Greatest Quotes Ever

[Fraught]

"You call that breaking my Spine? [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=M3t0eXQmvuQ]"

Win.

EDIT: Allow me to correct my reply after seeing who made the video.

You, sir, win.

PS. That means I loved the video.

 

[dalek sec]

Michael Westen: [V.O.] "You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone line open. As long as it's open they're supposed to keep listening. Say a few cryptic things now and then and they'll be stuck in their little van trying to figure out what the hell you're doing."

 

[Stormcloud23]

Don't tell your daddy how to fuck
-Andy McCoy

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
-Il Duce, portrayed by Billy Connolly

 

[captain awesome 12]

If you're having trouble telling them apart remember that while Nero's a pussy, Dante is more of a ****.

LOL Yahtzee on Devil May Cry 4

 

[Datalord]

I have gone off to find myself, if i come back before i return, please keep me here

An irishman is the only man on earth who will step over a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout

THIS IS A MUMORPUGUR

Winter is nature's way of saying "up yours"

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

"I have the irresistible urge to slap a ho. And that can't be healthy, especially for the ho"
Scott Adams

 

[Zeromaxx]

"from the rolling hills of suicide
everyone will run and hide
screaming bloody murder
with their heads of fire
there just may be a chance for me
my sweet insanity
if you would take me with
you on your trip to the moon"

Chorus of Sweet Insanity by Dog Fashion Disco

 

[Lulzovich]

"ART THOU BORED?!"

Randy Savage on a "Slim Jim" commercial... That one cracked me up.

 

[Iampringles]

"You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. "
-Two Face.

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our English dead!"
-Henry V.

 

[CloudKiller]

"It's just a fleah wound." - The Black Knight

"What are you going to do bleed on me" - King Arthur

 

[GunnerGraye]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Clint Eastwood

"Bang." - Spike, Cowboy bebop

 

[Sporky111]

I am a man of simple tastes. I like explosives, gunpowder and gasoline.
-The Joker

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

If you want to get a girls attention you gotta yell at her. HEY *****, GET IN THE DAMN CAR.
-StealthSniper from PreGame Lobby

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

do a barrel roll! -starfox 64
war... war never changes -fallout series
ima lead farmer muther fucka! -tropic thunder
sit you god damn bullshit down asshole! -crackbone, soldiers of misfortune
i got dem brain dawgs! -crackbone
don't tazz me bro! -i don't know
pretty much anything said by yahtzee is gold and should be in a books of best quotes ever. i'm a huge yahtzee fan as you can tell

 

[RebelRising]

"I'm A Pimp Named Slickback. Say it with me, now!"
-A Pimp Named Slickback

 

[dalek sec]

Adama(to Cain): You can quote me whatever regulation you'd like. I'm not going to let you execute my men.
Cain: I highly suggest you reconsider that statement, Commander.
Fisk: Admiral, Galactica is launching Vipers and a Raptor.
Cain: Commander, why are you launching Vipers?
Adama: Please arrange for Chief Tyrol and Lieutenant Agathon to be handed over to my Marines as soon as they arrive.
Cain: I don't take orders from you!
Adama: Call it whatever you like. I'm getting my men.
Cain: You are making such a mistake.
Adama: I'm getting my men. *Hangs up on her*

 

[Marv21]

KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

That will be all.

 

[EvilJester1214]

"What's the plan?"
"Ride till we find 'em, kill 'em all"

 

[Straitjacketeering]

"Why would something that degrades from heat and friction be used for something that involves heat and friction!?" ~Me after I realized the condom broke.