Games that won't get you laid
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Katie Tiedrich begs to differ.AlexMitu said:
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I agree FF7 is an aphrodisiac. Although i never got "laid" as a direct result of it. My then girlfriend used to get really bored watching me play it for hours on end and would usually find ways to keep herself occupied which were quite.."favorable" for me. Well it made breeding gold chocobos alot more tolerable anyway.Jazzboy said:
When I read the question I didn't see "what game will get you laid," I saw "what game will stop you from getting laid," as in, if your girlfriend saw you playing that, she would specifically be unwilling to have sex. And no, not all games do that, not even most. Hell, I know a hot girl that's super into Gears of War.
I'd have to say any game that has jiggle physics simply for the sake of having jiggle physics.
I'd have to say any game that has jiggle physics simply for the sake of having jiggle physics.
If you treat dating sims like a tutorial to dating... You're gonna have some woman troubles down the line.Douk said:
Sadly, most games wont get you very close to the bedroom..I suppose you could play "The Man Game" back on the original xbox but that's probably not getting you very far either. Guitar hero and Rock band are really the only "Wow Factor" games out there. In which 10 people will crowd around you at a party and gawk at you 5 starring through the fire and flames on expert...but unfortunately...
Nobody cares if you can play real guitar...I can go to a party somewhere and have a bunch of friends going "OMG HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!" when i play some song on guitar hero but when I pull out my bass and play some funky slap stuff they couldn't give 2/3 of a shit...Jazzboy said:
I'm currently getting laid because I play cute yet fun games that my girlfriend likes, such as Diddy Kong Racing and Conker's Bad Fur Day.
However, that may be because I get into the games and she likes that about me. I 'unno.
However, that may be because I get into the games and she likes that about me. I 'unno.
Fallout 3's Broken Steel/Point Lookout add-on on disc of recent months. I was unfortunate enough to buy this game from a girl in a Game store (Shock horror!) and three days into what could be called a 'budding relationship' she's now got a boyfriend--AND IT IS NOT ME!
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Starcraft can totally get you laid
In korea and only in korea.
Bitches don't know 'bout my zealots
Bitches don't know 'bout my zealots
Hey, it might just be taken as some kind of veiled suggestion for something else...Twilight_guy said:
Gitaroo Man.
"Well, this guy has a magic space guitar in his dog, who's actually a robot dog. What? Oh, that's Mojo King Bee. Yeah, I'm really not sure why he needs a bee costume and a disco suit, either. I... Well... Look at it this way, sure the frogs are backup singers and that bear is pounding on a tree, but at least the music's good! Besides, just wait until I get to the Sanbone Trio! ... ... Hey, where are you going? Honey...?"
"Well, this guy has a magic space guitar in his dog, who's actually a robot dog. What? Oh, that's Mojo King Bee. Yeah, I'm really not sure why he needs a bee costume and a disco suit, either. I... Well... Look at it this way, sure the frogs are backup singers and that bear is pounding on a tree, but at least the music's good! Besides, just wait until I get to the Sanbone Trio! ... ... Hey, where are you going? Honey...?"