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Jesus to develop Psychonauts 2
Lost Planet found
Carnival season starts in Not-So-Silent Hill.
God revealed to be Valve´s PR trick to promote After-Life.
Jesus to develop Psychonauts 2
Lost Planet found
Carnival season starts in Not-So-Silent Hill.
God revealed to be Valve´s PR trick to promote After-Life.
Well this had me chuckling a lot. A very good parody indeed sir. Just a question, where is the artwork of the dwarf from?The Inev said:
Japanese gamers cry out for more less sexual ambiguity in characters. "I just want to know my boy is a boy, and my girl is a girl" says 16 year old gamer.
Madden series ended by EA after lackluster sales. "We were attempting something different, but we should have known Rugby is more popular." Claims one rep.
Zero Wing hailed with flawless translation. "I was totally scared when CATS said 'All your bases now belong to us.'" Says gamer.
Hello Kitty: Online sweeps the MMO world, with ONE BILLION subscriptions and going strong. "It's just so addictive," says player KittyCheezBurg "But we all wish the subscription fee was more."
EDIT: grammar
Madden series ended by EA after lackluster sales. "We were attempting something different, but we should have known Rugby is more popular." Claims one rep.
Zero Wing hailed with flawless translation. "I was totally scared when CATS said 'All your bases now belong to us.'" Says gamer.
Hello Kitty: Online sweeps the MMO world, with ONE BILLION subscriptions and going strong. "It's just so addictive," says player KittyCheezBurg "But we all wish the subscription fee was more."
EDIT: grammar
Half-Life 2 Episode 3 released tomorrow, announces Valve
"All the silence and delays were just a marketing ploy, the game's actually been finished for months," says Valve CEO Gabe Newell
Latest Japanese FPS recieves high marks
Another fine addition to the already massive Japanese FPS market
Epic Games awarded "Story-tellers of the Year" award for Gears of War 3
Trophy sits proudly alongside "Best Multiplayer Interface" trophy.
"All the silence and delays were just a marketing ploy, the game's actually been finished for months," says Valve CEO Gabe Newell
Latest Japanese FPS recieves high marks
Another fine addition to the already massive Japanese FPS market
Epic Games awarded "Story-tellers of the Year" award for Gears of War 3
Trophy sits proudly alongside "Best Multiplayer Interface" trophy.
Mario finally hits it off with Peach. Wedding set next month!
- Best man Bowser as happy as can be. "Me and Mario had this plan to kidnap the Princess and rescue her so she would recognize Mario as her hero. After 381 tries, it finally worked!" he says.
- Best man Bowser as happy as can be. "Me and Mario had this plan to kidnap the Princess and rescue her so she would recognize Mario as her hero. After 381 tries, it finally worked!" he says.
Gordan Freeman makes a speech
Kojima's next game. A Space Marine FPS, big on pre rendered cinematics.
Blizzard go bankrupt
Catkid906 Wins life-time achievement award
Kojima's next game. A Space Marine FPS, big on pre rendered cinematics.
Blizzard go bankrupt
Catkid906 Wins life-time achievement award
OK i'll give this one a go.....
NEWS JUST IN
....Duke Nukem Forever and Alan Wake to be released at 12am at stores worldwide
.....Alan Wake lives up to fans expectations
.....Due to losing the console war, Sony decides to spit the dummy out and recall all PS3's stating "if people don't want them, we will take them back, see who's laughing now"
.....Zombie fans get shock surprise when people start rising from the dead (hehe)
.....Lost finally adds the conclusion all fans wanted.Story has been given a full conlusion.
.....Betamax and LP's finally realised as true home media, all homes to be filled once more with new collections.
and a final wish from myself
....Bolton Wanderers quadruple trophy dream realised (UK understandng only im guessing
)
Hehe I could actually do this all night
EDIT: forgot thia was gaming only, but please I can dream about the Bolton thing
NEWS JUST IN
....Duke Nukem Forever and Alan Wake to be released at 12am at stores worldwide
.....Alan Wake lives up to fans expectations
.....Due to losing the console war, Sony decides to spit the dummy out and recall all PS3's stating "if people don't want them, we will take them back, see who's laughing now"
.....Zombie fans get shock surprise when people start rising from the dead (hehe)
.....Lost finally adds the conclusion all fans wanted.Story has been given a full conlusion.
