Give yourself a saying.

[s-l-u-g]

THIS IS -- ... the escapist magazine forums... doesn't have the same ring to it.


or


(this is long)
Watch out, i'll snipe that sniper, before that sniper can snipe our sniper, which is me, the sniper.

 

[the monopoly guy]

"spies who teleport make me cry"
"the more people I meet, the more I like my dogs"

 

[jdog345]

jdog345-Typing poorly since 1993

jdog345-Free Hugs!

 

[Unknower]

"Almost infinite amount of unknowledge here."

 

[dontlooknow]

"Oh no. What did I tell you?"

 

[Hookman]

"The thing about life is that it sucks!"

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

"Here's my resolve"

Used that for my signature on all the forums I frequent since I heard Ichigo say it on Bleach.

 

[Space Spoons]

"Watermelon Party."

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Sirdanrhodes: Games to delay his inevitable suicide.

Sirdanrhodes: More warnings from wilsoncrazybed than Satan himself.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"If you're wondering how Mike eats and breathes / And other science facts / Then repeat to yourself 'It's just a show, / I should really just relax.'"
or
"That's?that's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed... ! It's not fair!"

Cookie for either reference.

Or my all time favourite:
"The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and Corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is approaching" - Assyrian Tablet, circa 2800 BC

 

[Xvito]

"Slow down...take it easy."

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

My favourite saying of all time. Don't know who said it.
"The great thing about being a pessimist is that you're either constantly right or pleasantly surprised."
Then there's my own personal saying.
"I'm not weird, you're just boring."

 

[Wewt]

''You all suck.''
OR
''Lulz pretentious saying goes here amirite?''
OR
''Lulz pretentious comment about being non pretentious and ironic goes here amirite?''

 

[unholy vagrant]

Where are we going, and why am I in a handbasket?

 

[revolverwolf]

"Now I have to write something witty don't I?"

"What are you looking at. The post is up there.^^^"

 

[Wewt]

Where are we going, and why am I in a handbasket?

Wouldn't that go into the Last words section?

 

[John Galt]

Objectivism: Unless you make six figures a year and hold half a dozen patents, then you're clearly not worth the air you breathe.