"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

[Naheal]

"NOT AS PLANNED, NOT AS PLANNED!"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?"

Though I tend to lean toward facial expressions. Like a bewildered look for confusion, blank stares for an implied facepalm, and an icy glare for someone who says something with nothing but sheer, unrelenting stupidity.

 

[Bobbity]

Oh blast.
... Bugger!
Fucking really?

The last one if I'm really put off by whatever it is, but usually the other two.

 

[Moros]

I usually just use the basic curse words whenever something happens. But sometimes I'll censor myself with:

Shitacos
Freakin' hell
Jesus H. Christ Bananas

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Oh COME ON!"

"FUCK!"

"Good grief!"

 

[William Ossiss]

my grandfathers:
"colder than a witches tit"
"happier than a two peckered billy goat"
"we're shittin in tall cotton now!"

mine:
"holy _______ ____ batman!"
"oh my god, no, why?!"

 

[Yureina]

"Oh bugger" is one I use on occasion. "Oh fun" is another.

I'm sure I have more, but those are the two I probably use the most.

 

[Farseer Lolotea]

"Holy hell."

"Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot." (Voiced like it's an actual coded message.)

"Sonuvagun!" (Complete with Hollywood-Southern accent.)

"Judas priest!" (Ironically enough, that's the one that's offended someone before.)

 

[Agent X506]

Oh Nugget. *cough* Tobuscus *cough*

 

[Rinji]

"Holy jumpin' fuckin' Jesus"

I use that sometimes when I'm pissed, there's more, but that's all I can thing of right now.

Got that one from George Carlin, btw.

 

[WonderWillard]

Most of the time, I opt for a simple yet effective, "oh, frak me." Or any variation of frak. Great word. I less than three you, Battlestar Galactica.

 

[2X4munkeyz]

mine would be "crap in a box"

 

[larysalove]

I typically say "oh me oh my" or "my goodness!"

 

[Azurian]

Who do I have to slap to get some attention around here.

Roses are red violets are blue I'll f**k you with a rake (for valentines day)

Sweet Jesus back flippin christ!!

All my own sayings

 

[Haydyn]

"Woo woo-OOO!"
"Oh, shiznat!"
"Right on."
"I don't fuck around."
"Awesomesauce"

 

[Hiname]

"Ohhh... kittens!"

And in some extreme moments, followed by:

"Big, bouncy, fucking kittens..."


Inspired by: this. [http://scout-report.net/archive/066.html]

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Okay, let's work the problem- 'not make things worse by guessing."
10 Points to your team and a cookie if you can get the reference.

Appollo 13.

"Oh, fuck all kinds of duck."

"Just...wonderful.'

"What arbritary silliness1"

 

[Hemlet]

"Sweet buttery nipples on a stick!"-something surprising and probably unpleasant just happened.

"Aww pussnuts"-I am displeased

"I CALL SHENANIGANS!"-something very bad has just happened

 

[The Moehlinator]

"Jesus Tapdancing Christ!" (we all know where that came from) is my irritated surprised response

if I am around kids, it is "cheese and Rice!"

just kind of interested curious, I say "well, there's something you don't see every day...."

Ok, my new one is my current captcha "ERNADES FOONER"!!!!

 

[witness51]

When asking question: "Riddle me this, Batman."

 

[Nouw]

Red vs Blue got me into saying 'sonofabitch' all the time. Failing that, 'sonofa.'