. And lots of snow.
So you die, but then a guy brings you back to life. And then there are these weird bug-like space aliens. But when you're not killing those you're killing alien mercenaries. Also you have a friend who wears a skin tight spacesuit with a permanent wedgie.
So the guy's family gets murdered, so he goes out on an epic quest for revenge. Along the way he stabs a bunch of people. Also, he wears a flamboyant outfit that stands out like a sore thumb, but somehow never gets noticed. Interpretive dancing in the vein of "Chim-chim-iney" from Mary Poppins may or may not take place while on rooftops.
*Replace "dude" with "dudette" where appropriate
Dragon Age 2
The one where you're about to be executed, but get saved in the last second by a remarkable circumstance. You then go on to yell at people, and kill a lot of bandits. Also, there are dragons. And lots of snow.
Skyrim
So you die, but then a guy brings you back to life. And then there are these weird bug-like space aliens. But when you're not killing those you're killing alien mercenaries. Also you have a friend who wears a skin tight spacesuit with a permanent wedgie.
Mass Effect 2
So the guy's family gets murdered, so he goes out on an epic quest for revenge. Along the way he stabs a bunch of people. Also, he wears a flamboyant outfit that stands out like a sore thumb, but somehow never gets noticed. Interpretive dancing in the vein of "Chim-chim-iney" from Mary Poppins may or may not take place while on rooftops.
Assassin's Creed 2
That game where you play as a half car, half neck, all man sociopath. Spending all your time huddling close under rubble with your large muscular friends. There is also some hole plugging and everyone gets excited over that special goo.
You play as a mercenary, or something and You live on an oil rig, solving mysteries in south america. Some shit goes down, and you hear that your old friend/teacher/lover (or something I don't really get it) isn't really dead. So while you break stuff and kill people, you also look for this person. For some reason your friend's old lesbian lover or something makes you sniff her hand before showing you her talking cylinder, which is actually your friend's brain inside the machine or some shit. they put the cylinder brain on a pair of legs and make you fight it.
Gears of War
You play as a mercenary, or something and You live on an oil rig, solving mysteries in south america. Some shit goes down, and you hear that your old friend/teacher/lover (or something I don't really get it) isn't really dead. So while you break stuff and kill people, you also look for this person. For some reason your friend's old lesbian lover or something makes you sniff her hand before showing you her talking cylinder, which is actually your friend's brain inside the machine or some shit. they put the cylinder brain on a pair of legs and make you fight it.
Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker
Lol! This has actually happened to me.
When I was a kid, the PS1 came out and there was this game that my dad describes by pointing his index and middle finger at the floor and wiggles them back and forth like their walking in place.
It became his sign language for every single type of this game.
It took place on a weird chess board.
When I was a kid, the PS1 came out and there was this game that my dad describes by pointing his index and middle finger at the floor and wiggles them back and forth like their walking in place.
It became his sign language for every single type of this game.
It took place on a weird chess board.
Final Fantasy Tactics
I figured I wouldn't be good. In my defense, it has been a shit ton of years since I played the games, and I never remember titles (well, almost never)cotss2012 said:
There's a scarecrow-like kid that steals your stuff and turns you into a tree-like thing. So, you run around town, play some music, spin around, steal a few souls, and keep going back in time every once in a while, while there's this horrific face in the sky that's always glaring at you. And you cut chickens.
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
You run around and shoot everything... and you can see everything... and there were those creepy guys you got out of a room. And there's those headless guys with the cannonballs in place of their hands that run at you, going "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Serious Sam 3: BFE, or any Serious Sam game, for that matter...
Remember? You blew up that guys soup, shut off the lights while there were still people in the room, got some soda, ran around like a maniac while someone was trying to talk to you, and tried to push a lawnmower into another dimension (but you failed)?
Half-Life
Now, here's something I don't get...
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
You run around and shoot everything... and you can see everything... and there were those creepy guys you got out of a room. And there's those headless guys with the cannonballs in place of their hands that run at you, going "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Serious Sam 3: BFE, or any Serious Sam game, for that matter...
Remember? You blew up that guys soup, shut off the lights while there were still people in the room, got some soda, ran around like a maniac while someone was trying to talk to you, and tried to push a lawnmower into another dimension (but you failed)?
Half-Life
Now, here's something I don't get...
Why is this the only one that doesn't have a number? Seriously, that game's a sequel. You labeled the others as such, but not this one.skywolfblue said:
So it looks like this kids' cartoon, see? Only that as soon as you actually start playing it, you realise most cartoons aren't about stabbing people. Except that sometimes you hit them with a chainsaw.
Shank
Better than mine. I'm sure mine is convinces Satan literally sits somewhere in a factory and shits each one out personally. For this reason I can't play this game cause I think the amount of swearing necessary to accurately portray even something like Final Fantasy would get me perma-banned.Fappy said:
So you're a guy who stabs and yells at people in what I think is Wyoming. The landscape is the same, but no one has guns.
So you're in a world with no circles and really stupid NPCs who are fun to rob.
You in a game that everyone thinks is exactly like the last one, but really isn't. Oh, and has enemies who really are goddamned bats. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoddamnedBats
Skyrim
So you're in a world with no circles and really stupid NPCs who are fun to rob.
minecraft
You in a game that everyone thinks is exactly like the last one, but really isn't. Oh, and has enemies who really are goddamned bats. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoddamnedBats
terraria
Way too easy, it's clearly the Avatar videogame. Though I think it's a little over the line to call Michelle Rodriguez a robot squid.Whiskey 041 said:
Son, this game is horrific.
Your a mad cannibal who has just escaped from an asylum you have to guzzle pills and your vision is so distorted you can only see from a, like top down perspective and it's all got blue lights or something. And you got the other cannibals who are dead and their ghosts haunt the place and chase you around. But sometimes you can devour them but they come back.
Scary stuff boy.
Err Pac Man? Dad, Really? Just no Dad. Just no
Your a mad cannibal who has just escaped from an asylum you have to guzzle pills and your vision is so distorted you can only see from a, like top down perspective and it's all got blue lights or something. And you got the other cannibals who are dead and their ghosts haunt the place and chase you around. But sometimes you can devour them but they come back.
Scary stuff boy.
Err Pac Man? Dad, Really? Just no Dad. Just no
