Greatest Quotes Ever

[Cobbs]

my friend very recently.
me:but when sam hears the word "no"
or "after breakfast/lunch/dinner"
he go's into a kind of berserk frenzy tantrum
dan:
whats with youth these days? i remember 10 years ago when parents could hit children and it would be the end of it

 

[dalek sec]

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

H.P. Lovecraft, "The call of cthulhu"

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

He did of course sometimes have people horribly tortured to death, but this was considered to be perfectly acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and generally approved of by the overhelming majority of citizens. [footnote: The overhelming majority of citizens being defined in this case as everyone not currently hanging upside down over a scorpion pit]
--Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

 

[meatloaf231]

Kill them, I want their legs!

-me

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I'm against picketing.....but I don't know how to show it - Mitch Hedburg
Bang, heh heh, you're dead - Snake, Decline of Video Gaming 3
Jump onto my sword while you can! - Minsc, Baldur's Gate

 

[dalek sec]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." ... "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

H.P. Lovecraft, "The call of cthulhu".

 

[Altorin]

"BUT WAIT!!"
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!"
-Benzaie

 

[Specialist1924]

"When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff...and then I grew up, and I stopped going to church."

-Jimmy Carr

 

[Tartarga]

"Aww, look at the cute little kitty cat, he's so cute, LETS DROWN HIM!"
-George Carlin

 

[The_Deleted]

Bay Weep Grana Weep Ni Ni bong.


Fuck you! Fuck you! And Fuck you! Who's next..?

 

[minispike47]

Watching queer eye for the straight guy made me think that if i got gay friends they would give me fashion tips............actually they fucked me!

Frankie Boil-Mock the week

 

[TheBadass]

"Terrorist fist jab."

I laughed so incredibly hard...

 

[Murrah]

okey i dont know uf anyone has said this before but..

qoutes

The Dark knight- ''why so serious?''

Yhatzee- Prince of Persia Retrostpective- ''never stick your D*ck in a pudding, it might still be good pudding and spend all your afternoon explaining that, but noone's gonna eat that because you stuck your in it!''

 

[Fangface74]

"What if this wasn't a hypothetical question?"

 

[Hiddlebits]

"One day we might find out why a duckbill platypus. Not why it is anything in particular, just why it is."

Terry Pratchett.

 

[Omnidum]

"Holy shit, it's the Pope."

The female protagonist in the movie Dogma.

 

[dark_redeemer]

this is probably one of my favorites

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
from Dr Strangelove

 

[Brett Alex]

"-and introducing the show that finally gives the Swiss the bagging out they've been asking for-'What's the time, You Neutral, Yodeling, Chocolate-Muncher?!' "

-Tony Martin, Get This

 

[perfectimo]

"I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping" - George Harrison.
So deep... *wipes tear*