Guys 18+: where do you stand compared to the average male?

[Brawndo]

Quite a few of these stats surprised me, some to the point that there must be something wrong with the tests.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

According to that, about 2.5 inches longer.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

How the hell is that dude supposed to represent the average guy?
I mean, I know it's just a picture, but still.
What.

 

[Brawndo]

How the hell is that dude supposed to represent the average guy?
I mean, I know it's just a picture, but still.
What.

Good question. Although maybe they're trying to be ironic by putting a picture of what some guys perceive themselves to be, which contrasts with the not-so-amazing stats

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ha! I weigh 225 and i can outrun the average man by 4 1/2 minutes.

I'm .8 inches taller than average...

My sex last SIX TIMES longer than the average?

Ok, now I know this is bullshit.

EDIT: According to this list, I am hideously overweight, out of shape, and should be dead. yet I can outperform the average man by considerable amounts in running, sit ups, and push ups (And sex).

Yes, bullshit.

 

[Phlakes]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking the whole thing?

 

[HellspawnCandy]

That number of pullups is depressing.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

About an inch and a half longer, and inch taller, and sex lasts way longer. Other than that I'm smaller.

 

[DefunctTheory]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?

Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.

 

[Nurb]

Life expectancy 77 years? Not in the US, it's like 72 or somthing. Otherwise this seems like out of a workout mag. Only thing I got goin for me after losing all that weight and muscle after cancer is the 6'1" and the penis size being a good ways beyond average.

 

[Crazyfear]

Wow I just have to comment on this;
"12:17 Average time to run a mile" Ha, I can run a mile in 11 minutes (specificly 2.4km in less then 11:13) and I look nothing like the guy in the picture (assuming he is the one who ran in that time)

And I lauged at the other... "fitness" facts on the bottom right.

 

[RatRace123]

I can match the pull up rate, my hair isn't as spiky and overall I'm not as douchey as "the average guy".
I'm also about 3 inches shorter than average height, but about 2 inches longer than "average size"... well now we know why his hair is spiked up so tall, overcompensation and all that.

 

[vrbtny]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?

Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.

Or stop to have one session of very average sex.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I'm definitely out of shape, but I'm well above average on one of the statistics: I gained 30 pounds in the last year, not one. Fortunately that only puts me at 210 pounds, and my ideal weight is somewhere between 160 and 180, so I started going to the university's gym last week -- I'm actually going to work out tomorrow afternoon, and will be going again on Friday. Hopefully I can get back into shape before the year is out, and it helps that on one of those two days I'm going to be working out with my roommate; a work out partner makes it much easier to stick to a regimen.

 

[Brawndo]

Wow I just have to comment on this;
"12:17 Average time to run a mile" Ha, I can run a mile in 11 minutes (specificly 2.4km in less then 11:13) and I look nothing like the guy in the picture (assuming he is the one who ran in that time)

And I lauged at the other... "fitness" facts on the bottom right.

Did you ever consider that this statistic includes fat guys and old men who couldn't run a mile if their life depended on it? And I know people my age (24) who get winded after one lap around the track (1/4 mile)

 

[DefunctTheory]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?

Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.

Or stop to have one session of very average sex.

Seriously.

I always thought 15 minutes or less was a quicky. Guess I was wrong.

...I'm not even sure if I COULD have a full session of sex in 10 minutes...

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

that guy looks like a major D-bad, and I can run a mile in 5:30 minutes, so I'm good to go, sorta.

 

[vrbtny]

5.08 inches? Damn, and I thought I was under average...

And a 12:17 mile? Is that even possible without walking?

Average mile on a seriously brisk walk is about... yah, 12 minutes.

So, good point. To get a 12 minute mile, you either have to be walking, or taking smoke breaks.

Or stop to have one session of very average sex.

Seriously.

I always thought 15 minutes or less was a quicky. Guess I was wrong.

...I'm not even sure if I COULD have a full session of sex in 10 minutes...

Yeah, you've made you're point.

[small]Dude, you realize I'm a guy, not a chick. You realllly, didn't need to tell me that[/small]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I can run a mile in much less time then 12 minutes. Heck, I think my record is a little above 10 minutes and I know plenty of people who could beat that without even breaking a sweat.

I'm Average height, I don't consider my self fit, but I do consider myself healthy. I don't use my equipment for clothes (It mostly consist of weights, pull up bars and a few bands. Nothing major), I don't take vitamins, I can't do more then 3 pull ups and I've actually lost weight since I was 14.

So yeah, I guess I stack up pretty well.