Gender Swapped for a month. Now what?
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I should think the microphone one is obvious.Dead Century said:
I was mostly kidding, but I don't do most of those things because I get treated differently to my male friends, and not in a good way. I was really kidding about the game shop thing, most guys in game shops are nice. Some think I'm new, but generally aren't dicks about it.
Honestly, it was the first thing that came to me, other than the sarcastic `open jars`. But I can kind of open my own jars.
My apologies, but your male friends sound like somewhat dicks in that regard. I do agree that females are more likely to be harassed online, but in general the online gaming public isn't very pleasant anyway. Personally, I prefer if everyone uses a mic if they can. Makes communication much easier, and I get to know people better that way. Plus, I've seen more people be harassed over not having a mic, rather than their gender. But to be fair, most women I know that do use mics, do so in trusted gaming communities. So, yeah. Now that I think about it, good point on the mic, but where you hang out online makes a big difference.Phasmal said:
I actually had a dream where this happened (minus midget kicking). In that dream, none of my clothes fit, my breasts were unwieldy, it was extremely difficult to explain to my doctor what happened, guys at bars are completely irritating with their advances, and it was really embarrassing to forget my situation and hit on women who aren't lesbians.
It seemed like a bum deal to be transformed into a hot girl.
It seemed like a bum deal to be transformed into a hot girl.
I reckon karma just breaks like a cheap physics engine and somersaults anyone who kicks the midget into the sun.Quaxar said:Also, what happens if you kick the midget while you're still swapped? Do you turn into a super attractive version of yourself?Jux said:What happens though when you get pregnant and then change back into a dude? Mind = *blown*
THIS SCENARIO IS FLAWED!
because if you've screwed with karma that badly there is only one way to fix it, really.
also, how does kicking a midget.. just no dammit it's not worth my time or energy...
'restraint'
murgblegbmmmmmrrrffff....
a wizard did it. 'sigh of relief'
Goddamn midgets. I'd stare into a mirror and play with my tits. Then when I got bored of the sex stuff I'd kick another midget and change back cuz that's how karma works. Fucking midgets.
Welp I spend most of my time on the computer when not working. So tits aren't really gonna matter, but my work might suffer since I'm a warehouse worker. Not sure if 11/10's are that physically strong or not. Well maybe an amazon but I digress. Definitely spend the first day checking out what the hell changed though.
Nobody expects... The Nerdish Inquisition! Well actually, they do. They have a point of making themselves known.Phasmal said:
I think someone already said this, but make friends with anyone you find attractive, and tell how great normal sex you is. And at some point orgasm for comparison. But other than that all the fun stuff you normally can't do
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hah jeez the flaming post I could put on here...
OT: I'd definitely feel myself up and schlick fucking hard, to see what it really feels like and all that. probably would go out and seduce some dudes to do my bidding for me, and on top of that i'd be queen ***** to everyone.
OT: I'd definitely feel myself up and schlick fucking hard, to see what it really feels like and all that. probably would go out and seduce some dudes to do my bidding for me, and on top of that i'd be queen ***** to everyone.
masturbate out of curiosity. after that I may kick another midget and hope it gets reversed.
If it does not get reversed then I have no clue what to do but if this is the worst punishment I get for killing someone I would consider myself lucky.
Although I would have not kicked said first midget to begin with so none of this would have ever happen.
If it does not get reversed then I have no clue what to do but if this is the worst punishment I get for killing someone I would consider myself lucky.
Although I would have not kicked said first midget to begin with so none of this would have ever happen.
Isn't it obvious? I would spend the entire month playing with my long hair, and nothing else would get done.
Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???
Seriously, how do women not play with their hair all day???
Masturbation and other sex-related topics (with both genders as test subjects) would be prioritized as the most significant differences between the sexes. After that, more scientific experimentation of varying degrees of relevance. Possibly some existential angst, wondering how things will go from there.
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Oh christ, I just realized if it lasts for a month there's about a 50/50 chance I'll have a period. That won't be fun. I mean it'll benefit my research but still, do not want.
EDIT:
Oh christ, I just realized if it lasts for a month there's about a 50/50 chance I'll have a period. That won't be fun. I mean it'll benefit my research but still, do not want.
Experimenting would be point 1 on my agenda then.
Dudes with long hair do it aswell, at least I do thatMossberg Shotty said:
It would be incredibly hard to explain to my boss--honestly, I'd be surprised if I kept my job. It's not that he's sexist or...trans-ist(?), but that it would be incredibly difficult to convince him and my co-workers that I wasn't just some psychotic hot chick that just killed/kidnapped me and tried to replace me. Police are called to investigate, "I" am entirely missing, and I get arrested for kidnapping/killing "myself."
Assuming that I would still be related to my family, a DNA test shows that I am indeed who I say I am (just with a different chromosome.) I get my life back just in time to revert to being male again, at which point I promptly kick that fucking midget off a bridge.
Alternatively, I revert while in jail/prison, get my life back, and stay as far away from that bus stop as possible.
Assuming that I would still be related to my family, a DNA test shows that I am indeed who I say I am (just with a different chromosome.) I get my life back just in time to revert to being male again, at which point I promptly kick that fucking midget off a bridge.
Alternatively, I revert while in jail/prison, get my life back, and stay as far away from that bus stop as possible.
Long hair's a *****, let me tell you. Mine's almost down to my butt and thick and curly. I have to wash it daily or it gets greasy, and it gets tangled and it itches my back if it gets under my collar. And if I play with it I end up getting foot long strands in my fingers and I have to find a garbage to throw it all out in.Mossberg Shotty said: