Greatest Quotes Ever

[Battle Medic]

"In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it."
-Monty Python

"An immature man wants to die for his country, but a mature man wants to live for his country"
don't know who

 

[Omega87]

is that it?
wheres the rest of it?
who circumcised you?
are you cold?
how cute! can you make it dance?
WOW! snap headache!
*points, giggles*
- all by your girlfriend when she sees you naked! lol!

Don't forget "It's like a penis! Only smaller" *points and laughs*

 

[TerraMGP]

Pretty much every line from the Christmas special that introduced the 10th doctor

 

[Ronwue]

"I could solve the world's problems if I... cared"

Ricky Gervais.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

"Blood rains from the sky!"
- I_AM_LEGEND98, COD4.

This was me playing a match of COD4 on a map I don't know the name of, as I used a burnt out car for cover as what seemingly appeared to me as the entire enemy team was advancing rapidly down the street towards my position as I called in a air strike. I finished the call, and managed to scream that phrase before dying.

Blood did literally rain from the sky.

Ah the memories, when I wasn't being spawn camped that is.

 

[rokudan]

Little seen movie: Best of the Best

*end of obligatory bar fight scene with rednecks*

Char 1: I didn't want to fight.
Char 2: I Just wanted a beer, shit happens.

 

[dead_beat_slacker]

"History is not happenstance; it is conspiratorial. Carefully planed and executed by people in power." - George Carlin

 

[opiwankenobi]

"Our end is come. But what an end! We have been given the most precious gift: a chance to roar our defiance into the foe that overwhelms us with their numbers. Let the Emperor himself hear our final battle cry! Forward warriors of the Guard, and die like the heroes that you are!"

- Last speech of Colour Sergeant Kint, in the Luxxan Campaign against the Orks

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

"You're my *****"
~ spawn to the big demon monster thing in Spawn Armageddon


"It was imaginative, witty, and charming enough to totally bypass my usual male instinct to steer clear of brightly colored cartoony graphics for fear of catching THE GAY."
~ Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw on Super Paper Mario.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

That was Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, right?

 

[johnman]

Anything from portal and yahtzee

 

[I20I3]

"and I saw diamonds divide in the corners of her eyes"
Buck 65
Just had to it started with a Buck 65 quote.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

''Life is strength. This is not to be contested, it seems logical enough. You live, you affect your world. This woman lives and has a strength of sort. She lost her parents to plague and her husband to war but she persevered. Her farm has prospered, her name is respected and her children are fed and safe; she lived as she thought she should.

And now, she is dead.

Her lands will be divided, her children will move on and she will be forgotten. She lived a good life but she had no power; she was a slave to death. Is this what YOU need? Will YOUR life fade in the shadow of greater beings?''
- Jon Irenicus. Probably the most evil and badass of all game villains, bar possibly Sarevok.

 

[Jumplion]

"You are not merely a competent soldier; you are an absolute bad-ass."

-A Roman Centurion

 

[Anarchemitis]

"You call that breaking my Spine? [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=M3t0eXQmvuQ]"

 

[Nivag the Owl]

"I think it's the end of the evening. I don't know what's going on".
-Josh Downing

My friend Josh's "notes" when playing Cluedo. You know, notes that should be like "Josh might have crowbar", IF you decide to take notes. He had no idea we were going to check his notes after, and there was no reason to. Never laughed so much in my life. I guess you had to be there -__-