Aardvark Soup said:
Except for a few minor traffic violations and a few illegal software downloads I've never commited any kind of crime in my life, and I'm proud of it.
Why?
hannahdonno said:
MaxTheReaper said:
hannahdonno said:
MaxTheReaper said:
hannahdonno said:
The only reason I got caught was because my ridiculous (ex) best friend said loudly "Still got it in your bag?" Some people are just imbeciles. But in a way I am glad I got caught, I must of robbed over £100 of just Smirnoff alone...
My (ex) best friend was also involve in my arrest.
He was my victim.
And, that is quite a lot of alcohol. Someone was having themselves a party, apparently.
This is altogether, not in one go. Imagine trying to cart all that around! Yer, another one of my (ex) best friends almost got me arrested, as she was a victim of my temper. What did you do?
I was wondering. I figured the store clerk was either blind or retarded, 'cause that many bottles would seriously require like...a pack mule.
Anyway, my friend was on the wrong end of my temper as well. I let him off with a light stabbing though.
That sounds... lovely

I just repeatedly kicked the shit out of my friend until some old woman imformed me she had called the police, so I promptly went home. But I remember one time when I had drunk about half a bottle of vodka (a lot for a young, at the time ridiculously skinny girl) and I stole a box of chocolates and a shot load of Maoams for a friend of mine, walked past the security guard stumbling about and he just gave me a friendly smile. He must of just though, no one would ever be that stupid if they were shop-lifting...
Yeah, if the picture in your avatar is you and is recent, you're not exactly the first person that comes to mind when someone says the words "and [they] can really hold their booze."
Fights should not be done in public, though. As long as there are no witnesses, lying is a great option.