Greatest Quotes Ever

[3venth]

my favorites are

"Theres so much content; i feel like an anaconda that just ate a whole antelope and am climbing up a tree to digest it all" - somebody my dad works with

and

"Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth." - Picasso

 

[crimson5pheonix]

"A wizard did it." anonymous

 

[YuppySlime]

Princess Leia to Han Solo:
"I love you."

Han in reply:
"I know."


If thats not a badass thing to say, I don't know what is.


EDIT:

Here's another: "pass the dust, I think I'm Bowie." - Black Randy

 

[Martenzo]

"Your request is denied, Lieutenant. It's just one pointy-eared Eldar. Surely you can handle it without an orbital bombardment. "
-Unknown; Fan-made Dark Heresy supplement

"The only thing that keeps leaders in check is the knowledge that the population care rise up against them."
-Sam Starfall from Freefall (http://freefall.purrsia.com/default.htm)

"You'll have to sign a waiver stating that you're responsible for her Actions."
"As long as it doesn't say say I'm responsible for my own actions"
-Sam Starfall

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I like how this thread arbitrarily goes from deep meaningful quotes to ghostbusters wisecracking.

 

[Omnidum]

"Grass grow, birds fly, and sunshine abroad? I hurt people." TF2 Scout

 

[Sylocat]

"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
?Tom Clancy

 

[clericalerror]

Maxwell Smart - "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Chief - "If you're thinking, Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, I almost had a swordfish stab me in the face, then I would say Yes."

"Don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry" - Bruce Banner

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"The man who wins the gold medal is not the fastest man in the race, but the one who finished first." -Aristotle

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"Grass grow, birds fly, and sunshine abroad? I hurt people." TF2 Scout

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people!

"It was unwise of you to attack me in my own realm Azazel, maybe elsewhere but not here"
-Dream, The Sandman

"I am not sweet, I am not mercyfull, I am just me"
-Death, The Sandman

"I'm a really good driver"
-Delerium, The Sandman

"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assasin... Well the difference being, one is a job, the other's mental sickness"
-The Sniper, TF2

 

[the monopoly guy]

"unless it's a farm!"-the soldier TF2 video

 

[x Flib x]

'Who Dares Wins'. British SAS motto.


'You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?' - Pulp Fiction

I don't care why that's so amazing.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"Once you realise that you're already dead you can begin functioning as a soldier should"
Lt. Spears - Band of Brothers

 

[Soothsayers]

I really liked from GTA IV:

Roman: "I can't die man, not like this"
Niko: "How would you like to die"

it's very cold, yet awesome

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"What is your name powerful wizard?"
"Tim"
-Monty python's holy grail

 

[Gahars]

"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul." - Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade.

 

[x Flib x]

Just thought of another one, by the greta Douglas Adams

Gods final message to the UNiverse after creating it:

"Sorry for the inconvenience"


Excellent!

 

[Phantom6]

I just looked through this WHOLE thread. And I was appalled. How could NO ONE have pointed out the best quote of all time?

"Bang."

From Cowboy Bebop.

 

[Xhumed]

"What is your name powerful wizard?"
"Tim"
-Monty python's holy grail

it's
"There are those who call me..... Tim"
sorry, i just love that line too

 

[shatnershaman]

"Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts"