Haiku Corner
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There is a zebra,
in the zoo, that has one shoe
and he has no clue
The giraffe is cool
he looks like a very big fool
he likes to skip school
A koala bear,
he always has fuzzy hair
he can play the snare
The Liger can kill
and he does not pay his bills
he also has gills
in the zoo, that has one shoe
and he has no clue
The giraffe is cool
he looks like a very big fool
he likes to skip school
A koala bear,
he always has fuzzy hair
he can play the snare
The Liger can kill
and he does not pay his bills
he also has gills
I just watched my cat
Shred an entire roll of
Paper towels...great.
It was funny, though.
It looked like a ticker-tape
Parade, but with claws.
Shred an entire roll of
Paper towels...great.
It was funny, though.
It looked like a ticker-tape
Parade, but with claws.
I want to go to bed,
but, alas the Escapist calls.
dumb threads. no escape
I suck at haiku
as you can see. It
makes me very sad.
Sleep. It calls to me.
but drifts in to the ether,
leaving me restless.
Stalkers, trapped, stuck here
in an unforgiving land
fighting for their lives.
I am getting good
better than I thought I would
this makes me happy.
I am now off. Lets
just hope I can escape
this sites allure soon.
good night to you all
have a wonderful night. I
will be back later.
but, alas the Escapist calls.
dumb threads. no escape
I suck at haiku
as you can see. It
makes me very sad.
Sleep. It calls to me.
but drifts in to the ether,
leaving me restless.
Stalkers, trapped, stuck here
in an unforgiving land
fighting for their lives.
I am getting good
better than I thought I would
this makes me happy.
I am now off. Lets
just hope I can escape
this sites allure soon.
good night to you all
have a wonderful night. I
will be back later.
Gxas said:
You guys get an "F."o0pwnman0o said:
Plagiarism's bad, mkay?
................Refregerator....
They're derivative,o0pwnman0o said:
But I just wanted to say...
Refregerator.
EDIT: I can't seem
To spell tonight. How about...
Refrigerator
Pretentious poem,
This isn't one I suspect.
Oh shit, I was wrong.
Now, the word poem,
does that have two syllables?
I would say, hmm, yes.
Argue if you want,
This be realm of 'Interwebz'.
Say what comes to mind!
Now I'm postmodern,
Not my original intent.
Self-referential!
This isn't one I suspect.
Oh shit, I was wrong.
Now, the word poem,
does that have two syllables?
I would say, hmm, yes.
Argue if you want,
This be realm of 'Interwebz'.
Say what comes to mind!
Now I'm postmodern,
Not my original intent.
Self-referential!
Hippopotamus
Antihippopotamus
Annihilation
(From an awesome game [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/].)
Fun fact: Real haikus are always descriptive and objective, you should not be allowed to say 'I' in a haiku, or even 'a beautiful flower' since that's a subjective judgement. They are also always related to a season. They should also always have a title, often relating to the season. And I've heard that you can 'respond' to a haiku with two six-syllable verses.
This is my haiku twitter where I do nothing of those things. [http://twitter.com/TheRandomOne]
Antihippopotamus
Annihilation
(From an awesome game [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/].)
Fun fact: Real haikus are always descriptive and objective, you should not be allowed to say 'I' in a haiku, or even 'a beautiful flower' since that's a subjective judgement. They are also always related to a season. They should also always have a title, often relating to the season. And I've heard that you can 'respond' to a haiku with two six-syllable verses.
This is my haiku twitter where I do nothing of those things. [http://twitter.com/TheRandomOne]
"I have a business
installing styrofoam nuns
fuck a fruit basket"
-DJO
Saw you on the street
Ran across so we could meet
Got hit by a bus
Sometimes when I'm high
I just say what's on my mind
Penguin garlic punch
installing styrofoam nuns
fuck a fruit basket"
-DJO
Saw you on the street
Ran across so we could meet
Got hit by a bus
Sometimes when I'm high
I just say what's on my mind
Penguin garlic punch
It seems some people
Don't know how to correctly
Complete a haiku.
But I appreciat the effort anyways. Thanks to all of you for your contributions so far. Here are mine for today, minus that first one... just because I'm planning on five a day. So the first one doesn't officially count.
White washing fences
Mind looking for distraction
Day dreaming Sawyer.
Snowflake falling down
White and magnificent, pure
Tender and precious.
Forever searching
For my angel without wings
Mario for Peach.
Mario Kart race
Shells used for artillery
Many contestants.
Fishing off the coast
Sun barely starting to rise
Whistling a tune.
Don't know how to correctly
Complete a haiku.
But I appreciat the effort anyways. Thanks to all of you for your contributions so far. Here are mine for today, minus that first one... just because I'm planning on five a day. So the first one doesn't officially count.
White washing fences
Mind looking for distraction
Day dreaming Sawyer.
Snowflake falling down
White and magnificent, pure
Tender and precious.
Forever searching
For my angel without wings
Mario for Peach.
Mario Kart race
Shells used for artillery
Many contestants.
Fishing off the coast
Sun barely starting to rise
Whistling a tune.