Greatest Quotes Ever

[Higurashi]

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

"Love through truth." - Me

"There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved." - George Sand

"Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves." - Henri Frederic Amiel

"The best thing about me is you." - Shannon Crown

 

[SirJewBagel]

Oh the things from the Simpsons,

"I swore never to read again after 'to kill a mocking bird' gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds. It did teach me not to judge a man on the color of his skin, but what good does that do me?" -Homer

"Still hungry must eat more fat people, thank god I'm in America" -Homer

"Ralph: That's my swing set, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things"

 

[Specter_]

"At it's peak, al-Qaeda was a band of fanatics in possession of small arms and a network of camps in the Afghan desert. Today, they're just a band of fanatics in possession of small arms - and they should be discussed as such."
Dan Gardner - Risk: The science and politics of fear

 

[dalek sec]

Tyrol: "But there comes a time when you realize that the engine you've built with your blood and your sweat and your tears is being used for something so foul, so perverted that it makes you sick in your heart. And it's then that you must throw your body o­n the gears and o­n the levers and o­n the machine itself and make it stop. And you have to show the people who run it, the people who control it, that unless we're free, that machine will be prevented from working at all."

Battlestar Galactica, "Lay Down Your Burden's, Part Two."

 

[thatanimeguy]

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.- GLaDOS

 

[Theon Tonarim]

?Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.?
- John Milton

 

[matchewzits]

best quotes ever.... hm......

"welcome to thunderdome!!!"
&
"i know you wont break the rules... there arent any"

 

[I_LIKE_CAKE]

"God hallucinated the world."-My sister came up with this one

 

[rekabdarb]

"I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT, I AM... BATMAN!"
-Batman the Animated Series (one w/ mark hamill)

(sorry i got to put it, not going through 20 more pages)
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
-Obvious

 

[ArcadianTrance]

"So you're all aspiring to be hospitalised!"
~Train

 

[Sweep117]

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your palm now." - Recording to fat Homer trying to make a phone call

"Your cup doth runneth over with shit!" - Me

"This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell outta here!" - Michael Scott from the Office(American Version)

"Jesus wasn't black! Noooo! He looked like one of the Beegees! The sickly one!" - Tommy Tiernan

 

[Metalchair]

"Ive got yer back like a butt crack"
"Let me light up Betty's titties right quick"
both Dizzy from Gears of War 2. didn like the game but those lines brightened my day during it

 

[Magical Hans]

"Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our land. These are our good places; our gods live here, in the trees and the rivers. They watch over us. We are happy: we hunt, we love, we have families, homes, a good life. But sometimes we must fight! The Romans disturb the gods; they burn the forests; they take what is ours, wives, children, land! And the Romans talk of how they will 'help us and protect us'. They put us to sleep with golden promises: when we wake, all that we had is gone-stolen! They take our sons and turn them into little Romans. Gah! So we fight to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with Romans, men of stone, and iron, and lies! There can be only war"

The introduction for barbarian factions in rome total war

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

"Verdammt durch das Fleisch. Gerettet durch das Blut" (damned by the flesh saved by the blood)-Maya "The Travller"~John Twelve Hawks

Hollis: "I still wanna know about "damned by the flesh, saved by the blood. whose blood are you talking about? The Travller's? The Tabula's?"
Maya: "Take your pick maybe it's everyone"

"Harlekine versprechen nichts" - "Harlequins don't promise"

 

[Siris]

Lurk moar
-The Internet

 

[Siris]

Oh, and this one from me

"I know this is going to sound like the dumbest questiong ever spoken, so I'll just spit it out before I feel dumb: what's good coming out for the PSP?"

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!"
Prof. Farnsworth
"When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"
Bender. Both Futurama

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"Nobel created dynamite, and I don't want any of his blood money" - House M.D


Whoever wrote that for him to read, I love you.

 

[photog212]

"In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."-George Orwell

 

[photog212]

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" -Ernest Hemingway