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Sonic found dead in his home, believed to have died from an overdose of side characters mixed with a lethal combination of poor level design.
In other news, the infestation of so-called "Ravin rabbits" has finally been exterminated from rayman games, and a game actually involving rayman is due for production.
And finally, Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw has been in court for charges of manslaughter, after causing the deaths by heart attack of hundreds of Adrians all over the world.
In other news, the infestation of so-called "Ravin rabbits" has finally been exterminated from rayman games, and a game actually involving rayman is due for production.
And finally, Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw has been in court for charges of manslaughter, after causing the deaths by heart attack of hundreds of Adrians all over the world.
Immortal Kindness released.
Agent 47 plushies now on sale, with fully functional mullet and goatee.
ANOTHER zombie RTS game has arrived! When will it stop?!
Agent 47 plushies now on sale, with fully functional mullet and goatee.
ANOTHER zombie RTS game has arrived! When will it stop?!
Taint is found to be contagious. Unskippable are sued by thousands.
The Witch has startled Zoey!
Bill Gates found dead in bed, police assume murder by Xbox 360 fans who opposed the recent merger plans with Apple and Sony.
Twilight fans found, living in cave dwellings in Tunisia.
Halo: Combat Evolved released, hated by millions.
The Witch has startled Zoey!
Bill Gates found dead in bed, police assume murder by Xbox 360 fans who opposed the recent merger plans with Apple and Sony.
Twilight fans found, living in cave dwellings in Tunisia.
Halo: Combat Evolved released, hated by millions.
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Leeroy Jenkins does successful sneaking mission
SNAKE!?! SNAKE!?! SNAAAAAKE!?!?!
What the hell I was sleeping, don't yell
OMGWTFBBQ at OMGWTFBBQ Park tomorrow at 9
Jack Thomson jacks off to GTA4
Leeroy Jenkins does successful sneaking mission
SNAKE!?! SNAKE!?! SNAAAAAKE!?!?!
What the hell I was sleeping, don't yell
OMGWTFBBQ at OMGWTFBBQ Park tomorrow at 9
Jack Thomson jacks off to GTA4
WoW players talks politely to, marries Guild Wars player.
Capcom claims poor sales of Shadow of Rome were due to "not having enough body parts flying off"
Dreamfall storyline accused of being too "simplistic, derivative and overall unimaginative."
EA to stop publishing Madden, NHL, MLB, NBA Live and FIFA games. Decides to focus on originality, quality of content.
Player discovered using a male character in Dead or Alive.
100% of female characters in online games are played by female gamers, says study.
Rock Band expert frustrated at not being able to tap-strum a solo by putting the tip of his fingers on frets 16-20 of the same string on a guitar.
Team ICO makes a game.
Capcom claims poor sales of Shadow of Rome were due to "not having enough body parts flying off"
Dreamfall storyline accused of being too "simplistic, derivative and overall unimaginative."
EA to stop publishing Madden, NHL, MLB, NBA Live and FIFA games. Decides to focus on originality, quality of content.
Player discovered using a male character in Dead or Alive.
100% of female characters in online games are played by female gamers, says study.
Rock Band expert frustrated at not being able to tap-strum a solo by putting the tip of his fingers on frets 16-20 of the same string on a guitar.
Team ICO makes a game.
PC gamers ditch mice, buy new gamepads to suit FPS needs
Will Wright almost done developing "Linearity: The Game"
GameFAQs community attacks The Escapist for being "low-brau"
Will Wright almost done developing "Linearity: The Game"
GameFAQs community attacks The Escapist for being "low-brau"
Military orders new helmets, training and weapons for soldiers! Potato sack, "How to Cut Head Off with Chainsaw Handbook" and chainsaws.
"Holy crap our 50 cal sniper can't penetrate that!!"
"Holy crap our 50 cal sniper can't penetrate that!!"
The WoW-Eve Online-Everquest-Neverwinter Nights-CoH/CoV-Star Trek online-The Matrix online-Star Wars Galaxies-Age of Conan-Lord of the Rings online coalition announces "last merger", making up for abysmal sales among the genre. A spokesperson claimed "We have no idea why the cool, interesting, outgoing crowd has no time for our games. For our hardcore fans we will try to stay online as long as possible, even if we have to lose money while doing it. For us, it's all about the fans.
Indie developer Square Enix announced its intentions to release a series of high-action games, codenamed Final Fantasy. However, they admitted that it would never hope to have the longevity and popularity of series such as Mystery House, or Deus Ex.
Cyan Worlds announces further delays to Duke Nukedem Forever, episode 2, claiming that scaling the graphics back and increasing the amount of gore to turn 3D Realm's epic story-driven adventure game into an FPS may take "months, even years".
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[strong]Breaking News![/strong]
Popular gaming studios across the world from world-renowned People Can Fly to tiny Edios announced their intent to stop surprising gamers with early releases and bonus features, claiming "The world has gotten tired of that sort of thing; no-one finds it fun anymore. We have always thought about making games come out later than announced, and taking out features after they're announced, but we wanted to wait until people really felt a need for that sort of thing. Now we can fill that need."
[strong]Escapist Sued
Earlier today, a group of self-proclaimed "grammar nazis from 4-chan" today sued the escapist for its forums' constant misuse of grammar. To be legally viable, the suit claims to target the rampant CP and depictions of beastiality, necrophilia, and other "underworld" fetishes that have mad the forum famous throughout the internets.[/strong]
Indie developer Square Enix announced its intentions to release a series of high-action games, codenamed Final Fantasy. However, they admitted that it would never hope to have the longevity and popularity of series such as Mystery House, or Deus Ex.
Cyan Worlds announces further delays to Duke Nukedem Forever, episode 2, claiming that scaling the graphics back and increasing the amount of gore to turn 3D Realm's epic story-driven adventure game into an FPS may take "months, even years".
Edit:
[strong]Breaking News![/strong]
Popular gaming studios across the world from world-renowned People Can Fly to tiny Edios announced their intent to stop surprising gamers with early releases and bonus features, claiming "The world has gotten tired of that sort of thing; no-one finds it fun anymore. We have always thought about making games come out later than announced, and taking out features after they're announced, but we wanted to wait until people really felt a need for that sort of thing. Now we can fill that need."
[strong]Escapist Sued
Earlier today, a group of self-proclaimed "grammar nazis from 4-chan" today sued the escapist for its forums' constant misuse of grammar. To be legally viable, the suit claims to target the rampant CP and depictions of beastiality, necrophilia, and other "underworld" fetishes that have mad the forum famous throughout the internets.[/strong]
"Parents start giving shits about their kids: No more 9 year olds on halo telling us how muck we suck monnster black indian cock, how will the world cope. (CNN jingle)"