Global Warming-a figment of our imagination

[RebelRising]

Ive come to the conclusion that global warming doesnt exist, its the natural cycle of earth ever since the cavemen created the fire and the wheel we were bound for the world to get hotter. BRING IT ON SUN, I DON'T NEED AN OZONE LAYER!

EDIT:let the flameing begin!(pun intended)

Yeah, away with you Trolly McTrollson.
Global warming exists. To deny it is the same as denying the sky is blue. Just look at many ice core records. Not to mention, it's pretty much definite that it is an anthropogenic change (C14 Isotope increase) to CO2 levels, which almost certainly play a part in global warming (See Mauna Loa and ice cores).
Want something to debate about:
What will the effects of global warming be?

The eventual shift to a worldwide tropical, rainforest climate. I swear to God it's already happening. Three straight weeks of June have been nothing but rain and warm temperatures where I live, making for the most freaking humid weather I've ever experienced. It's a *****. Also, it's taking longer to move to warm weather, with cooler temperatures lasting into the end of Spring, and the warm temperatures lasting longer into the Fall.

I personally hope it's a giant conspiracy perpetrated by aliens, so as to render all the scientific plotlines and story exposition by Gore completely pointless.

 

[JWAN]

The signs of Global Warming are easy:
If its too hot Global Warming
If its too cold Global Warming
If its raining too much Global Warming
If its not raining enough Global Warming
If there is too much snow Global Warming
If the snow is too light Global Warming
If there are too many hurricanes Global Warming
If there aren't enough hurricanes Global Warming
If cows fart too much Global Warming
If dust storms lasts longer that 2 minutes its Global Warming
If Al Gore says so its Global Fucking Warming (Or Bono, or Oprah, or Dan Rather)

And its all made even more unbelievable by Al Gore driving his SUV around in his movie about global warming and flying in his private jet in his movie about global warming.

Oprah believes in global warming but she went out and got a private jet aswell and even the people in congress that calim to believe in global warming still fly around in private helocopters and put in yachts and get Limousine rides while talking about global warming.

Scientists were caught screwing with the multi-million dollar machine that was built to study global warming and an Inconvenient truth was shot down then burned then put out with piss for its terrible science and rediculous claims.

Al Gore is not a scientist, hes a politician who PAYS scientists to get results that he wants.

 

[demmalition1]

Seems kind of arrogant to believe that we puny insects can cause such massive changes on such a large blue marble.

So...
Insects could do this?
http://www.visualpharm.com/wallpaper/earth_at_the_night_1280x1024.jpg
Epic fail

Also, what's the downside to stooping climate change?

 

[duckfi8]

Ive come to the conclusion that global warming doesnt exist, its the natural cycle of earth ever since the cavemen created the fire and the wheel we were bound for the world to get hotter. BRING IT ON SUN, I DON'T NEED AN OZONE LAYER!

EDIT:let the flameing begin!(pun intended)

i agree with you 100%

 

[Hey_look_a_cat]

The signs of Global Warming are easy:
If its too hot Global Warming
If its too cold Global Warming
If its raining too much Global Warming
If its not raining enough Global Warming
If there is too much snow Global Warming
If the snow is too light Global Warming
If there are too many hurricanes Global Warming
If there aren't enough hurricanes Global Warming
If cows fart too much Global Warming
If dust storms lasts longer that 2 minutes its Global Warming
If Al Gore says so its Global Fucking Warming (Or Bono, or Oprah, or Dan Rather)

And its all made even more unbelievable by Al Gore driving his SUV around in his movie about global warming and flying in his private jet in his movie about global warming.

Oprah believes in global warming but she went out and got a private jet aswell and even the people in congress that calim to believe in global warming still fly around in private helocopters and put in yachts and get Limousine rides while talking about global warming.

Scientists were caught screwing with the multi-million dollar machine that was built to study global warming and an Inconvenient truth was shot down then burned then put out with piss for its terrible science and rediculous claims.

Al Gore is not a scientist, hes a politician who PAYS scientists to get results that he wants.

Have you heard about when he asked a scientist to calculate how much the temperature would go down if humans stoped using cars all together? One onethousandth of a degree. XD

also swine flu is now somehow global warming related, can someone explain this to me?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The signs of Global Warming are easy:
If its too hot Global Warming
If its too cold Global Warming
If its raining too much Global Warming
If its not raining enough Global Warming
If there is too much snow Global Warming
If the snow is too light Global Warming
If there are too many hurricanes Global Warming
If there aren't enough hurricanes Global Warming
If cows fart too much Global Warming
If dust storms lasts longer that 2 minutes its Global Warming
If Al Gore says so its Global Fucking Warming (Or Bono, or Oprah, or Dan Rather)

And its all made even more unbelievable by Al Gore driving his SUV around in his movie about global warming and flying in his private jet in his movie about global warming.

Oprah believes in global warming but she went out and got a private jet aswell and even the people in congress that calim to believe in global warming still fly around in private helocopters and put in yachts and get Limousine rides while talking about global warming.

