Greatest Quotes Ever
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Cobain: (Whilst the Meat Puppets are setting up) Are there any [song]requests?
Female Audience Member: Rape Me!!
Cobain: ...I don't think MTV would let us play that.
MTV Unplugged in New York:Nirvana
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ? Kurt Cobain
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? - Billie Joe Armstrong
O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me. - Saving Private Ryan
Will post more later.
Female Audience Member: Rape Me!!
Cobain: ...I don't think MTV would let us play that.
MTV Unplugged in New York:Nirvana
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ? Kurt Cobain
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? - Billie Joe Armstrong
O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me. - Saving Private Ryan
Will post more later.
I read up to the 18th page, so forgive me if some of these have been posted.
"When in doubt, C4. Ha ha!" - Jamie Hyneman
"The great thing about working with [Guy who works at bomb range] is that when we say we want a hole in a wall, he just says 'How big?'" - Adam Savage
[After seeing Jamie get dressed up in a protective suit to check on a failed experiment]"It's not too dissimilar to how Jamie was dressed when he first came to Earth." - Adam Savage
"This side towards enemy" - Written on M18A1 mines, better known as Claymores
And a couple of serious ones.
"I have both held and beheld great power, and of it I know one thing: It corrupts men." - I think Alexander The Great said this, but I'm not sure. Can anyone verify?
"We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long." - Tom Hanks' character in The Green Mile
"When in doubt, C4. Ha ha!" - Jamie Hyneman
"The great thing about working with [Guy who works at bomb range] is that when we say we want a hole in a wall, he just says 'How big?'" - Adam Savage
[After seeing Jamie get dressed up in a protective suit to check on a failed experiment]"It's not too dissimilar to how Jamie was dressed when he first came to Earth." - Adam Savage
"This side towards enemy" - Written on M18A1 mines, better known as Claymores
And a couple of serious ones.
"I have both held and beheld great power, and of it I know one thing: It corrupts men." - I think Alexander The Great said this, but I'm not sure. Can anyone verify?
"We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long." - Tom Hanks' character in The Green Mile
"The universe is full of cold, hard facts. And this is one of them."
-The Prophet of Truth
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design"
-The Emperor
"They call me... Tater Salad"
-Ron White
-The Prophet of Truth
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design"
-The Emperor
"They call me... Tater Salad"
-Ron White
"Baldrick, what are you doing out there?"
"I'm carving something on this bullet sir."
"What are you carving?"
"I'm carving "Baldrick", sir."
"Why?"
"It's a cunning plan actually."
"Of course it is."
"You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?"
"Yes?"
"Well, I thought if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it, 'cos I won't ever shoot myself."
- Blackadder
"I'm carving something on this bullet sir."
"What are you carving?"
"I'm carving "Baldrick", sir."
"Why?"
"It's a cunning plan actually."
"Of course it is."
"You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?"
"Yes?"
"Well, I thought if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it, 'cos I won't ever shoot myself."
- Blackadder
"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come see the violence in the system! Help help, I'm being repressed!"Hunde Des Krieg said:
Classic nerd pastime: quoting Python at each other
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information .
-Calvin again
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
-Homer Simpson
Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems.
-Homer Simpson
I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!
-George Costanza, Seinfeld
To quote yourself is the pinnacle of arrogance.
-Me
-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information .
-Calvin again
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
-Homer Simpson
Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems.
-Homer Simpson
I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!
-George Costanza, Seinfeld
To quote yourself is the pinnacle of arrogance.
-Me
"he has a sweet heavenly voice...like erkel!
and he appears every friday night...like erkel!"
-Homer
and he appears every friday night...like erkel!"
-Homer
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other son of a ***** die for his.
36 pages and not a single Catch-22 quote. Its an American classic people! I'm English and I appreciate it thats how amazing it is!
"Nobody understood how Milo could buy eggs from Malta at 7 cents an egg and make a profit selling them at 5 cents an egg"
"Clevinger was guilty, of course, or else he would not have been accused, and since the only way to prove it was to find him guilty , it was their patriotic duty to do so"
"Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly. He had figured out that a single hour on the skeet-shooting range with people like Havermeyer and Appleby could be worth as much as eleven-times-seventeen years"
""You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten week long summer vacation that lasted a thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell else are you ever going to slow time down?" Dunbar was almost angry when he finished.
"Well maybe it is true," Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone "Maybe a longlife does have to filled with many unpleasant conditions if its to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?"
"I do" Dunbar told him
"Why" Clevinger asked
"What else is there?""
"Nobody understood how Milo could buy eggs from Malta at 7 cents an egg and make a profit selling them at 5 cents an egg"
"Clevinger was guilty, of course, or else he would not have been accused, and since the only way to prove it was to find him guilty , it was their patriotic duty to do so"
"Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly. He had figured out that a single hour on the skeet-shooting range with people like Havermeyer and Appleby could be worth as much as eleven-times-seventeen years"
""You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten week long summer vacation that lasted a thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell else are you ever going to slow time down?" Dunbar was almost angry when he finished.
"Well maybe it is true," Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone "Maybe a longlife does have to filled with many unpleasant conditions if its to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?"
"I do" Dunbar told him
"Why" Clevinger asked
"What else is there?""
"You will rest...in...PEEEEAAAACE."
-The Undertaker
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-Ric Flair
-The Undertaker
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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-Ric Flair
I just heard this, probably about five minutes ago.
"Screw the condom and find me a video game." -Ansem1532
"Screw the condom and find me a video game." -Ansem1532
I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Harry Callahan-Dirty Harry
That was from memory.
Harry Callahan-Dirty Harry
That was from memory.
"Only the foolish believe that suffering is just wages for being different."
"Only the insane equate pain with success."
"Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as a measure of worth."
"Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to."
"What is sought is most often found, if it is truly sought."
"I've heard self-reliance is a virtue. Now you've heard it."
"Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it."
"Confidence and rashness are sides of a single coin."
"What's rubbish to one is salvation to another."
"Confront what frightens or offends you; reckless or insulting talk should never go unchallenged."
~ The Cheshire Cat, American McGee's Alice
"Only the insane equate pain with success."
"Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as a measure of worth."
"Only a few find the way; some don't recognize it when they do; some don't ever want to."
"What is sought is most often found, if it is truly sought."
"I've heard self-reliance is a virtue. Now you've heard it."
"Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it."
"Confidence and rashness are sides of a single coin."
"What's rubbish to one is salvation to another."
"Confront what frightens or offends you; reckless or insulting talk should never go unchallenged."
~ The Cheshire Cat, American McGee's Alice
I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do you wanna get Rocked? - Def Leppard
Bioshock.Lord_Ascendant said:
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, a bit fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
