games that insult the player

[esperandote]

in i wanna be the guy the default dificult is hard and theres no easy. if you choose medium the character has a pink ribon on the head aluding him being a little girl xD

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"You were killed by a grenade

Watch out for the grenade indicator."

"You were killed by an exploding car. Cars on fire are likely to explode."

 

[elilupe]

In Civilization 4, ever once-in-awhile, the screen will show up saying what rank you are compared to other civs. If you are at the bottom of the list you will be called things like the forgotten, and can even be left off the list.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"You were killed by a grenade

Watch out for the grenade indicator."

Even when the opacity of the indicator makes the damn thing barely visible... [shoots evil glare at COD WAW]

 

[Daemon888]

All of Portal was one long insult, that's why killing glados felt so damn good at the end.

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

But really, the bitchiest of games would have to be anything Katamari. Even when you succeed the king is all like "oh, this is your Katamari? I thought I asked for a good one. Oh well at least it's small so I don't have to look at it." And it's like wtf? I passed!

I can sympathize with you there. 'Well atleast it doesn't take up too much space!' Screw you King of All Cosmos you pansy....

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

In Wanted: Weapons of Fate, the narrator begins by saying something along the lines of "I used to be like you. Fat, lazy, played video games all day." Or something to that effect. Not the kind of insulting we've been talking about, just a different kind.

 

[Gardenclaw]

Wii fit.

Congratulations, you are now overweight

This^. So i think i'll give that a try. Then all of a sudden the little plastic scales are calling me a fat bastard and telling me i'm 82 years old and technically should be a corpse. Well suck on this wii fit and say hello to the bin.

 

[criegel]

i dont think anyones mentioned this but on glitch in the system for ps2 almost every single npc insults you and if you leave the shop without buying something 2 many times they start yelling at you of course that is why its so fun

 

[suhlEap]

I think one of the ninja gaiden game called the easy difficulty "ninja dog" which is a little degrading to new players

Hey! a lot of the weak points Navi points out are somewhat obvious at times.

the reason it's called ninja dog is because the head of team ninja (his name escapes me) didn't want to include an easy difficulty. it ruins the point of the game. if you're a new player, you struggle through the difficulty until you get good. the easy difficulty was basically forced upon team ninja to make it easier for casual gamers. i find it quite funny that it calls you a ninja dog.

 

[Biek]

"You were killed by a grenade

Watch out for the grenade indicator."

"No one makes the first jump."

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

well for a game that insults you straight up would have to be portal during the closing stages, although it was rather hilarious.

"Why don't you invite your friend the companion cube, oh yea thats right you murdered him"

I'm sad now

 

[purplegothchick]

Wii Fit. The most bitchy game out there.

Yup, called me overweight and gave me a complex for about 2 weeks. Bastard.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Melee the dog before it bites.

 

[Brnin8]

Assassin's Creed kept telling me how to eavesdrop, also how to counter which I had no problems with. Spore sort of did just for being so childish in appearance, why couldn't you make more horrific creatures???!

Sounds like you're just not very good at Spore. Either way, I suggest the expansion pack: Creepy & Cute.

I regret to say I have it... still, even the "creepy" ones I find suspiciously cute.

 

[not a zaar]

In the Metal Gear Solid series there's a character called Otacon who is basically the way for Kojima (the game's director) to vent his disgust with gamers. Otacon is a coward who pisses his pants, loves anime and video games, fucked his step mom, helped create a weapon that could have destroyed the world because of his naivety, and is just all around an unlikable nerd.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

I don't like JRPGs cos they don't challange the player, if there is a clue as th where to go next, you can't just go there, you have to wait till an NPC tell you!

300th post!

 

[A Weary Exile]

"Do a barrel roll!"

that is all.

Star Fox was a great game but Slippy takes the cake for being the least helpful NPC EVER! Oh you "Got one!" Slippy? I just shot down eighty ships while you were screwing around and managed to save your stupid ass in the process but you don't hear me bragging!