Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

[Alternative]

, because there's nobody else like the British.

there's the Australians, we are like fake British just without the funny accent.

if in your post you replaced top hat with akubra and pasty british ass with sun tanned beerbelly and you could be talking about the average Australian household.

 

[GlenTheFox]

Yyyyyyyep. I was sitting in the living room reading, and I started becoming aware of noises going on in the other room. Once I drew myself out of my book, I became aware of what those noises were. Fun times!

 

[albear]

Yes, they came in drunk made alot of noise waking me up (i let it slide), then they got into bed and started making more noise so i banged on the wall, they got the hint.

 

[Psymon138]

To be honest, me and my girlfriend are probably the cause of most such noises in our house. She can get a little... enthusiastic. In our last house there was an incident when the housemate downstairs started bashing on the ceiling with a broom because we were making a racket.

The girl in the room next to us has a boyfriend who visits occasionally, though they rarely seem to get up to much and the one time we know they did, my girlfriend and I could barely stop sniggering. I heard people far more often in first year because because the walls in halls of residence are about as thick as cardboard. Doesn't particularly bother me, I just get on with it and maybe put in my headphones.

 

[sweetylnumb]

im the only girl in the house and my boyfriend, i and my roomates are quite chill about it. Many jokes are had.

 

[Signa]

No, but if I ever do, I promised to blast Yakkity Sax or Chacarone as loud as possible.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

We heard them have sex, we heard them fight, we heard them attack each other.

General thing is you just ignore it and don't speak of it. Everyone is entitled to sex in their own damn place. Unfortunately, that place can be just 1 paper thin wall away from yours, but they would give you the same courtesy so.

 

[Trivun]

Yep. Last year, I lived with two girls, sharing a flat, and we had extremely thin walls. The girl in the room next to mine, French no less, regularly had her boyfriend round, so late at night while I was playing games or trying to work in myroom I would hear them doing it. Fairl often during the daytime too. And this girl, she was pretty damn loud... Still, it wasn't so bad. I'd usually ignore it or just go out to the kitchen or the living room (where I couldn't hear) and stick a film on or play the Xbox or eat. No biggie.

Though at the place I lived before that, I'm still not sure if I interrupted another housemate having sex with his girlfriend, in my own bathroom, or if it was perfectly innocent. Again, not a big deal, but still, I wonder...

 

[Starik20X6]

Haven't had roomies before, though I can one-up the 'hearing roomies doing it'.

I was on holiday once with a bunch of friends. I was sharing a room with two other guys. This was the time I abruptly discovered they were both gay. Yeah, they were doing it no less than a meter from where I was asleep.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Not roomie because I live in a one bedroom house now and my last house mate never had girls round because no girl in their right mind would go near him.
Yearrrs ago, some random knobhead of a relative came to visit and some how ended up in bed with my mums old, slutty and saggy friend e_e they were really loud and disgusting, my mum was sleeping downstairs and neither of us could sleep. His daughter was sharing my room, but she slept through it. It made me feel so sick e_e
Both of them probably caught something off each other. Oh well, sharing is caring.

People have probably overheard me a few times to be honest. I know I'm not the quietest of people >_> <_< I try to have consideration for others though.

Captcha: Sax and violins. LOL

 

[Naeras]

No, but they've heard me. My girlfriend's pretty loud, and her roomie has walked in on us. There's also the student trips where we're kind of ambivalent about whether we should put a sock on the doorknob, and thus making it pretty clear what we're doing, or be silent and risk that someone opens the door at the wrong time. Every time we've neglected the sock, we've regretted it. And so has the poor sod who opened the door.

captcha: yes, sir
MMMM-HMMMM.

 

[JWRosser]

I've heard many a person.

Last year, when I was in halls at uni, I often heard the guy in the room next door to me. He was one of those people that would go on about how many girls he had banged etc....but I saw the girls that he was with...I wouldn't touch them with a pole. I remember the first night he brought this...thing home. I said that she wasn't allowed in my room. She was awful.

Funnily enough, I just finished having a conversation with one of my housemates about one of my other housemates: her room is above mine, and whenever her boyfriend is round, I get the honour of hearing the squeaking of short, unrhythmic sex. Yeah. Now, it may be awesome, I have no idea, but from where I'm standing it sounds awful. It's over in a few minutes, and the pace is all over the place. It's just extremely annoying as whenever her boyfriend is over I know that I'm going to have to endure this.

There was a time a few years ago when I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house with a mate and his girlfriend. We were sleeping in the living room. After my girlfriend and I had had our quiet fun in my sleepingbag, we went to sleep. At some point in the night, I heard what can only be described as "fap fap fap fap" followed by my friend saying "fuck...OH FUCK!" and her saying "that was quick...urgh it's everywhere", to which I burst out laughing.

But I know that people have heard me (or the person I'm with) so...

 

[sky14kemea]

Yes.

In fact it's kinda the reason I got kicked out. They were tired of trying to be quiet and wanted privacy. ¬_¬

I'm pretty sure I would have raised some hell over that. Losing my damn home at the moment because they wanna get their rocks off with little trouble. They best the fuck find a way to get used to it...

Oh, I did. Sort of....

I smashed some things in the garage when I got really mad over it. Plus I got really petty on the moving out day and took pretty much everything that I'd bought for the kitchen.

Myyyy toaster. e_e

 

[gusenborge]

Not exactly a roomie but i was sleeping at a friends dorm room and i had the small living room to sleep in and he was in the bedroom with his girlfriend.

As i was watching "i love you philip morris" and midly laughing i started hearing the springs on their bed screaming and the girl trying her best to be as quiet as possible, of course i burst out laughing.

That in turn led to my friend starting to laugh his ass off, and me laughing even harder!

All in all a good night, though i left real early in the morning.

 

[SckizoBoy]

snip

Don't tell me you've bookmarked this thread as well?!

OT: Ehm... nope... actually, a d'uh kind of yes, because the only roomie I've ever had is the ex-gf, so could I hear her shagging me? ¬_¬

Whether or not the neighbours heard is another matter... though I don't think so... we weren't particularly loud or anything... but this is coming from someone who's half deaf in the left ear and even more so in the right... =_=

 

[Rastien]

... doing it? I only ask because it happened to me last night (or rather early this morning). If yes, how did you react/deal with it?

Here's what went down:

It was 2 in the morning, and I was having trouble getting to sleep (largely due to something that had happened earlier, but one story at a time people). I hear someone come home, and notice that it's a pair of people clomping up the stairs. I hear the pair enter the room next to mine. They get kind of quiet, and I hear something being unwrapped. I hear a rubbery snap (at that point I'm fairly certain what's going on), a squish (I'm certain at that point what was happening), and several minutes of a bed squeaking and the girl's moans. During this whole ordeal, I'm wondering if hearing this happen made me a pervert, and the boyfriend's snoring wasn't enough to drown their act out.
To make matters 'better', it wasn't their bed they were having sex in.
So, the following morning, I did one of the only things I could think of doing. I asked "You had fun last night I take it?"
She said she did.

Now I have have to wait for the roomie that had his bed defiled to come home to warn him to burn his sheets.

Capatcha: face the music
Indeed.

Yes i have when we had a stag do at butlins woke up to hear my mate doing some bird in the next room just a door seperating us.

What did i do?

"OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT MARMALADE, WHAT YOU WANNA GET THE MARMITE OUT THE MINI FRIDGE OH SHIT THATS HOT"

Next thing i hear is my mate pissing himself yelling "STOP FUCKING COCK BLOCKING ME".

The girl left entirley unimpressed and he hit me in the face at breakfast the next morning, the tears were from laughter not pain.