Duke Nukem: Forever released! Lackluster fans claim "Sure it's good, but they they really should have delayed the launch more, its not like we were that desperate to have it..."
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Historical Epic on WWIII Cancelled, Found 'Disrespectful To Veterans'
Howzat?
A personal prayer:
Valve introduce spell-checker for Source engine games
Corporal punishment for being a whiny adolescent on the internet enacted
Howzat?
A personal prayer:
Valve introduce spell-checker for Source engine games
Corporal punishment for being a whiny adolescent on the internet enacted
HD-DVD sales crush Blu-Ray and DVD combined, consumers site "pretty red boxes" as their number 1 reason for switching.
Squaresoft announces decision to support Nintendo's new 64-bit console over Sony's new "Playstation" citing the superiority of cartridges.
I wonder if any game would have taken the place of FFVII in terms of the cinematic technological wow-factor. I remember that when I bought a PS instead of a 64 because I heard Square would be ignoring N64, the store clerk thought I was an idiot and politely told me how wrong I was. Gamecube was how many years later?
I wonder if any game would have taken the place of FFVII in terms of the cinematic technological wow-factor. I remember that when I bought a PS instead of a 64 because I heard Square would be ignoring N64, the store clerk thought I was an idiot and politely told me how wrong I was. Gamecube was how many years later?
People realise that
Pizza-scented air fresheners were available at the price of a stamp and a scratch-and-sniff sticker.
Pikachu becomes a decent pokemon.
The Brits never stopped with Donkey Kong, and now Link, Master Chief, Kratos, and Robocop all wear neckties.
DSs were as indesctructable as GBAs were.
People would move on from FF7.TheWickerPopstar said:
Pizza-scented air fresheners were available at the price of a stamp and a scratch-and-sniff sticker.
Pikachu becomes a decent pokemon.
The Brits never stopped with Donkey Kong, and now Link, Master Chief, Kratos, and Robocop all wear neckties.
DSs were as indesctructable as GBAs were.
Following the release of wii war nitendo's casual gamer army conquers asia
EA goes into liquidation. Lack in game ads and sponsors to blame.
New SSB game banned in all regions because of excessive violence and gore
Highly anticipateted game now on display at the Louvre in Paris, critics say "a truly masterful piece showing that gaming belongs in the art world"
Windows praised for user friendlyness
New rock senstation inspired by games like "guitar hero" and "rock band" break all time record for most hit singles with the release there 1000th No.1
EA goes into liquidation. Lack in game ads and sponsors to blame.
New SSB game banned in all regions because of excessive violence and gore
Highly anticipateted game now on display at the Louvre in Paris, critics say "a truly masterful piece showing that gaming belongs in the art world"
Windows praised for user friendlyness
New rock senstation inspired by games like "guitar hero" and "rock band" break all time record for most hit singles with the release there 1000th No.1
Following the Merger of console games developer Ninendo, and Vivendi, the parent company of the highly succesful Blizzard entertainment, makers of the lost vikings and rock'n'roll racing, representatives have announced a new direction for the company at a press conference:
"We are very please to announce the merger of Nintendo and Vivendi. Sadly the merger will affect the day to day running of our games. The company while maintaining current games, will persue the development of sequels to previous one off succeses such as Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, StarCraft, Diablo, Jump man, the Legend of Zelda, and metroid prime. All current projects are being put on hold, we will not announce any release dates yet, the games will be ready when they are ready."
"We are very please to announce the merger of Nintendo and Vivendi. Sadly the merger will affect the day to day running of our games. The company while maintaining current games, will persue the development of sequels to previous one off succeses such as Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, StarCraft, Diablo, Jump man, the Legend of Zelda, and metroid prime. All current projects are being put on hold, we will not announce any release dates yet, the games will be ready when they are ready."
lol If you noticed, I put him as working for the ESA. Kind of a double inversion.PedroSteckecilo said:
Mine is kind of like a "Breaking News" story on the 6 O'Clock news.
"Link, Mario, Donkey Kong and Starfox were all murdered by Samus Aran earlier today, when she wanted to prove that she was 'The best Nintendo franchise'. When we attempted to interview her, she froze the camera man and jumped on him to get onto her roof, where she proceed destroy private property and many police vehicles with what appeared to be homemade rockets. Her rampage was stopped when, I believe I'm saying this correctly, a 'Metroid' she was keeping in her basement escaped and drained her of all of her energy. Luckily, she remembered to save earlier in the day."
