Greatest Quotes Ever

[MrNeil]

Oh wait I have more!

Ripley: "Where are your parents?"
Newt: "They're dead, okay, can I go now!?"

- Aliens, frigging love it when she says that.

Oscar Wilde: "It takes a true friend to stab you in the front."

 

[JBarracudaL]

Tom Waits says the darndest things.

"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away"

"There's a place down the street; Seven Xs. What does that mean? Maybe it's... girls without skin."

"I'm gonna make like a bakery delivery truck and haul buns."

"I'm so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better watch itself around me."

"If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man."

Easily my all-time favorite lyricist.

 

[000Ronald]

"See the cat? See the cradle?"

From Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonegurt.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Pokéman! Pokéman with the Poké and the man and the thing where the guy comes out with the teeth and he's like a-baaah baargh." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPPrx7zxV8g]

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Kegaykurghurk"

(who knows where that's from?)

Would that happen to be Church possessing Lopez from Red vs. Blue?

 

[OverlordSteve]

"It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff."

Vince the Sham-Wow! guy.

 

[Vivaldi]

"Kegaykurghurk"

(who knows where that's from?)

Would that happen to be Church possessing Lopez from Red vs. Blue?

Right on sir, and I beleive it is somthing along the lines of "HUGHGUGRHGURHGURHGU"

Also: "There is no such thing as an ultimatem because murder is always an option" -Unknown

 

[the monopoly guy]

"It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff."

Vince the Sham-Wow! guy.

I swear to God they just pulled some random heroin junky off the street to do those commercials.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Seeing the monopoly guy above inspired me to dredge up this beauty of a quote.

"For honest merit to succeed amid the tricks and intrigues which are now so lamentably common, I know is difficult; but the honor of success is increased by the obstacles which are to be surmounted. Let me triumph as a man or not at all."
-Rutherford B. Hayes.

 

[OverlordSteve]

"It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff."

Vince the Sham-Wow! guy.

I swear to God they just pulled some random heroin junky off the street to do those commercials.

My theory is they got the TF2 Scout.

 

[Shadowtek]

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

- anonymous

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"Kegaykurghurk"

(who knows where that's from?)

Would that happen to be Church possessing Lopez from Red vs. Blue?

Yeah, technically it's the sound people make whenever a ghost possesses them in RvB. I don't know exactly how it's spelled because it's very wierd so I just put it phoenetically.

"What's that then?"
"It's my shotgun."
"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun is what it is."

Snatch is a great movie. I only listened to the dialog while playing Sins of a Solar Empire and I know that.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Seeing the monopoly guy above inspired me to dredge up this beauty of a quote.

"For honest merit to succeed amid the tricks and intrigues which are now so lamentably common, I know is difficult; but the honor of success is increased by the obstacles which are to be surmounted. Let me triumph as a man or not at all."
-Rutherford B. Hayes.

Did I start something I never should have?
Nah, I didn't.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Seek and ye shall find, they say. But they don't say what you'll find.
-Cheshire Cat from American Mcgees Alice

 

[sarahvait]

Puke-"Well, Snot, what are you drinking?"
Snot-"Uh, vodka and orange juice. Screw-driver. You?"
Puke-"Vodka and prune juice."
Snot-"Oh..."
Puke-"PILE-DRIVER!"

Puke-"...This is stupid."
Snot-"I know."
Puke-"I'm hot, I'm sweaty, and I need a deodorant."
Snot-"The ball-type?"
Puke-"Nah, the kind that goes under my arms."

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

Well I could start with anything by Al Bundy.
Anything from the Princess Bride or Army of Darkness.

 

[Pudgyboi]

There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity.

-Waking life.

 

[Snake422]

"I hear always the admonishment of my friends:

'Bolt her in, and constrain her!'

But who watches the watchmen?

The wife arranges accordingly, and begins with them."

-Juvenal (circa 100 AD)

 

[Lullabye]

"Put not your trust in the princes of this world. For they shall frig thee up, and so shalt there governments, even unto the end of the earth."
NO idea where i heard that.but i like it, it made me nod in agreement.
read my picture for the another quote.