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Crysis called "Ugliest Game of All Time" more on page 8.
A German developer makes terrible game! more on page 8.
A German developer makes terrible game! more on page 8.
Gamers shut up about Jack Thompson
Uwe Boll's latest movie breaks box office records
Rockstar announces developement of Manhug 3
Boobs! More on this later [Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.]
Gamespot declared best videogames reviewers in the history of everything
Blizzard decide to stop ruining their lore
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw called back to Heaven for Rapture
Latest EA game praised as 'Greatest Contribution to the history of gaming'
Monkey Island 5 Announced
Uwe Boll's latest movie breaks box office records
Rockstar announces developement of Manhug 3
Boobs! More on this later [Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.]
Gamespot declared best videogames reviewers in the history of everything
Blizzard decide to stop ruining their lore
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw called back to Heaven for Rapture
Latest EA game praised as 'Greatest Contribution to the history of gaming'
Monkey Island 5 Announced
1.zelda finnaly worked out how to lock a door and will no longer be kidnapped anymore.
2.square enix will stop making more sequels to ff7 and do something proper.
3.no more WWII fps games.
4. WOW player decides to open the front door and descovers he can't really cast magic.
5. 8 year olds all play gta IV...
oh no wait that actually happens.
6.games based on childrens films dominate market.
2.square enix will stop making more sequels to ff7 and do something proper.
3.no more WWII fps games.
4. WOW player decides to open the front door and descovers he can't really cast magic.
5. 8 year olds all play gta IV...
oh no wait that actually happens.
6.games based on childrens films dominate market.
Valve's Portal panned by reviewers: "Not enough non-interactive cutscenes," says Zero Punctuation's Yahtzee
Major PC game released on-time and without game killing bugs; lives up to hype
Gabe Newell canvases gaming conventions to find "the perfect voice actor" for Gordon Freeman
Uwe Boll convicted of crimes against humanity; Michael Bay still at large
John Madden refuses to voice another football game: "It's time to give football a rest; I'm going into professional curling"
Gamers pan rash of colorful games: "We really need more brown and grey," says one player
Electronic Arts allows developer to finish game at its own pace: "They had a diamond in the rough and we gave them the time they needed to polish it," says CEO
Redesigned Lara Croft hailed as icon of feminist ideals: "I feel as though I could be just like her, 28B chest and all," lauds lady gamer
Major PC game released on-time and without game killing bugs; lives up to hype
Gabe Newell canvases gaming conventions to find "the perfect voice actor" for Gordon Freeman
Uwe Boll convicted of crimes against humanity; Michael Bay still at large
John Madden refuses to voice another football game: "It's time to give football a rest; I'm going into professional curling"
Gamers pan rash of colorful games: "We really need more brown and grey," says one player
Electronic Arts allows developer to finish game at its own pace: "They had a diamond in the rough and we gave them the time they needed to polish it," says CEO
Redesigned Lara Croft hailed as icon of feminist ideals: "I feel as though I could be just like her, 28B chest and all," lauds lady gamer
Internet closed down to free up disk space. Our surveys have shown that hardly anyone uses it anymore.
Grand Theft Auto 0 released. Fans of the original will see the hero in a 2d Platformer.
Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat fails to sell
NEW FAD : PINBALL
MOTHERCARE ANNOUNCE GAMING SECTION We've found it really helps the kids relate to real life.
PC-Gamer nominated as Sportsman of the Year
HALF-LIFE CHESS SET : Only $149.99
KISS AND TELL STORIES OF CONSOLE GAMERS : See p.13,14,15,16,17,18
ROOT_OF_ALL_EVIL TO POSE FOR PLAYGIRL Fee thought to be thousands of dollars.
Grand Theft Auto 0 released. Fans of the original will see the hero in a 2d Platformer.
Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat fails to sell
NEW FAD : PINBALL
MOTHERCARE ANNOUNCE GAMING SECTION We've found it really helps the kids relate to real life.
PC-Gamer nominated as Sportsman of the Year
HALF-LIFE CHESS SET : Only $149.99
KISS AND TELL STORIES OF CONSOLE GAMERS : See p.13,14,15,16,17,18
ROOT_OF_ALL_EVIL TO POSE FOR PLAYGIRL Fee thought to be thousands of dollars.
1) Bungie dropps the ball and dissapoints it's fans
2) Nintendo Axes Mario and Zelda
"We figure it's time to start something new"
3)50 cent: blood diamond wins game of the year
4) Rockstar begins production on an E rated game
5) every list has to have a five... Erm...
No list can possably have a five...that's better
2) Nintendo Axes Mario and Zelda
"We figure it's time to start something new"
3)50 cent: blood diamond wins game of the year
4) Rockstar begins production on an E rated game
5) every list has to have a five... Erm...
No list can possably have a five...that's better
Action 52 still sucks **** out of a diahrea ***, even in an alternate dimension.
Xbox Live is utilised only by mature, civilized and educated people.
Tomb Raider: Underworld revives the Tomb Raider franchise and is nominated GOTY
Xbox Live is utilised only by mature, civilized and educated people.
Tomb Raider: Underworld revives the Tomb Raider franchise and is nominated GOTY
Starcraft Ghost concept art canceled, lead Blizzard Dev. Says: "We were going to put a lot of detail into Nova's (the main character) ass for the box art - but then decided to spend our budget on the actual game - expect a demo soon."