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Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car.

Raoul Duke: (Later on) We can't stop here! This is bat country!

...That movie was awesome.
 

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Player: "HK-47, do you know what love is?"
HK-47: "Of course, Master. 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target from 300 kilometers away, using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
--Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic: The Sith Lords

Player: "HK-47, could you help me figure out what this Jawa is saying?"
HK-47: "Translation: 98% probability that the miniature organic meatbag's comrades have been abducted by the Sand People. Doubtless he wishes assistance."
Player: "And the other 2%?"
HK-47: "Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic meatbag is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. This may be merely wishful thinking on my part, however."
--Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
--Mark Twain

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
--Mark Twain

"And who among you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"
--Jesus Christ
 

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"Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I love war.

I like genocide, I like blitzkrieg, I like agressive war, I like defensive war, I like sieges, I like breaking through, I like withdrawing, I like cleaning up, I like retreating. In moors, on highways, in trenches, in plains, on tundra, in desert, on sea, in sky, in mud and in marches. I love every aspect of war that takes place on this earth.

I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of guns going off all at once. When an enemy is shot to pieces after being thrown high into the air, my heart dances. I like crushing the enemy's tank with the 88 MM on our tanks. When I mowed down the enemy who fled screaming from the burning tank with an MG, my heart leapt. I like it when the infantry plow through the enemy's lines with their bayonets all in line. I remember being moved when seeing new recruits, filled with panic, stabbing an already dead enemy again and again. Seeing an escapee being strung from a lamp post in the street is unendurably exciting. Seeing a captive be thrown down with a piercing shriek as my own hand falls, was spectacular. When the pitiful resistance came bravely with their small firearms, and we destroyed them and a good chunk of the city with the 4.8 ton bomb, I was at my height. I like it when we are destroyed with the morning dew. It is a sad thing when the town one is supposed to protect is trampled, and the women and children violated and killed. I like being squashed and destroyed by England and America's amount of material resources; being followed by English and American forces and having to crawl around on the ground like a pesky insect is the ultimate disgrace.

Gentlemen, I desire a war that is like Hell. Gentlemen, my companions in the battalion who follow me, what do you desire? Do you desire war as well? Do you desire a war of no mercy? Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning, and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the crows on this planet?

Krieg! Krieg! Krieg!

Very well, then we shall have krieg!"

The Major-Hellsing
 

superbleeder12

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"You and me can go round and round forever" -Joker from the Dark Knight. Funny in a morbid way in retrospect.

"Never try, never fail" - Robots

"The Car is on fire. And there's no driver at the wheel. And the sewers are muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. And a dark wind blows. The Government is corrupt, and we're on so many drugs; with the radio on and the curtains drawn. The sun has fallen down, and the billboards are all leering. And the flags are all dead... at the top of their poles. It went like this: The buildings toppled in on themselves. Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble, and pulled out their hair. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.
The skyline was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal stretching upwards, everything awash in a thin orange haze. I said kiss me here beautiful, truly these are the last days. You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream, or a fever. We woke up one morning and fell a little further down. For sure it's the valley of death. I opened up my wallet, and it is full of blood."

The Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You! Black emperor
 

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"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
-I lol'd so hard.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

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The_Toe_Bighter98 said:
"War. War never changes."
- Fallout series

Funny really, as I havnt even finished a single game, though I do own them.

i was going to say that =(


and "FINISH HIM!" from the mortal kombat series
 

CoverYourHead

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"I plan to live forever, so far, so good" Steven Wright

"If it's a penny for your thoughts but you put your two cents in, someone is making an extra penny" Steve Wright

"Nothing personal, but I hate you. *Sniper rifle shot*" Me against four people in Halo 3.
 

Galletea

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Time for another poignant quote from the quotes of the day thing I have.
Robert Frost said:
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
 

bowserboy26578

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"The cake is a lie"- GLaDoS- Portal

"War, War never changes"- Ron Perlman- Fall out

"Finish Him"- Announcer- Mortal Kombat
 

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orannis62 said:
"Don't piss in my ear and tell me its raining" -Wrex, Mass Effect (although many of wrex's lines were actually famous quotes, so let me know if that was too).
Sorry that's an old saying. I don't know who said it first.

On subject.

"Don't get me drunk on cheap poetry an take advantage of me!" Chris Chandler
 

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"You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we demand it." - Sovereign, Mass Effect.

I'm not sure if that might have been an homage to an old sci-fi movie or not, it sounds like it might be though.
 

NewfieKeir

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"Balls to That" - Luke McKay

"You may have won this round, Scientology, but the intergalactic war has just begun" -Matt & Trey

"It doesn't matter how many times you say it, you're wrong and you always will be"
 

Yaky

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"There's more to life than books you know, but not much more."
"There's more to life than looks you know, but not much more." - The Smiths
 

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bowserboy26578 said:
"The cake is a lie"- GLaDoS- Portal

"War, War never changes"- Ron Perlman- Fall out

"Finish Him"- Announcer- Mortal Kombat
yes but you forgot "Fatality"
 

MsDevin92

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Dimitri said:
I'm sure two cats in a bag like us could work something out! You see the money? You like the money? Show me your bling and let me shine you, bro! We smoooooove, right?
Sly said:
I have NO idea what you're talking about. ...And your suit SUCKS.
Reason #8 why Sly 2 was so freaking fun.