Greatest Quotes Ever
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-Borris the bullet=dodger?
-why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
-well because he dodges bullets.
-Snatch (2000)
-why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
-well because he dodges bullets.
-Snatch (2000)
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand
"i pwn noobs" - teh pwnerer (sorry if any1 alrdy got this one)
"what do you want? no, don't answer until you've really thought about, like gone out and meditated on it for 3 weeks. then come back and tell me what you want and i'll tell you how to get it." - anyone know? fucked if i can remember
"don't ask me what i think unless you can't read minds" - ...
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (make an ugly woman your wife) - Jimmy Soul (its a song)
Matt - which train are you catching after school?
Tom - whichever one my girlfriend's on.
Tom - so you'd better call up your mum and ask
<Matt dies of 3rd degree burns to 95% of his body>
Tom - BURN *****!!!
a conversation two guys at my school had. i couldn't stop laughing
EDIT: forgot one
"(holy shit, I'm speaking in brackets!)" - me
"what do you want? no, don't answer until you've really thought about, like gone out and meditated on it for 3 weeks. then come back and tell me what you want and i'll tell you how to get it." - anyone know? fucked if i can remember
"don't ask me what i think unless you can't read minds" - ...
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (make an ugly woman your wife) - Jimmy Soul (its a song)
Matt - which train are you catching after school?
Tom - whichever one my girlfriend's on.
Tom - so you'd better call up your mum and ask
<Matt dies of 3rd degree burns to 95% of his body>
Tom - BURN *****!!!
a conversation two guys at my school had. i couldn't stop laughing
EDIT: forgot one
"(holy shit, I'm speaking in brackets!)" - me
"Oh don't tell me, your Pong, son of Pike Staff, the mounty faced git...(sigh) This is turning into a bad fantasy novel."Jonsey - from armed and dangerous
"We're close to victory, and victory means tea!" Q - armed and dangerous
"They just don't make bears like they used to" Random Gaurd -theif the dark project
"This proves it. Going legit is more trouble then its worth." Garrett - thief the dark project
"I never robbed a God before, it should be a chalenge." Garrett - again - thief the dark project.
Dinobot "Tell me Megatron, where is the hour in that!"
Megatron "You dare use the H-word to me!" From Beast wars
Megatron "Face it Dinobot, your old technology, obsolete. Hah, what can you possibly do?"
Dinobot "Improvize..." again from beast wars.
"Men of tanith! Do you want to live for ever!" Gaunt from Gaunts Ghosts.
I don't remember where these next two came from but I use them alot;
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Egles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines."
Sorry if some one used these already, I didn't checkem all.
"We're close to victory, and victory means tea!" Q - armed and dangerous
"They just don't make bears like they used to" Random Gaurd -theif the dark project
"This proves it. Going legit is more trouble then its worth." Garrett - thief the dark project
"I never robbed a God before, it should be a chalenge." Garrett - again - thief the dark project.
Dinobot "Tell me Megatron, where is the hour in that!"
Megatron "You dare use the H-word to me!" From Beast wars
Megatron "Face it Dinobot, your old technology, obsolete. Hah, what can you possibly do?"
Dinobot "Improvize..." again from beast wars.
"Men of tanith! Do you want to live for ever!" Gaunt from Gaunts Ghosts.
I don't remember where these next two came from but I use them alot;
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Egles may soar, but weasles never get sucked into jet engines."
Sorry if some one used these already, I didn't checkem all.
1. Even if there is only one possible unified theory,
it is just a set of rules and equations.
What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?
Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
Is the unified theory so compelling that it brings about its own existence?
Or does it need a creator, and, if so who created him?
-stephen hawkings.
2.nothing that is worth learning can ever be taught.-oscar wilde ?
it is just a set of rules and equations.
What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?
Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
Is the unified theory so compelling that it brings about its own existence?
Or does it need a creator, and, if so who created him?
-stephen hawkings.
2.nothing that is worth learning can ever be taught.-oscar wilde ?
"George Bush hates midget"
-Chris Rock
"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
-Chris Rock
he is one of the funniest men alive
-Chris Rock
"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
-Chris Rock
he is one of the funniest men alive
"Atchung! Kapitän, Ihr Flugzeug ist auf Feuer!"*
-Some Witty American Pilot in WWII, shortly after downing a Luftwaffe Leader pilot.
*Hey! Captain, your airplane is on fire!"
-Some Witty American Pilot in WWII, shortly after downing a Luftwaffe Leader pilot.
*Hey! Captain, your airplane is on fire!"
