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PS3 sales once again dominate console sales, with the Wii in last and the DS falling behind the PSP.

the 360 is currently falling behind sales of the Dreamcast 2, both of which have a long way to go before catching up to the PS3.
 

sirdanrhodes

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Nov 7, 2007
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Guitar Hero actually gets innovation, critically acclaimed.

Uwe Boll killed in car crash, unfinished movie declared masterpiece.

Chernobyl magically disappeared, half life remaining is 100000000000000000000 years.
 

Doug

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Apr 23, 2008
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World of Warcraft shuts down: "People just aren't subscribing" says one Blizzard insider.

Eidos releases Anachronox 2 to many cheering fans

Daikatana 2 hailed as masterpiece
 

Twilight_guy

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Nov 24, 2008
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Gaming community agrees to get along and abandon fanboyisum.

Halo 3 makes number one on the worst games ever list.
 

stormcaller

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The next Runescape-throne contender?

We've just recieved coverage of a brand new game called World of Warcraft, apparently being produced by a small indie company called Blizzard. At this moment there are only 11 (get it?) people in the Alpha but the company really thinks they've got something new and fresh which everyone will enjoy.

As for the current MMO champion, Runescape workers at Java are not worried by what they consider a "weak,pathetic little game"Jagex CEO Makes Badgamesalot then said "I mean there's not even enough content to keep people attention for a week"
 

Doug

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Apr 23, 2008
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Video Games end global conflicts: "We fight on the virtual battlefield now - much cheaper and fewer deaths," says one general.
 

Goldeneye103X2

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Street fighter:casual released. Fun for the whole family!

Dead space on wii will feature familt friendly features and minigames.

Meanwhile, in escapist news.....

Goldeneye103X2 is not annoying.

Xitel? who's xitel?
 

Shotzey

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Sci-Fi shooters are not copying Aliens

PSP out sells DS -Edit Ninja'd

Wii Play taken off the Wii top 5 best sellers list

Wii play, Great game, sells few copys
 

Sewblon

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Square announces "We have decided that we will never make a sequel to Final Fantasy, destroying rumors of the first sequel in the history of the industry."
 

Doug

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Apr 23, 2008
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Jack Thompson given honourary award for Pro-Gamer works

"There just normal people, like you, or me. Voilent games don't make them voilent or wierd - after all, the average non-gamer might watch Die Hard, which has equal or great levels of voilence than the typical shooter game."

Jack went on to cover the topic of sexual content in video games.

"Well, there currently isn't alot of it, but games like Mass Effect, with its tastefully small use of sex seems to show an improvement towards the proper use of the subject matter. Honestly, parents can sleep safe so long as they pay attention to their kids and what they play."

We went on to talk to the legendary pro-gaming lawyer on his other awards from the Flodira bar, and several organisations, both national and international.

Read the full article at [...]
 

RheynbowDash

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E.T. hailed as the greatest game of all time!

PS3 actually releases a good game!

All racist 12 yr olds have been permanently banned from Xbox Live!
 

Yog Sothoth

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New Star Wars: Light Saber Duels game for the Wii utilizes amazingly accurate Wii-mote controls

EA announces Madden franchise to take a year off so they can focus on quality

Alan Moore to make cameo appearance in Watchmen 2

Microsoft announces Xbox Live gold will now be free to all users

Harmonix unveils Rock Band: Led Zeppelin

 

pffh

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Oct 10, 2008
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Westwood studios and Bullfrog merge and buy the developer EA games.

Fans of EA outraged.

"When will those big heartless companies stop buying up the small developers that care about the games they make and don't just think about the money" says a worried fan.
 

ZenMonkey47

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"Not ANOTHER Shadowrun game!" lament gamers "There's already been so many faithful adaptations. What we wouldn't give for a FPS involving space marines."

Violent sports blamed for local school shooting. "If only he played video games instead, this terrible tragedy may have been avoided" say parents