.....Betamax and LP's finally realised as true home media, all homes to be filled once more with new collections.
and a final wish from myself
....Bolton Wanderers quadruple trophy dream realised (UK understandng only im guessing
)Hehe I could actually do this all night
EDIT: forgot thia was gaming only, but please I can dream about the Bolton thing
"Smack Buds: Battle" Cameo to 'One-Up' the Mario Franchise?
In a startling turn of events, black sheep game developer Nintendo has announced that it's flagship character, Super Mario, will be making an appearance in "Suped Up Smack Buddies: Battle", the Sega Centauri sequel to 2004's smash hit. Most older gamers remember Mario as a top contender in the 1990's console wars. When Sega came out on top with Sonic the Hedgehog 4, however, the quality of Mario games started to drop off, until it was considered one of the worst wastes of potential in gaming history.
Rumor has it that Mario's appearance in "Battle"" will open up possibilities for developers looking to take the rotting Mario franchise in a new, hopefully fun direction.
In a startling turn of events, black sheep game developer Nintendo has announced that it's flagship character, Super Mario, will be making an appearance in "Suped Up Smack Buddies: Battle", the Sega Centauri sequel to 2004's smash hit. Most older gamers remember Mario as a top contender in the 1990's console wars. When Sega came out on top with Sonic the Hedgehog 4, however, the quality of Mario games started to drop off, until it was considered one of the worst wastes of potential in gaming history.
Rumor has it that Mario's appearance in "Battle"" will open up possibilities for developers looking to take the rotting Mario franchise in a new, hopefully fun direction.
Ion Storm has closed its doors. Despite the excellence of its first person shooter game Daikatana, the heinously broken Deus Ex failed to sell well, making the years spent on its creation worthless. The poor sales of Deus Ex wer exacerbated by the infamous "Warren Spector's about to make you his *****." advertisements, which alienated and irritated gamers.
Metacritic PC game score charts: Highest score: Big rigs: Over the road racing with a 98. The lowest? Half Life 2 with a score of 2.
Planescape Torment sells millions, despite universally bad reviews.
Peter Molyneux, man of few words, creates games which far exceed the meagre hype they are given.
Gamers complain at lack of "E" games on nintendo wii: "It seems like every game on the wii involves visceral combat, extreme sexuality, and drug abuse." says one upset gamer, "what happened to Nintendo's commitment to the more casual crowd?"
Lucasarts releases mainly adventure games in 2009. Many are worried that the Star Wars IP is not being used as much as it can. "Stop milking the Maniac Mansion franchise!" say fans.
Metacritic PC game score charts: Highest score: Big rigs: Over the road racing with a 98. The lowest? Half Life 2 with a score of 2.
Planescape Torment sells millions, despite universally bad reviews.
Peter Molyneux, man of few words, creates games which far exceed the meagre hype they are given.
Gamers complain at lack of "E" games on nintendo wii: "It seems like every game on the wii involves visceral combat, extreme sexuality, and drug abuse." says one upset gamer, "what happened to Nintendo's commitment to the more casual crowd?"
Lucasarts releases mainly adventure games in 2009. Many are worried that the Star Wars IP is not being used as much as it can. "Stop milking the Maniac Mansion franchise!" say fans.
GTA save more live today as a Youth looking to seek revenge brings down a Crime boss and on later news Worlds Greatest lawyer Jack Thompson continues his campaign to put GTA in everyones Living Room. Man he must love RockStar.
ea bankrupt , developers promise no more crappy games , sony and microsoft merge buyout nintendo , censorship no more free speech the law .....ET games found in desert landfill being rereleased by all systems x-mas 2012..... 8 track tapes new portable media .....DISCO IS BACK AND STILL SUCKS
WoW shuts down due to lack of players
Latest Sonic game gets a 10/10 and becomes best selling game ever
PS3 Fanboys: "We admit it, we don't understand MGS4's plot either"
GTA 4 criticized for not letting you spend enough time with Roman
Metal Wolf Chaos released in US and Europe
Latest Sonic game gets a 10/10 and becomes best selling game ever
PS3 Fanboys: "We admit it, we don't understand MGS4's plot either"
GTA 4 criticized for not letting you spend enough time with Roman
Metal Wolf Chaos released in US and Europe