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LewsTherin

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"Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinders eye on the last Day."

I <3 Wheel of Time.
 

WeedWorm

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"Anonymous, because none of us are as cruel as all of us"
/b/

"There is no such thing as innocnce, only varying degress of guilt."
"You will fight or you will die."
Warhammer 40k

"Thyre good at what they do, but what they do is fucking gay."
Me on Trivium
 

TheTemby

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"We understand the world by analyzing our experience rather than through pure reason.
So what does it take to be a good person?

Plato was wrong to say that we will always do the right thing so long as we know it is.
Ethics is more balancing act, Where each virtue is a mean between two vicious extremes.

We may fail to do the right thing because we don't want to achieve virtue, or because we suffer from momentary weakness,
but if we contemplate virtue and repeatedly practice doing the right thing in our everyday lives, we can learn to live a good life"

Aristotle

I was told this at 6 years old, made me the awsome guy i am today
 

Fruhstuck

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the monopoly guy said:
Fruhstuck said:
If we got murderers in prison to do ex-e-cue-shuns then no one would be guilty
- My 8 year old little brother when asked if it would be right for us to kill the people who murdered Baby P
I've been outsmarted by an 8 year old. What was he saying, I honestly don't understand.
He was saying that we should get killers from the prisons to perform executions so that we wouldn't be guilty of killing people, the killers would, but that wouldn't matter because they've killed already lol
Beautiful logic
 

HomeAliveIn45

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"Mr. Churchill, if I were your wife, I'd put arsenic in your coffee."
"Ma'am, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 

frozenshad

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Probably has been said but I don't feel like going through 24 pages...

"GO TEAM RETARD!"
-Yahtzee (I couldn't stop laughing)

Picture of Marry with the words "Abstinence is 100% eff... 99.999999% effective" xD

"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
-Carl Sagan

edit: also, from gow 2 when Dizzy says, "It's darker then a rat's ass in here! Let me light up Betty's titties!"
 

hippo24

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not in cruelty
not in wrath
the reaper came today
an angel visited
this gray path
and took my cube away

-Scribbled on a wall in PORTAL
 

Lord_Ascendant

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"I need air support! Well whose in charge around this joint.....whadya mean 'I AM'! "
World in Conflict


"When the Dark comes rising Six shall turn it back."
The Dark is Rising Sequence
 
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"there was no theory of life more important than life itself."

-oscar wilde

"steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you a king."

-bob dylan

basically anything bob dylan says
 

Galletea

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Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
- Plato
 

PersianLlama

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People believe in God because they've been conditioned to believe in God. - Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
 

Gotham Soul

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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Winston Churchill

"The commercial for diet Doctor Pepper says, 'It tastes just like regular Doctor Pepper!'. Well then they FUCKED UP!" -Mitch Hedberg

"It just goes to show you: never stick your dick in a putting. It still might be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but nobody is going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!" Yahtzee, Prince of Persia Retrospective.

I was watching the latter at work and upon hearing it, snorted and had to shoo my coworkers away.
 

Hevoo

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"History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose", Thomas Jefferson.

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law", Thomas Jefferson.
 

Twilight_guy

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Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"Run, it's goggleor!"
"He's impervious to bullets... and love."
-random lungfish folk-

"This document by its very length defends itself against the threat of being read"
Winston Churchill

It is better to remain silent and appear stupid then to speak up and remove all doubt.
 

nuwanda

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"The National Rifle Association says that 'Guns don't kill people, people do.' But i think the gun helps, yeah?"--->Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill

"A point?! I don't need a point! I speak with my blade and it has a point, see? *stabs*"--->my best friend Christine

"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"--->The Nerd, Johnson, from Breakfast Club

And my very own original: "Someday when I am rich and famous...(insert outrageous action here)"--->Me when faced with something rediculous that a rich person has done.