Haiku Battle!

[MarkTwain]

the cake is a lie
i leave on that note, because
i must take my leave

 

[new_age_reject]

By leaving now you
Sacrifice companion cube
I am still alive

 

[new_age_reject]

We need more haiku's
To keep this fine thread alive
Shameless bump from me

 

[MarkTwain]

i have returned now
tis now my final haiku
i shall retire

 

[MarkTwain]

goodbye for the night
i must get my sleep tonight
but i shall return

 

[iJosh]

A-N

Isn't there a haiku that goes 3-5-3 ?

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

haiku's are very fun
they can be interesting
refrigerator

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Cinco de Mayo
That means I will drink tonight
Just like every night

Not much difference
If you drink every night, you
Alchoholic man.

Not alcoholic
I do not go to meetings
Go to bars instead

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

A-N

Isn't there a haiku that goes 3-5-3 ?

That's a form
Though it's not used much
It still works

 

[Tehpengwan]

The optimist

He drowns in his shit
While remaining positive
I wish I were him

That was as good as
The time I made a haiku
That was one sentence.

 

[Hazy]

Walking though Dust_Two
The Bomb is planted at B
We just lost the game

 

[Raptoricus]

I Raptoricus
This challenge I accept nigh
You shall never win

[A-N]
MORTAL WOMBAT! also, first ever haiku

 

[samsprinkle]

I deny your duel
For I have better things yet
Isn't life cruel?

 

[Magnaflame]

My muscles are sore
Is this pen much more mighty?
Much more than the sword?

 

[jp11]

haiku are funny
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

A-N
not mine, but hilarious

 

[Raptoricus]

What is more than my
wasted time spent here when I
clearly should revise

For I have a test
on programming languages
in less than five hours

[A-N]
Seriously, I should get last minute revising in

 

[jp11]

haiku are funny
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

A-N
not mine, but hilarious

Yes, thank you so much,
that Haiku has been posted
in here fifty times.

I apologize
I should have known it would be
in this thread before