Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[Johnn Johnston]

Historical Epic Set to Take Place in WWIII!

I just stole your post and added two extra 'I's. By the way, that post means that in the other dimension, WWIII has already happened.

 

[Bretty]

Reuters: As the fad for smaller PC monitors continue; Samsung release their new 1" by 2" Widescreen UHD Monitor.

Consumers are finaly happy "It is about time I can use this new glasses for PC gaming!"

 

[TomNook]

"TIM SHCEAFER'S GAMES COULD USE MORE DEPTH" BUNGIE

 

[Helmet]

Nintendo facing multiple lawsuit cases for new game!

"New Nintendo game Wii Drink has caused many small children to begin drinking hard alcohol, in the hopes of staggering around and doing funny things like they saw in the game. Every parent has filed a lawsuit except for one. When asked, the one parent who liked the game was found passed out on the floor, whiskey in one hand and wiimote in the other."

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Study confirms gamers are best lovers

I thought this was an alternate dimension?

 

[sms_117b]

GTA 5 to be set in Bigglesworth

Valve to cease the half-life series and go into the "casual gaming" industry

EA to close down EA sports in favour of more story based games

Man takes down largest gang in local neighborhood, got idea from GTA IV's police car missions, side note, stolen police car found at the scene

 

[Joeshie]

Nintendo denounces casual games in favor of high quality games.

Valve makes millions as one of the largest casual game makers for consoles.

 

[Zulu-Echo14]

Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony unite into one company to create the ultimate universal gaming console.

 

[Unmannedperson]

Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony unite into one company to create the ultimate universal gaming console.

Crushed three days after release by Sega console

Which was then crushed 3 days later itself by some weird Chinese laptop thing that dispenses M&M's and Kool-aid.

 

[the jellyman]

NEWS FLASH- Nintendo reeases a game without sonic, mario, metroid, pokemon, or zelda in it!

(yes, I'm not a fan of nintendo)

 

[Gahars]

Neo Nazi's sue Infinity Ward "We believe we are misrepresented in their Nazi killing training games, and in an age of such great social, political, and religious tolerance, it is just unacceptable."

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

This just in - popcap games hates casual gamers [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.66939]

(lolz I cheated)

 

[Shadow Tyrant]

Barbie Horse Adventure nominated for Game of the Century Award.

Following the trend set by Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts III is set to release for 360 alongside PS3.

Nintendo releases it's answer to the hardcore gamer: Super-Mega-Ultra-Death-Killer-Boom-Explosion-Murder Mario, which follows their beloved poster-child on a killing spree in the real world. After the final "Sorry, but the princess is in another castle!" straw, Mario jumps out of the television and kills everything in sight, on a rampant journey to Nintendo's head office to kill the programmers who designed his eternal damnation. Players are given a variety of weapons, including a fireball that sets anything it touches ablaze, and a hammer that smashes anything it's swung at, including skulls and spinal cords. The game is set to be open-world in the whole of Japan. It will be rated M20+ and is set to release in October, 2010.

 

[Mstrswrd]

... I really just want a post on this thread so I can find it again easily, but here goes.
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Um... How about...

"New Law passed, makes it legal for game-shop employess to punch stupid parents buying their jackass kids M-Rated games (The parent must somehow show that they do not care about the fact that the game is rated M, and somehow exclaim, in one way or another, that "Games are kiddy," or something of that vein)."

 

[The Potato Lord]

Austrialian Government distributes Free copies of Fallout 3 to all citizens.

Half-Life3 Criticized for awful voice-acting and being an open-world game.

Nintendo criticizes Sony for releasing an excessive ammount of casual games,
Claims that Hardcore games are better because they're not toys.

 

[Spleeni]

Dungeon Keeper 3 released; praised for timely release.

All game rating systems abolished for being 'unnecessary' due to low numbers of M rated games.