Girl gets poo tattooed on her back

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krazykidd

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The_Blue_Rider said:
Zhadramekel said:
Well, she's pretty much screwed. Although mind you I thought tattoo artists were supposed to show you the outline of the tat before they start inking so you'd think the lass would've noticed.
Why would he show her the outline? He wanted to get away with it. Also according to the story he got her drunk as well

I think this is hilarious, and she really shouldnt have cheated but goddamn this guys being a huge asshole, not to mention an idiot, I know people do stupid things when theyre mad, but he time to think about the this, what the repurcussions could be, seeing as how he went ahead and did it, Im going to place him firmly in the idiot camp
At least he didn't kill her like some people do .

OT: she deserved it . I would have opted with the narnia picture with the words cheating whore written at the bottom but oh wells.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I'm sorry but this is hilarious. He shouldn't have done it but the fact that it happened is amusing to me.
 

Mastemat

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Good for him! I would have stabbed her.....
But I have a history of cheating bstrds in my life....
 

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Kalezian said:
EDITS, EDITS FOR ALL: Turns out she signed a consent form that had the stipulation that the design would be at the artists discretion, in simple terms, she told him in a binding contract that he could tattoo whatever he wanted on her back.
Then he is in the clear. No future girlfriend who is unfaithful will ever want to have him doing her tattoo though.

For instance, there is a type of creme that slowly burns off layers of skin, takes a long while, but it eventually fades the tattoo, eventually removing it entirely.


BURNS. LIKE. FUCK. however.
Being betrayed by the person you care most about burns the insides. Seems poetic that removing the reminder of him would burn too.
 

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Kaisar said:
That is going to make for some interesting pillow talk.
Indeed. I think she's going to have to be the big spoon for the rest of her life. That said, based off the internet, such a tattoo serves something starting to creep beyond "niche fetish" status.
 

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Epicspoon said:
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What the hell is this bullshit about the guy being in the wrong. Basically this is very childish to do, but women have been doing crap like this for years. Remember when your ex-girlfriend keyed your car. I read about some dumb ***** lighting her cheating husbands clothes on fire. All the time on the news of women breaking shit because they are pissed off at their boyfriends. Not all women do that crap, but its not uncommon for women to just point and laugh as they run off with your money.
there was another story a while back far worse than any of these. a woman chopped her husbands dick off and threw it in the garbage disposal. I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.

but if I remember correctly the garbage disposal was broken and they managed to get it reattached.

but still. fuck.

edit:

found the story here ya go.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throws-garbage-disposal/story?id=14055080#.TteirlaIpbI
What is this nonsense. Women aren't a team unit; you can't take something one insane, sadistic woman did and use it as justification for a less sadistic act committed by some man to a completely different woman. Every person is an individual. The genders are not opposite sides in an adversarial conflict.

Story's FAKE, anyway. Please edit that into the OP.
 

Smertnik

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The amount of people finding this amusing or even justified disturbs me greatly (even though it's fake).
 

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FarleShadow said:
Quellist said:
Sorry but that guy is a horrible person. She cheated on him and that's bad but to effectively ruin her life? no fucking way is that acceptable.
Having a Narnia tattoo wasn't going to ruin her life?

Sorry, the only compensation she deserves is the precise amount required for tattoo removal.

And a letter from the judge saying 'Don't be a dumb ***** by cheating on your boyfriend with his best friend.'
And getting a Narnia tattoo. Because that's also stupid
In your opinion perhaps but however dorky or whatever you find a Narnia tattoo someone is going to like it or find it cute, not so what she ended up with.

I'd put this on a level with someone carving 'Slut' into her stomach, as well as being an assault its way out of proportion to cheating on a guy.

And no i dont cheat on my partner and I would be horrified if i found out i was being cheated on, never in a million years would i do something like this though.
 

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reg42 said:
You guys know this is fake, right? [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319]
Who cares? It's funny, that's all that matters. Let's just keep pretending it's real, it's better that way :)

Smertnik said:
The amount of people finding this amusing or even justified disturbs me greatly (even though it's fake).
Yeah it'd be less funny if it wasn't so obviously fake. Being cheated on sucks, having something like this tattooed on you goes a bit beyond just sucking and would result in a nice long jail sentence for the psychopath who did it. Although I think (hope!) that the people who're saying it's justified and stuff are just having a laugh at something that's not real like I am.
 

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SIXVI06-M said:
thaluikhain said:
Fucking hell, that's terrible. It might have had a funny side if he did it with something that'd wash off, but a tattoo? Fuck.
I dunno, I'm thinking about the audacity of a person to ask favors of a person you'd just wronged and betrayed.

Imagine, robbing a person blind; then coming back later as if nothing happened and asking for charity.

The act itself is not only stupid, it's morally and socially stupid too.
I'm with you.

"I just slept with your best friend and now I want a free tattoo. What's wrong with that?"

Justice has been served.