Scientists were caught screwing with the multi-million dollar machine that was built to study global warming and an Inconvenient truth was shot down then burned then put out with piss for its terrible science and rediculous claims.

Al Gore is not a scientist, hes a politician who PAYS scientists to get results that he wants.

Pretty much this.

Also, I like to think that records of temperatures for the past century or so pale in comparison to the fact that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. My bet is that it's a natural cycle.

 

[Hey_look_a_cat]

Seems kind of arrogant to believe that we puny insects can cause such massive changes on such a large blue marble.

So...
Insects could do this?
http://www.visualpharm.com/wallpaper/earth_at_the_night_1280x1024.jpg
Epic fail

yes actually... and how is those lights a bad thing? in fact it just makes the earth look better in my oppinion

 

[Quotation Marx]

Coupla points here... We don't have enough nukes to really cause an apocalypse... Sorry 'bout that. The nukes of the world could be wasted by being dropped randomly, but the real danger is with mass force hitting key points to cause strategic devastation. And not just big cities that are well known and destruction would inspire terror, but instead actual crippling of factories or research sites.

Second, we're not sure what killed the dinosaurs. We have a good idea, but we don't know as fact.

As for the sun, there's plenty debate out there, but the majority of scientists who aren't politicians don't seem to think we're in danger of being wiped out. Besides, name a bad effect of global warming.

"Believe it or not, very little research has ever been funded to search for natural mechanisms of warming... it has simply been assumed that global warming is manmade. Climate change - it happens, with or without our help." -Roy Spencer

Now, stop with the assumptions, and make with the real facts, ya earth huggin' loonies.

 

[Gene O]

Let the ice caps melt and the ocean levels rise! See if I care! Ha Ha Ha! Mind you, I live at an elevation of 5000 feet (~1600 meters) and can laugh for quite a while after most major cities are completely submerged in water.

 

[Razorback0z]

We all know that the Earth is slowly and steadily heating up.

Substantiation please ?

 

[zacaron]

the thing is...the world isn't going to get warmer its gona freeze

theses a current that runs past greenland it depends on a certan level of salt to keep the water heating and cooling properly if the greenland ice sheet melts then the extra freshwater will dilute the current and stop the cycle ergo the next ice age occures to refreeze greenland and fix the damages
thats the theory anyway

 

[Hey_look_a_cat]

Let the ice caps melt and the ocean levels rise! See if I care! Ha Ha Ha! Mind you, I live at an elevation of 5000 feet (~1600 meters) and can laugh for quite a while after most major cities are completely submerged in water.

I'm sorry but that was brilliant XD

 

[megapenguinx]

EDIT:let the flameing begin!(pun intended)

Um we don't take kindly to flamewars here....
But in my opinion: It's part of a natural heating cycle that is being expedited by human interference.

 

[FailingwithStyle]

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

 

[Quotation Marx]

the thing is...the world isn't going to get warmer its gona freeze

theses a current that runs past greenland it depends on a certan level of salt to keep the water heating and cooling properly if the greenland ice sheet melts then the extra freshwater will dilute the current and stop the cycle ergo the next ice age occures to refreeze greenland and fix the damages
thats the theory anyway

That sounds suspiciously like "The Day after Tomorrow"
Also, have you heard how much Hollywood lies, and uses special effects?

 

[Hey_look_a_cat]

Also how is the earth heating up even remotely destroying the earth. The earth will survive no matter what we feeble humans do to it. We could die, all the animals on earth could die in a nuclear holocaust but eventually after millions of years life will thrive again


(yes that was partially quoted from Jurassic Park)

 

[hannarr]

So does this count as reportable trolling?

 

[lostclause]

@ hey look
Nukes nearly did destroy the earth, anyone who has heard of the cuban missile crisis knows that. Meteors have hit the earth hundreds of times, they wiped out the dinosaurs and one hit siberia in the early 20th century with the force of the bomb dropped on hiroshima.
Yes the earth did cool in the 1650's because the sun's activity decreased. It's not increasing now.
Also the hiding under your desk thing was a placebo during the cold war.

Nukes: Yes but it didn't that's a point I'm making we really were in no danger because both sides knew if they pushed the button they were screwed

Meteors: I'm talking recently, I have calculated that there have been hundreds of time meteors were SUPPOSED to hit the earth but they didn't

Sun: and it is increasing

Desk: and that's the point it was known as FACT back then in schools.

Nukes: Both sides needed only a small thing to spark them off. During the crisis a russian sub was depth-charged. He was ordered to fire his nukes but he disobeyed.

Meteors: 1906 (give or take a decade) is recently in geological terms. The hundreds of times were mostly psuedo-scientists.

Sun: No it is not. It is measured by the number of sun spots. We are currently at the low point of a ten year cycle. When it starts increasing then we're screwed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_variation

Desk: Not by anyone with common sense (search up Tsar bomb)