Greatest Quotes Ever

[Geamo]

"King Kong's too old to save us this time!"
-Richard Nixon, Futurama.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

"King Kong's too old to save us this time!"
-Richard Nixon, Futurama.

That reminded me of this short story: GODZILLA'S TWELVE STEP PROGRAM.

 

[Wislong]

"Computers have enabled humans to make more mistakes faster than ever. With the possible exceptions of Tequila and Handguns." - Mitch Radcliffe

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

"I was so drunk I didn't know she was a boy"
-my friend

we won't let him live this one down

 

[goater24]

"But would I make a good messiah with my low self esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?"

Bloodhound gang - If I was God!


Hail to the king baby - Nukem

 

[RyantheLion]

Many blossoms and few fruits, that is the work of heaven. Many words and few deeds, that is the fault of man. ~Li Gi

 

[cheesemanxl]

"He punted baxter!!!!"
-ron burgandy

 

[darkless]

"All programmers are play writes and all computers are bad actors"

 

[Ultrajoe]

"He punted baxter!!!!"
-ron burgandy

"Oh yeah? Well now this is happening"
- Jack Black, god among men and biker who punts baxter

 

[kaiZie]

"Oh my god Maria, his dick was so big I nearly had to ring you!"

- Russel Howard

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"Power-lust is a weed that grows only in the vacant lots of an empty mind."

-Ayn Rand

 

[SnowCold]

"Don't think what your contry can do for you, think what YOU can do for you contry!"
- I'm not sure who, I think J.F.K
Though by the looks of America today, It seems you guys heard it the other way around...

 

[wewontdie11]

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - The Wizard from Conan The Barbarian.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same" - Oscar Wilde

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry" - Oscar Wilde

And of course, the one relevant to this topic: "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit" - Oscar Wilde.

 

[Dubiousduke]

"I offer no arguments or opinions, I wait and watch"
Walt Whitman

 

[Rezuvious]

"Would you like to know more"
starship troopers 1,3

 

[newguy77]

"DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS"

-Midden Shrub Patrol

 

[SiliconKnight]

One day you will become marines, and on that day you will become immortal. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission.
-Full Metal Jacket

Life's one big shit sandwich and we all gotta take a bite.
-Full Metal Jacket

 

[Haliwali]

"Don't think what your contry can do for you, think what YOU can do for you contry!"
- I'm not sure who, I think J.F.K
Though by the looks of America today, It seems you guys heard it the other way around...

Yes, it was JFK and yes, there does seem to be some confusion about what he said..