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Some people say the Glass is Half full
Some people say the Glass is Half empty....
me???? i think the glass is just bigger then it needs to be
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Some people say the Glass is Half empty....
me???? i think the glass is just bigger then it needs to be
-unknown
No matter what anyone may say about making the rich and the corporations pay taxes, in the end they come out of the people who toil.
Calvin Coolidge
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Sir Winston Churchill
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot lift the wage-earner by pulling down the wage-payer. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
William Boetcker
The more one considers the matter, the clearer it becomes that redistribution is in effect far less a redistribution of free income from the richer to the poorer, as we imagined, than a redistribution of power from the individual to the State.
Bertrand de Jouvenel
To tax the community for the advantage of a class is not protection, it is plunder.
Benjamin Disraeli
Forced to choose, the poor, like the rich, love money more than political liberty; and the only political freedom capable of enduring is one that is so pruned as to keep the rich from denuding the poor by ability or subtlety and the poor from robbing the rich by violence or votes.
Will Durant
Calvin Coolidge
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Sir Winston Churchill
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot help small men by tearing down big men. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot lift the wage-earner by pulling down the wage-payer. You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot establish security on borrowed money. You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
William Boetcker
The more one considers the matter, the clearer it becomes that redistribution is in effect far less a redistribution of free income from the richer to the poorer, as we imagined, than a redistribution of power from the individual to the State.
Bertrand de Jouvenel
To tax the community for the advantage of a class is not protection, it is plunder.
Benjamin Disraeli
Forced to choose, the poor, like the rich, love money more than political liberty; and the only political freedom capable of enduring is one that is so pruned as to keep the rich from denuding the poor by ability or subtlety and the poor from robbing the rich by violence or votes.
Will Durant
Me?? im dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest
its the honest ones you want to watch out for, you never know when they are going to do something incredibly.........stupid....
-Capt. Jack Sparrow
its the honest ones you want to watch out for, you never know when they are going to do something incredibly.........stupid....
-Capt. Jack Sparrow
"I'd rather out monster the monster then be quietly devoured." Montag
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief. Because there will be so much to look forward to." Donnie Darko
"Spare me the moral anecdote and direct me to his throat." Kain, the vampire.
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief. Because there will be so much to look forward to." Donnie Darko
"Spare me the moral anecdote and direct me to his throat." Kain, the vampire.
not everything calls for your patented approach of Shoot first, shoot second, shoot again then when everyone is dead try to ask a question or two
-From the movie Wild wild west
-From the movie Wild wild west
"You know the answer to that Owen. Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell." David Xanatos.
Spongebob, away!
Patrick: It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here!
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting today? *gives Patrick a Krusty Krab employee hat*
Patrick: Boy, would I!
Mr. Krabs: You're fired. *takes hat away*
Mr. Krabs: Where is the treasure? 10,000 paces east!
Patrick: Oh, east? I thought you said "Weast".
Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
SpongeBob: First, we need a jar.
*Patrick holds up a pickle*
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
Spongebob: You need a jar.
Mr. Krabs: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too?
Patrick: Yeah!
Spongebob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
*SpongeBob holds up two candy bars*
SpongeBob: Look what I've got!
Patrick: Rectangles!
Spongebob: Not just any rectangles Pat. Candy bars!
Spongebob: The sign says "kitchen". But my heart says "jail".
Spongebob: Oh, no, Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! I'll go get the funnel!
Patrick: No SpongeBob, it's not that.
Spongebob: Darn, I like the funnel.
Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!
SpongeBob: Duped!
Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!
SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorped!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a real word and I agree with ya!
Okay I'm done.
Patrick: It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here!
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting today? *gives Patrick a Krusty Krab employee hat*
Patrick: Boy, would I!
Mr. Krabs: You're fired. *takes hat away*
Mr. Krabs: Where is the treasure? 10,000 paces east!
Patrick: Oh, east? I thought you said "Weast".
Mr. Krabs: Weast?! What kind of compass are ya reading lad?
Patrick: This one sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
SpongeBob: First, we need a jar.
*Patrick holds up a pickle*
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's a pickle.
Patrick: Yes.
Spongebob: You need a jar.
Mr. Krabs: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.
Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too?
Patrick: Yeah!
Spongebob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
*SpongeBob holds up two candy bars*
SpongeBob: Look what I've got!
Patrick: Rectangles!
Spongebob: Not just any rectangles Pat. Candy bars!
Spongebob: The sign says "kitchen". But my heart says "jail".
Spongebob: Oh, no, Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! I'll go get the funnel!
Patrick: No SpongeBob, it's not that.
Spongebob: Darn, I like the funnel.
Mr. Krabs: We've been duped!
SpongeBob: Duped!
Mr. Krabs: Bamboozled!
SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorped!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a real word and I agree with ya!
Okay I'm done.
"Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a Jedi, yet." Darth Vader
"Cameron, why are you always black?" Me
"Cameron, why are you always black?" Me
From the Sharpe TV Series:
"You're swaying sir!"
"Invariably sir."
"Incoming Fire has the right of way."
"It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
"Question authority and the authorities will question you."
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man. [facing his assassin]" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
Some quotes from sources I cannae remember:
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
The big thieves hang the little ones.
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
"You're swaying sir!"
"Invariably sir."
"Incoming Fire has the right of way."
"It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
"Question authority and the authorities will question you."
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man. [facing his assassin]" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
Some quotes from sources I cannae remember:
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication.
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
The big thieves hang the little ones.
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
Sparrow: "Gentlemen. What do keys do?"
Deck hand: "Keys... unlock... things?"
Gibbs: "And whatever it is this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever it is this key unlocks!"
Sparrow: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked which we don't have without first having found the key what unlocks it."
Gibbs: "So- we're going after this key?"
Sparrow: "You're not making any sense at'all."
Yay Pirates of the Carribbean 3.
Deck hand: "Keys... unlock... things?"
Gibbs: "And whatever it is this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever it is this key unlocks!"
Sparrow: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked which we don't have without first having found the key what unlocks it."
Gibbs: "So- we're going after this key?"
Sparrow: "You're not making any sense at'all."
Yay Pirates of the Carribbean 3.
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