"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

[Brad Shepard]

OT: i bought Soul Caliber 4 for my only birthday present ><

Oh my god... I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry, if there is anything I can do to make it up to you...

thanks for hte offer, but it is fine. i use it for charecters i use in my storys, but as soon as i find a better charecter creater in my price range, im taking the game to a shooting range.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I once dropped a PS2 on my head and got sent to A&E, this TV wasn't a large or perfectly level one and also I have stood behind a golfer tee-ing off... I was a mess after that one.

Stood BEHIND? Man he was shit at golf... or he had a powerhouse of a back-swing!
OP: I am more than able to fall over my own feet.... yeah I'm special...

I meant I got struck on the backswing and ended up bleeding out of my head, about enough to make a decent donation to BHF.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I tried to move a tv while it still had a cable cord attached. It fell over and ripped the back cable connector out.

 

[Radelaide]

Shouted at my mother that she was a ***** yesterday.
Had to apologize today, she was actually trying to be helpful.

I did that today. And I'm damn well not apologising. She is a *****.

You seem to be very angry at a woman who gave birth to you. From my understanding it's not a pleasant ordeal.

When she says I'm a disappointment because I just got a new job and apparently it isn't good enough, I can say she's a *****.

 

[Uncreative]

I'm constantly opening wrappers (Candy, poptarts, really anything that you don't seal back up), throwing away whatever was inside, and walking away with the plastic.

Usually takes me a second to realize it, too.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I slipped on my dog's chew toy and fractured my elbow.

 

[silentsentinel]

I once tried to run across tile while carrying a plate of broccoli. A piece fell off and I slipped on it and got a sprained ankle.

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Shut up...

 

[Uncreative]

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Shouted at my mother that she was a ***** yesterday.
Had to apologize today, she was actually trying to be helpful.

I did that today. And I'm damn well not apologising. She is a *****.

You seem to be very angry at a woman who gave birth to you. From my understanding it's not a pleasant ordeal.

When she says I'm a disappointment because I just got a new job and apparently it isn't good enough, I can say she's a *****.

Completely agree with you. Just because you're related to someone, doesn't make them a good person.

Also, I forgot to mention I once hit myself square in the forehead with the nail-remover of a hammer.
It was an accident, I swear.

 

[Zedzero]

fell up the stairs... /thread

I do that all the time. It's quite fun, actually.

Lol. A girl did that going up the 3 steps to the school stage in front of a full cafe. Needless to say she was laughed at for months to come.

OT: I come very close to falling over sometimes when I stand, just standing not mvoing at all and I tend to lean and end up grabbing for balance on one leg.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Even though this isn't me being stupid, it is a "friend" being stupid. He fell down the stairs....while doing push-ups. Honestly I am not sure how it is achieved, but apparently he was showing off to a girl on his webcam, and somehow managed to fall down the stairs doing so.

 

[Johnmw]

I once dropped a PS2 on my head and got sent to A&E, this TV wasn't a large or perfectly level one and also I have stood behind a golfer tee-ing off... I was a mess after that one.

Stood BEHIND? Man he was shit at golf... or he had a powerhouse of a back-swing!
OP: I am more than able to fall over my own feet.... yeah I'm special...

I meant I got struck on the backswing and ended up bleeding out of my head, about enough to make a decent donation to BHF.

Rah! Them golf clubs be dangerous! I hit myself with a cricket bat (don't ask) but that wasn't anywhere near your injuries, props to you (and some elastoplast)!

 

[Barry93]

A few days ago I decided to have some cereal. So i took the cereal box out of the cupboard, grabbed a cup, a fork out of the drawer, and a jug of apple juice out of the fridge. Then, I just stood there for a few minutes and then said out loud, "oh my god! How the fuck is that even possible for someone to unknowingly do that."

 

[Chknboy]

I broke my wrist trying to do a spinning ninja kick at my friends face.
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I had my finger sliced open while playing cornbread baseball with a knife, and I was the pitcher.
Still feels sort've funny when you touch the scar.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

I can trump that.

I've choked on air. Fucking air.

You have no idea how much fail that requires to be able to do such a thing.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I got the number of a really hot girl last night, only to drop the phone getting out of the car when I got home. Back fell off, battery and and card fell out and I lost all my numbers....

 

[Calatar]

I can trump that.

I've choked on air. Fucking air.

You have no idea how much fail that requires to be able to do such a thing.

I haven't achieved that, but I regularly choke on water. I guess I somehow decide that now would be the best time to get a breath of air, right as I'm drinking. It's pretty annoying.

 

[TheProfesser]

went down a hill on a skateboard when i cant skate -_-

 

[Radelaide]

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Shouted at my mother that she was a ***** yesterday.
Had to apologize today, she was actually trying to be helpful.

I did that today. And I'm damn well not apologising. She is a *****.

You seem to be very angry at a woman who gave birth to you. From my understanding it's not a pleasant ordeal.

When she says I'm a disappointment because I just got a new job and apparently it isn't good enough, I can say she's a *****.

Completely agree with you. Just because you're related to someone, doesn't make them a good person.

Also, I forgot to mention I once hit myself square in the forehead with the nail-remover of a hammer.
It was an accident, I swear.

She's a lovely lady, and I love her, but sometimes she's a *****...

OT: I think that my injury story is the best. Tendon and ligament damage in my right shoulder from moving nappies DURING my final year of High School.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I couldn't remember the order of the vowels in my own name, Benjamin.