"God, I'm such a ****ing idiot."

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Amethyst Wind

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Arella18 said:
I once set a piece of cake down went to get milk came back tripped over my ankle fell face first in the cake...and splashed milk everywhere...though that's moer clumsy than stupid.
Hmm, is that mispelling intentional or accidental? It'd be a damn fine double entendre if intentional.
 

Arella18

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Amethyst Wind said:
Arella18 said:
I once set a piece of cake down went to get milk came back tripped over my ankle fell face first in the cake...and splashed milk everywhere...though that's moer clumsy than stupid.
Hmm, is that mispelling intentional or accidental? It'd be a damn fine double entendre if intentional.
No its accidental (my backspace key doesn't work...so I get alot of mistakes.
 

DrSunday

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I was sleeping on the couch, woke up, went to go somewhere, fell over and got carpet burn above my eye. People just kept asking how.....
Or when i got my finger stuck in a shower plug hole at age 6-8 (I forgot), in my defense, I thought I saw something fall down it.

The stupidest thing I've seen, my sister slam her head in the car door whilst standing outside the car.
Note: My sisters is tall enough that when she stands her head isn't in the path of the door.
 

Ambi

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Ran and jumped up against one of those exercise balls someone was holding and bounced off on to the ground. It must have looked funny.

Amongst other things..
 

DarthInfernus

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This wasn't me, but my friend. It's so fail though it's good enough to mention. He was getting ready to come over to my place for some gaming and was talking to me on the phone as he was on his way out. Told me over the phone he'd be right over as soon as he found his phone... I was dumbstruck by that level of stupid.

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asam92

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quiet_samurai said:
Put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
I've almost done that about 20 times, and actually did it once,
One day was really bad, I did that plus after I finished eating the cereal went into the bathroom to rinse the bowl out, lol
But recently I havnt done anything
But the worst thing I had ever done was forget what year I was in at school and forgot how old I was at the same time, then tried to work it out by subtracting the years from by Bday, but couldnt remember what year I was born, my mate was sitting next to me at the time and just laughed his ass off at the entire thing. THAT WS A BAD DAY.
 

OmegaCheese

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Well a lot of the times I take my clothes to the basket, and since it's near the toilet, I turn in the toilet and ALMOST put it in but realized at the last second, I also have worn my socks in the bath once.
 

EricGossett

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I was in a museum and I was looking at an exhibit in the middle of the place. I assumed the glass around it was about waste high so I lean my head over to get a better look and I smash my head on the glass making a huge bang. And I turn around to see a whole tour of about 30 people just witnessed my brilliance.
 

OmegaCheese

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Donnyp said:
I watched the second Twilight Movie.

Im gonna say /thread guessing it means i win lol.

/THREAD!
Good, someone else, I'm glad my other friend who didn't like twilight didn't shut up and kept asking obvious questions, so much better than the movie. Luckily I had my skittles!

 

SirDerick

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Went shopping for groceries, Looked at the expiration day for the milk and saw that it expired two days prior, proceeded to go and buy it anyways.
Let's just say my coffee the next morning was "Wtf?".
 

The Cheezy One

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Aby_Z said:
I've done that before... 'twas awesome. I tripped, slid on my knee for several feet, then popped right back up. It was almost out of a sitcom...

As for something stupid I've done now... Hahah, I'm procrastinating on a project due tomorrow. A 4 page paper on 'The American Dream'.

Hey, here's a thought. Since when did 'English' mean 'American'?
i never thought of that
its the english peoples dream when they went there, so yeah. wow. also, i bet most of the american heroes i.e. george washington still spoke with english accents (im wondering how many people will argue with me despite the lack of evidence)

OT: my life
but more specifically, i accidently walked into the wrong caravan on holiday once
in my defence, they do all look the same
 

Lullabye

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press "end turn" in any tactics games I've played without making my characters do anything I've facepalmed many a times because of it.
 

T-Bone24

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I once kicked my shoe off and it hit me in the forehead.

But stupidest thing I've done? Probably spelling my name wrong on a pretty important history test. I wrote my name, instead of Tom, I put Tron. I had just watched Tron the night before.
 

Valkyira

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Sent myself to hospital because I hit my head on a low ceiling despite knowing it was there since I was born. I forgot that people grow