Games. Let Us Boil Them Down!

[Zaksav91]

Halo = The union of teabaggers with guns

F.E.A.R = Caution, little girls with black hair and red dresses are highly destructive

F.E.A.R 2 = Oh that same little girl....she's grown up now and wants to rape you.

Oblivion = Same voices, same weapons, same armor, same story, Lets f%$*&@# mod it (Don't get me wrong I loved this game)

Rock Band/Guitar Hero = Because if you imagine hard enough you might be just as good as they are. Crap you missed a note EPIC FAILZ!!!!!

Perfect Dark = A woman in tight fitting clothing, Craploads of weapons, Aliens, and a villian with an awesome name, it's a nerds wet dream!

Final Fantasy = After an afternoon brooding session.
"I love you"
"No, I love you"
"No, I love you"
"NO, I LOVE YOU"
"well after we kill this boss want to make out?"
"HELL YEA!" (I love these games too haha)

Black and White 2 = Poop from creatures DOES fertilize fields, as does the dead carcasses of the citizens that were crushed by the creatures poop.

Bioshock = When the Ghetto meets an underwater insane asylum.

 

[The_Chief]

Prototype:
Just how many can you eat?

Pac-man:
Just how many can you eat?

hungry hungry hippos:
Just how many can you eat?

HAHAHAHAHA i love hungry ungry hippos

 

[Epifols]

Fallout 3
Just TRY walking to your next destination without getting distracted.

Beyond Good and Evil
You can take down an entire regime with a stick, a camera, and a pig.

 

[Iampringles]

Gears Of War 2: Kill anything that moves. Even your wife.

Skate: This one is pretty self explanatory.

Skate 2: Same as above, but with a 2 on the end!

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Kotor
Yep, I'd do her.

Cod4
Did he just throw a grenade 100 yards and it landed on my face?

 

[Melon Hunter]

Turok: Bow and arrows. DINOSAURS!!!!

Operation Flashpoint: "Hey, I'll just poke my head up..." BANG *dead*

 

[Hellenion]

Prince of Persia Sands of Time

Don't touch tha...Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaA...aht hcuot t'noD

 

[IanB.]

Burnout revenge:

If it moves in your direction and doesn't have more than 4 wheels, KILL IT!

Yoshi's island"

Cutesy, but fun for adults

Team fortress 2

"9/10 times, the pyro's a noob

 

[hazabaza1]

Borderlands:
GUNS

 

[tmujir955]

LittleBigPlanet:
Do not be fooled by the cuteness of Sackboy. He can slap people.

Ratchet and Clank:
Blow shit up. Find ammo. Jump around. Blow more shit up.

Guitar Hero:
Who ever knew people like pressing colorful buttons?

Final Fantasy:
I swear, this series will never end, will it?

 

[preybird]

KOTOR 2: hm..bit dark. What! you mean your blade strongter then my lightsaber!?

 

[ae86gamer]

Any Dragonball Z game: Gah!! Argh! Ahh! Its over 9000!

 

[Doctor_Insano]

star wars galaxies
- it's like star wars: without the fun

 

[General Ken8]

Guitar Hero
"Apparently pressing colorful plastic buttons is more impressive than real guitar!"
Trust me, it isn't

Argh! Ninja'd

 

[Flux289]

Psychonauts

"You ever wonder what a fish's mind is like?"

World of Warcraft

"Its like being reincarnated, but without the life!"

 

[Niska]

Gears of War 2

"Kill it so Dom can cry about Maria in peace."

 

[Korten12]

Demon's Souls

"Brings a new meaning to the word hard."

 

[Lord_Durin]

Halo
Stop ancient technology from destroying the galaxy.

Mass effect
Stop ancient technology from destroying the galaxy.

Assassin's creed
Find ancient technology so that other people can destroy the world.

Fallout 3
Find ancient technology so that other people can save the world.

I think I see a pattern forming...