Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[Lucia di Lammermore]

this just in...

Princess Peach admits "I really preferred Bowser"
Yahtzee critisized for talking too slowly
Newspapers relevent (not really gaming related, but whatever)
Cake not a lie!

 

[I3uster]

"Flamebait overload in escapist topic, riots starting"

 

[Doug]

"Flamebait overload in escapist topic, riots starting"

Wait, its alternate dimension topic...?

 

[AkJay]

"Jack Thompson has been elected as the new president and CEO of Rockstar Games, with such hit franchises as Grand Theft Auto"

(p.s. i don't know if GTA is made by Rockstar, just an on-the-spot guess)

 

[JC175]

Cake located, found in fact, to be a pie.

Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.

Lolled my tits off. Congrats.

 

[SsilverR]

official reports say shenmue 3 is in production and it's made by the same guy

 

[superdance14]

"Atari Releases Good Game"

Called Ghostbusters. Oh I went there.

...Got me there.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Large Halidron Collider causes resonance cascade scenario, Gordon Freeman look alike unfortunatlly not prepare with crowbar. World expected to be doomed.

George Lucas wins life time achievement award for his work on the Star Wars Prequels, well recieved for their fantastic acting and totally not making Darth Vader gey.

The Force Unleashed praised for it's responsive targeting system and generous DLC.

Schick Quatro Gamer Razors revolutionizes mens grooming.

 

[Kirosilence]

Jack Thompson endorses new Grand Theft Auto and Manhunt games, hoping they will sell.

Nintendo bankrupted by targeting new demographic

Internet piracy rates at all time low as Morality sets in on the internet.

Console wars over, N-Gage won.

 

[peduncle]

GAMING INDUSTRY CRASHES ALONG WITH THE ECONOMY!

 

[DarkRyter]

US Government Declares new Scout Update "Totally Lame". Marines have been dispatched to Valve Studios

EDIT: Gabe Newell Executed

 

[RowdyRukia]

Male gamers prefer female characters to wear less revealing clothing. Full story at 5.

Movies to Game platform franchise is booming.

Jack Thompson admits he was wrong.

 

[Brotherofwill]

Halo gamer inspired to do community project

Seniors of gaming outraged over Sony opening market to young gamers : "We used to be a community of elderly that enjoyed games for their maturity and sophistication, nowadays these new young and kids, sometimes only 8 years old, just ruin our hobby" an outraged 68 year old exclaimed.

Nintendogs fan slaughters neighbours dog.

Sony's new marketing plan touted as 'brilliant'

Microsoft releases new operating system 'Douche' without bugs

Gaming declared as art

GoW 3 hailed as intellectual masterpiece

First Open-air gaming cinema opens (wouldn't be too bad i reckon)

 

[Jumplion]

Insomniac and Naughty Dog partner up (oh imagine the games! They would be BEAUTIFUL!)

Recent PS3 price drops the cost to $249.99 (we have to laugh at ourselves once in a while)

Stoic Definition Wins the format war and a win for Sega, big blow to Nintendo supporting RD-Beem technology.

Arent the people at Naughty dof friends with the people at Insomniac?

...yes...?