"God I swear this place is hell..."
"Don't you mean purgatory?"
"No thats the DMV"
- My mom and I at Walmart
"How do I know your not lying?"
"You don't"
- Godmother and I
"Don't you mean purgatory?"
"No thats the DMV"
- My mom and I at Walmart
"How do I know your not lying?"
"You don't"
- Godmother and I
One I made.
"The greatest honor one can have is to be successful. He can be successful on the battlefield, or at home, trying to lead the battlefield. Either way, the ones on the battlefield are the only ones making any difference in the lives of those in the countries that they're in."
"The greatest honor one can have is to be successful. He can be successful on the battlefield, or at home, trying to lead the battlefield. Either way, the ones on the battlefield are the only ones making any difference in the lives of those in the countries that they're in."
"God knows what would happen if you actually sprayed Branston Pickle onto 'No More Heroes'; possibly the universe would end and it would be awesome!" ~Yahtzee
"If you play this game long enough you could literally become the next Pinball Wizard." ~AVGN, Virtual Boy review
"I got news for you pal; you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit...and Jack left town." ~Bruce Campbell in "Army Of Darkness"
"If you play this game long enough you could literally become the next Pinball Wizard." ~AVGN, Virtual Boy review
"I got news for you pal; you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit...and Jack left town." ~Bruce Campbell in "Army Of Darkness"
Some people without brains do an aweful lot of talking
- Scarecrow (in "The Wizard of Oz")
By the prick of my thumb
Something wicked this way comes
- Shakespear (in "MacBeth", not sure who)
The dude abides
- The dude (in "The Big Lebowsky")
- Scarecrow (in "The Wizard of Oz")
By the prick of my thumb
Something wicked this way comes
- Shakespear (in "MacBeth", not sure who)
The dude abides
- The dude (in "The Big Lebowsky")
It was one of the Weird sisters who said it.BuckminsterF said:
What is life? It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. -MacBeth
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix... ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no!" ~ Hunter S. Thompson
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
A word to the wise is infuriating. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo to the end. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
You can always turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug... especially when it's waving a hunting knife in your eyes ~ Hunter S. Thompson
If there are creators, there will always be destroyers. It is enevitable ~ Me
"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind ~ "The Suffering"
You have 1 milisecond to explain what's going on! Time?s up! ~ Frekazoid
"Mayday, mayday! We have a crackhead lifting up the bus!" - Chapelle's Show
"My foots gonna writes a book. It's called 'On the Road to your Ass'".
-Red Forman
Holy...testicale Tuesday! - Ace ventura
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one ~ Don't remember
"Great I get the peashooter!" ~ Anonymus
Say ?What? Again! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHAH FUCKAR!!! ~ pulp fiction
Say ?Hello? to my little friend ~ Tony Montana from "Scarface"
You got FROHWNED!! - Concerned
Who said that?!! Who the fuck said that?!! Who?s the slimy little communist shit twinkel-toed cocksucker down here, who just singed his own death warrant?!!! ~ major Pain
If there?s a god?He sucks! ~ Me
You have 1 second to comply before i will have to use physical violence.... Eat lead, suckers. ~ My friend on TF2
Screw the rules. I have purpel hair ~ Me again
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!" ~ Space balls
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix... ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no!" ~ Hunter S. Thompson
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
A word to the wise is infuriating. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo to the end. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
You can always turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug... especially when it's waving a hunting knife in your eyes ~ Hunter S. Thompson
If there are creators, there will always be destroyers. It is enevitable ~ Me
"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind ~ "The Suffering"
You have 1 milisecond to explain what's going on! Time?s up! ~ Frekazoid
"Mayday, mayday! We have a crackhead lifting up the bus!" - Chapelle's Show
"My foots gonna writes a book. It's called 'On the Road to your Ass'".
-Red Forman
Holy...testicale Tuesday! - Ace ventura
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one ~ Don't remember
"Great I get the peashooter!" ~ Anonymus
Say ?What? Again! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHAH FUCKAR!!! ~ pulp fiction
Say ?Hello? to my little friend ~ Tony Montana from "Scarface"
You got FROHWNED!! - Concerned
Who said that?!! Who the fuck said that?!! Who?s the slimy little communist shit twinkel-toed cocksucker down here, who just singed his own death warrant?!!! ~ major Pain
If there?s a god?He sucks! ~ Me
You have 1 second to comply before i will have to use physical violence.... Eat lead, suckers. ~ My friend on TF2
Screw the rules. I have purpel hair ~ Me again
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!" ~ Space balls