"Link, Mario, Donkey Kong and Starfox were all murdered by Samus Aran earlier today, when she wanted to prove that she was 'The best Nintendo franchise'. When we attempted to interview her, she froze the camera man and jumped on him to get onto her roof, where she proceed destroy private property and many police vehicles with what appeared to be homemade rockets. Her rampage was stopped when, I believe I'm saying this correctly, a 'Metroid' she was keeping in her basement escaped and drained her of all of her energy. Luckily, she remembered to save earlier in the day."
Core gamers recognized as primary audience.
"We finally came to realize that the casual gamer was a mythical demographic that individually didn't buy that many games," said chagrined industry insider.
EA to abandon Madden franchise in favor of innovative new game designs.
"Honestly, who did they think we were fooling?" quipped new EA CEO Peter Molyneux.
Ultima Online sequel released.
"We were pretty sure they were going to cancel this one too, so we had the CEO killed," claim radical militant fans, "Corp por! Corp por!"
PC gaming on a massive resurgence thanks to Windows Vista Direct X 10 features and the successful enforcement of worldwide anti-piracy measures.
"We found paratroop drops of cyborg rabid dogs to be fairly effective deterrents," decreed worldwide emperor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"We finally came to realize that the casual gamer was a mythical demographic that individually didn't buy that many games," said chagrined industry insider.
EA to abandon Madden franchise in favor of innovative new game designs.
"Honestly, who did they think we were fooling?" quipped new EA CEO Peter Molyneux.
Ultima Online sequel released.
"We were pretty sure they were going to cancel this one too, so we had the CEO killed," claim radical militant fans, "Corp por! Corp por!"
PC gaming on a massive resurgence thanks to Windows Vista Direct X 10 features and the successful enforcement of worldwide anti-piracy measures.
"We found paratroop drops of cyborg rabid dogs to be fairly effective deterrents," decreed worldwide emperor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
George bush uses a 3 syllable word (it will never happen)
Internet now rid of porn!
74% of US citizens discover another country outside of their prison (only 26% have passports)
Zelda franchise stops!
Pope enjoys Manhunt 3
Fat kid loses weight playing Wii Fit
Internet now rid of porn!
74% of US citizens discover another country outside of their prison (only 26% have passports)
Zelda franchise stops!
Pope enjoys Manhunt 3
Fat kid loses weight playing Wii Fit
Epic wows fans and critics alike with Gears Of War 3's anti-violence, ecological peace negotiation sim. Gamers particularly love Fenix's new heart-shaped trowel seeding gun.
Microsoft and Sony's move to give away all downloaded content for gratis is derided by gamers as a "cheap publicity stunt".
"Devil May Cry 5" to have a mute, non-wisecracking lead character.
DoA5 to not have women with pendolous breasts, as this is "demeaning to women, who after all, are mothers as well as lovers". Instead, Emily Pankhurst and Mother Theresa are slated as new playable characters.
Microsoft and Sony's move to give away all downloaded content for gratis is derided by gamers as a "cheap publicity stunt".
"Devil May Cry 5" to have a mute, non-wisecracking lead character.
DoA5 to not have women with pendolous breasts, as this is "demeaning to women, who after all, are mothers as well as lovers". Instead, Emily Pankhurst and Mother Theresa are slated as new playable characters.
Ubuntu Linux leads as a top gaming platform, while Windows still lags behind due to lack of 3rd party support.
Garry's Mod is criticized due to it's linearity and lack of gameplay.
Crysis' much loved character Psycho is praised throughout Britain for his accurate portrayal of a British man.
Garry's Mod is criticized due to it's linearity and lack of gameplay.
Crysis' much loved character Psycho is praised throughout Britain for his accurate portrayal of a British man.
Lucasarts ceases production on Star Wars games. "There just aren't enough Star Wars fans for us to make any more money." claims George Lucas.
Microsoft goes bankrupt; Linux becomes standard operating system on PC's.
Runescape praised by gamers worldwide; considered best MMORPG since RF Online!
Super Smash Brothers fan agrees with Yahtzee's review.
Microsoft goes bankrupt; Linux becomes standard operating system on PC's.
Runescape praised by gamers worldwide; considered best MMORPG since RF Online!
Super Smash Brothers fan agrees with Yahtzee's review.
