Greatest Quotes Ever
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- Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
-Yoda
Star Wars Episode I
[sup]3[/sup]Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; [sup]4[/sup]perseverance, character; and character, hope. [sup]5[/sup]And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given us.
-Paul the Apostle
Romans 5:3-5
bash.org (soz if alrdy posted)
HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> f*** me
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
what the f*** is wtf
HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> f*** me
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
what the f*** is wtf
"You don't really practice bleeding to death from six dozen stab wounds. It's just gonna happen." - Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
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the greatest hubris i have ever heard was when somebody told me man could destroy nature.
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the greatest hubris i have ever heard was when somebody told me man could destroy nature.
"Rutherford B. Hayes, Away!"
-Rutherford B. Hayes (reputedly)
"Personally I do not resort to force, not even the force of law, to advance moral reforms. I prefer education, argument, persuasion, and above all the influence of example... Until these resources are exhausted I would not think of force."
-Also Rutherford B Hayes.
-Rutherford B. Hayes (reputedly)
"Personally I do not resort to force, not even the force of law, to advance moral reforms. I prefer education, argument, persuasion, and above all the influence of example... Until these resources are exhausted I would not think of force."
-Also Rutherford B Hayes.
"Ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? and hey presto a car's nearly on ya, so what do you do? You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before your eyes, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't - why? Because he had plans on running the car over.
It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing."
Turkish from the movie Snatch.
It had previously occurred to me that the pikey had taken the demise of his mother rather lightly. For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing."
Turkish from the movie Snatch.
You, Dalek, have won both my admiration and this thread with a single post. Well done. While we're quoting Snatch...dalek sec said:
"And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off.
To Winston Churchill- "You Sir, are drunk!"
Churchill- "Yes madam,and you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
Churchill- "Yes madam,and you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
Some people say the glass is half full.Healey said:
Some say the glass is half empty.
I would critique it's temperature.
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell
Perchik: "Money is the world's curse."
Tevye: "May I be struck down with it and never recover."
-Fiddler on the Roof. One among many great quotes of Tevye.
Tevye: "May I be struck down with it and never recover."
-Fiddler on the Roof. One among many great quotes of Tevye.
"Attention Duelists! My hair is... being assaulted! Yu-Gi-Oh abridged
"It could only be more awesome if it had tits, and was on fire." Painkiller Zero Punctuation
"It could only be more awesome if it had tits, and was on fire." Painkiller Zero Punctuation
