Games that you should never buy.

[mexicola]

X-Blades - yes that a bad game right there. Do no purchase under any circumstances.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Big Mutha Truckers.

Do I win?

 

[Tarquinius Superbus]

Every Sonic game outside of the Genesis ones.

I'm generous I know you can thank me later

 

[rt052192]

Too Human or Simpsons Skateboarding

 

[realbillcosby]

I take it that none of you have ever played Last Action Hero for the SNES.

What's that you say, you weren't born when it was released? Well let me tell you a story.

Last Action Hero is, was and forever will be the most broken, utterly unplayable piece of shit anyone will ever play. ET is a masterpiece compared to this. Superman 64 is like Zelda.

A close second in the games nobody's played but there's a good reason for that and that's that they were irredemably shit stakes is "Iznogoud" (I know, perfect name) for the PS1. Who doesn't want to play a broken, incomplete, graphically substandard version of "Aladdin" for Megadrive about half way through the life of the PS1? Everyone, you say?

 

[Audioave10]

Best review to prove the worst game ever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs

 

[Baralak]

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a New World. I played 2 hours into this game only to get so pissed at the plot and characters my friends and I have sworn off it and had to promptly play the first Tales of Symphonia to erase the bad memories. It's so bad I have one friend who denies its very existence. That game is my new standard for bad games.

I AM SO HAPPY. I didnt buy it, the first game was one of the best game I ever played... the sequel... when they anounced it, I was happy but when I found out the main characters arent even the same, I was like "WTF!" Perfectly good characters that they could have built so much more on and they decided to not use them as the main characters of the sequel.

I almost puked when a guy on this forum said it was a worthwhile game on the wii.

I personally loved the crap out of Dawn of the NEw World. Been meaning to replay it, btu I've got so much other stuff to play... But yeah, me and my friend both really loved it, easily the best RPG I've played on my Wii, and one of the better ones of this generation. Abotu the only thing I didn't like was Lloyd's voice change...

Also, and as for games to never buy: Power Rangers Dino Thunder. As a huge Power Rangers fan, I have to say I friggin hate this game. Just all around bad game design, whose only postive point is that the entire game is spent playing and the Zords... Doesn't make the combat, boring and repetitive missions suck any less... Not even adding in the Wild Force and Ninja Storm zords help make it suck any less...If you ever wanna get a game for your kid, make sure to steer clear of this. Only thing I regret buying with my tax return...

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

This post is just for fun. You don't have to take it serious!!!

I know three games that are probably the most shittiest games ever. One got dumped in desert, one is unplayable x52 and one is so hard, that the japanese made a new, easy version for the rest of the world.
No. 1: E.T.
Why? Cmon ever heard of the story what happened to the E.T. games? They were so bad, that they were dumped in desert. xD

No. 2: Action 52
Why? Just look at youtube. It contains 52 games and not even one is really playable due to bugs. And if it is playable there is no sense. Just look at the videos like "Action 52 Anger" they're hilarous.

No. 3: The original Super Mario Bros. (I think it was 2, but I really don't know)
Why? Ever heard of Super Mario Frustration?

wow what is that mario video? its definatley not a cartridge game? is it a rom hack?

have you honestly never seen that? not calling you stupid just saying thats been super popular and overdone and old in my area, i mean even my uncles and aunts have seen that (and they are old fucks who barely know the internet)

 

[Snarky Username]

Most of the games reviewed by the angry video game nerd look pretty terrible.

Why do you think he's so angry?

 

[ethaninja]

Juiced 2. Don't EVER get that. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Daikatana.

BEGONE, SATAN!​

hey! its not that bad!

personally, get the n64 version (which lacks your allies) OR

stop being a (john romero's) ***** ​

you see what i did there?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) Glitchs, bad design, piss poor story (now with beastiality), 'nuff said.

Please no ninjas, please no ninjas, please no ninjas!

"Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" is supposed to be pretty awful.

The devs said that they only had a month to make the game, to that I say "You're winner!"

 

[Baralak]

Daikatana.

BEGONE, SATAN!​

hey! its not that bad!

personally, get the n64 version (which lacks your allies) OR

stop being a (john romero's) ***** ​

you see what i did there?

I see what you did there.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Eragon DS. And Burnout Revenge (or was it Legends?) DS.

3D does not go well with the DS.

Your thinking of Legends. Revenge isn't on the DS.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Every game ever made.

In all seriousness, I can't actually suggest one except maybe the Sims.
Playing a game where you control some avatars life is a bit pointless to me.

That was one of mine!

OT: Half-life 2. All episodes.

I wouldn't go so far as to say not to buy it, but I will admit that Half-life 2 was a let down for me...

 

[Comma-Kazie]

Bad Company 2. Worst shooter I've played since Hour of Victory.

 

[Bill Oddie]

Dragon age is over rated and in 3rd person, you dont fight with YOUR sword, Bioware's characters fight for you and thier ordinary spellcasters and to me thats pretty pointless.
Oblivion it aint.

Disapointed with COD MW2 , i wrapped it up in 4 hours how lame is that and what about the scuba scene you dont do anything.

Kings field - oh that was a shocking effort .

 

[LeonLethality]

Final Fantasy VII

Unless you are buying it to burn it and rid the world of a copy of it.