Girl gets poo tattooed on her back

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Varrdy

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This is not funny and I shouldn't laugh...

Shouldn't...

Pfffft...! Sorry...

Wardy
 

Virmire

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I would say that that's a pretty shitty tatoo, but I'm horrible at puns.

Too bad her boyfriend was such an ass!
 

dfphetteplace

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And now she will remember not to fuck around on people. Good for him. I wish I was that creative sometimes, although I don't think I would do that to someone.
 

newwiseman

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I've always been for the idea that people who cheat, men and women, should be marked for life; same thing with incurable transferable diseases (hepatitis, hiv, etc.).
 

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Shark Wrangler said:
What the hell is this bullshit about the guy being in the wrong. Basically this is very childish to do, but women have been doing crap like this for years. Remember when your ex-girlfriend keyed your car. I read about some dumb ***** lighting her cheating husbands clothes on fire. All the time on the news of women breaking shit because they are pissed off at their boyfriends. Not all women do that crap, but its not uncommon for women to just point and laugh as they run off with your money.
Umm lol? Btw most are with him not against. xD
 

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Virmire said:
I would say that that's a pretty shitty tatoo, but I'm horrible at puns.

Too bad her boyfriend was such an ass!
You mean ex? Cause she acted like a shit to him first, (pulled it off BOOSH) and cheated with his BEST friend
 

AzrealMaximillion

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MetaKnight19 said:
This girl wanted a scene from Narnia tattooed on her back, however her ex-boyfriend found out she was cheating with his best friend and, being a tattoo artist, inked the turd onto her back as a sort of revenge. This story was in The Sun newspaper (where else)...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html

All I say to that is, at least he did a good job.
I would edit this post. It was proven fake:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319
 

emeraldrafael

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Yeah, this whole deal is <url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-cr

reg42 said:
You guys know this is fake, right? [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319]
Ah, well then, done and done I suppose.
 

Nuke_em_05

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reg42 said:
You guys know this is fake, right? [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319]
Ninja'd, but I was going to use Snopes.com [http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/poo.asp]

If it was real: meh, they're both terrible (fake) people. Of course, after a week or two he would have gotten over it, but she'd be stuck with the tattoo permanently, or with a huge removal bill. However, when women retaliate on cheating men with damage against property or body, it's considered "empowering", so there's that.

Good thing this is fake, then, otherwise we'd be opening up a whole can of social worms...
 

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Vrex360 said:
[HEADING=1]Story is fake guys, fake.[/HEADING]

Just thought I would make that a little more obvious. I admit I was a little dissapointed too because it certainly seemed like it could have sparked up some interesting conversation and debate but of course, it won't because it is as previously mentioned fake.

That said if it weren't fake, I would have to say that I couldn't stand behind supporting such an extreme payback method. Something that would cost thousands of dollars to have removed and would be incredibly painful to do so. Granted if she had cheated on her boyfriend (had it not, you know been fake) then that was an undeniably bad thing to do on her part. But then again we never get to hear her (fake) side of the (fake) story, maybe she had a really good (fake) reason to cheat on her (fake) boyfriend. Maybe he was being cruel or mean or neglectful to her and so she sought comfort from his more accomodating (and more Fake) friend.
Hell maybe she got drunk or was in an emotional place that made her do something that was a momentary mistake, maybe she never told her (fake) boyfriend about it because she was ashamed of it.

All I'm saying is, I am on the mindset that it can always be possible to salvage a relationship that's undergone damage. Hell, I know a few married people who at one point their partner slipped and cheated on them but they were still able to forgive and forget and seek counselling and save their marriage. It can be done.

That's not so say that sometimes a cheating person isn't just being a bastard/***** who is inconsiderate and selfish and cruel to a person who loves them, it can happen that way too. But to automatically assume that a person who cheated on their partners fits that category is being a little bit harsh.
Especially if you aren't even going to at least consider their side of the story.

Now while this particular story was Incredibly Fake I was still a little appalled that people automatically assumed that the girl was guilty and the worst kind of scum on Earth without even considering the possibility that maybe the boyfriend might have been a contributing factor that lead her to doing it, or that maybe she was going through a series of emotional issues that lead to that path.
What I mean is, no one even considered her side of the story and instead assumed that the guy who (fake, fake, fake) tattoed a giant turd onto her back that would take thousands of dollars and hours of pain to remove must have been completely blameless.

EDIT:

[HEADING=1]STORY IS FAKE! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS FAKE ON THE FIRST PAGE![/HEADING]
y u make so much sense ??
 

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Adeptus Aspartem said:
Well.. it's funny. And now she's gonna sue his ass for the last penny he posseses.
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

it will actually be a difficult case if there's a signed document involved.

IMO i wouldn't say she deserved it, but at the same time i cannot feel sympathy for her. shouldn't have been a cheating harlot
 

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The Last Parade said:
you guys know she'll have to go through months of incredibly painful laser therapy right?

this was in no way in the right, she shouldn't have fucked his friend fine, but for this to be TATTOOED into her? as in the ink is under the second dermal layer causing permanent pigmentation that cant be removed without having the ink evaporated via laser? (which also has an incredibly high chance of scarring from both the actual laser and the boiling pigment vapors going through her skin)

fuck that and anyone who says she deserves it, you're using up all the dildo points
Dude....
It's fake. By now I might have been ninja'd though, so...*Grins*
But I agree partially with you. Sure, a tattoo THAT big is going too far, but if he had inked one of those shitty penis drawings we all love to draw, and it was maybe at most the size of a hand, and it wasn't big, I'd say "that's good."
 

Superbeast

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Yay, yet again I am sickened by the members of the Escapist (at least it is on a fake story for once!).

Condoning this? Saying the guy was a hero/in the right? That "the *****" deserved it?

I bet most of you were outraged at the story of the bloke getting his penis cut off. I bet most of you would be outraged if this man had thrown acid in the lasses face.

Were this to have actually happened, it is likely to be a permanent disfigurement - even with laser surgery, a tattoo in full colour and of that size is not going to be shifted completely, and is very likely to scar.

Also, were this to have actually happened, the man could still be prosecuted. Even though she signed a waiver that the design of the tattoo was up to the "artist's decision", a lawyer could argue that the contract would be voided by the fact she was drunk. However, and much more importantly (and certainly here in the UK at least, and I imagine the same is true in the US) it is illegal to tattoo a drunk person - the alcohol lowers the rate of blood clotting and lowers blood pressure, creating a real and serious risk. The fact that the article cites that she "passed out" yet he continued with the tattoo is also gross negligence and malpractice. Thus, in this hypothetical case (given it's fake and all) he would likely lose the court case, and probably end up in prison too (aside from the charges mentioned, a good lawyer could also bag assault, arguing that it is similar to how consenting to sleep with someone doesn't mean you cannot file an assault charge if they beat you up/scar you whilst doing so).

But no, everyone must jump on the cool-train bandwagon of laughing at the "stupid whore" and defending this gallant "gentleman" (and I say "gentleman" with as much scorn as possible).