Having just played the Duke Nukem Demo- I can confidently cancel my pre-order.

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Baneat

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It looks like shit and plays like shit. That's the FPS section, the vehicles were worse. Got to the mines, got lost, found a crate, smashed it

"I'm gonna ninja this"

Sorry, can't take any more, turned it off.
 

Agayek

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I actually more or less liked what I saw in the demo. There's some problems that exist in said demo that likely won't exist in the final product, but for the most part I quite liked it.
 

DJ_DEnM

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Being a teenager who has NEVER played a Duke Nukem game, I can honestly say that this is what I expected. Ever since I saw the trailer the game didn't look too good for it's cult status.

Of course from what I understand, this is a 90's mindset(?). If the game was being developed in the 90's then it would've been impressive...in the 90's.
 

Triforceformer

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Baneat said:
It looks like shit and plays like shit. That's the FPS section, the vehicles were worse. Got to the mines, got lost, found a crate, smashed it

"I'm gonna ninja this"

Sorry, can't take any more, turned it off.
I never really got that one-liner. Was it an internet reference or something?
 

Baneat

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Triforceformer said:
Baneat said:
It looks like shit and plays like shit. That's the FPS section, the vehicles were worse. Got to the mines, got lost, found a crate, smashed it

"I'm gonna ninja this"

Sorry, can't take any more, turned it off.
I never really got that one-liner. Was it an internet reference or something?
World of Warcraft,

After opening a chest of loot/ bosses ballsack if the loot is stolen by not allowing fair chances at it from party members it's considered "Ninja'd"
 

EHKOS

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Fenra said:
And the poking fun at itself humor that came occasionally, like the loading screen that said "picking up poo doesnt reduce ego, as much as we wanted it to"
Did you see the one that says "When getting shot at, try to avoid bullets"
 

Triforceformer

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Baneat said:
Triforceformer said:
Baneat said:
It looks like shit and plays like shit. That's the FPS section, the vehicles were worse. Got to the mines, got lost, found a crate, smashed it

"I'm gonna ninja this"

Sorry, can't take any more, turned it off.
I never really got that one-liner. Was it an internet reference or something?
World of Warcraft,

After opening a chest of loot/ bosses ballsack if the loot is stolen by not allowing fair chances at it from party members it's considered "Ninja'd"
...That's actually kind of funny now that I know what it means.
 

Couch Radish

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EHKOS said:
Fenra said:
And the poking fun at itself humor that came occasionally, like the loading screen that said "picking up poo doesnt reduce ego, as much as we wanted it to"
Did you see the one that says "When getting shot at, try to avoid bullets"
My personal favorite is "If you get stuck, don't forget you can cheat by looking at FAQs online"
 

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Triforceformer said:
Pedro The Hutt said:
oh the excitement of pushing minecarts and emptying them before you can even start to a scripted sequence... constant balls to the wall action indeed.
What? You expect them to give away the best parts in a demo? Also, who said Duke Nukem was ever about "Constant balls to the wall action"? Who said constant balls to the wall action was ever a good way to design games? Duke Nukem 3D was actually one of the first FPSes to pioneer the idea of slowing down every once in a while for a puzzle or two. An idea that many people credit to Half-Life which I'm sure you've heard of and seen people suck its balls (of steel) over.

The demo is just showing that that mindset has not been lost in 14 years of delays, WoW, and (most likely) porn. And it does it through "F'ing Heavy" brand barrels and minecarts. And since you seem so "Disgusted" with DNF, I doubt you are in the First Access Club. So I highly doubt you've actually gotten to play the demo that you seem to despise already. God, your avatar is just so fitting.
Yes, it's because Doom, Hexen, Star Wars: Dark Forces or several other pre-Duke 3D FPS games ~never~ featured puzzles or backtracking elements to slow down the pace. Might want to play some more classics before you start making bold claims, boy.

My point was that DNF has marketed itself as a high action old school shooter, an antithesis of the Call of Duty wannabe, so to speak. And yet it employs several elements of that series~ Oh well.

And no, I haven't played the demo, but thanks to this thing called Youtube there were Let's Plays or simple playthrough footage within hours of it going live, saves me the bother of having to waste the filespace on downloading the thing when it goes public.
 

Stavros Dimou

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StealthMonkey43 said:
The original Duke Nukem was awful so it's not surprising.
Duke Nukem 3d was excellent,and until today with some graphics mods is really good and enjoyable.
 

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The demo was really bad it had like 15-20 minutes of actual gameplay in it and all of it was in places that trailers had all ready shown us other stuff was just more trailer pissing around, so nothing new. And while I didn't expect it to be a graphical powerhouse it looked decent at best and like total ass in its worst. Pluss only 2 weapons at once and regenerative health. Seriously we don't need another CoD, MoH or something like that. O and the driving wtf, last time I saw so handling that bad was in Hummer Badlands. Actually only one good thing was that it had a nice crowbar joke in it. I'm really really sad now.
 

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ShockValue said:
ZombieGenesis said:
ShockValue said:
ZombieGenesis said:
ShockValue said:
I honestly don't care how bad or good it is. I'll be getting it no matter what. Not like I'm strapped for cash or anything so whatever.
Cool, then you can buy me a condo.
In the long run, I think everyone can agree it would be a better investment.
I'll just build one out of discarded copies of DNF.
It shall be the manliest yet least appealing condo in the world!

Or just the busts from the Balls of Steel edition.
Heh. Had to search to see the busts you were referring to >.> That would be even worse than just the copies. Unless someone wants to have a bunch of Dukes staring at them.
What is your avatar from? It looks like my gf >.>

In related news: still getting it.
 

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Pedro The Hutt said:
And no, I haven't played the demo, but thanks to this thing called Youtube there were Let's Plays or simple playthrough footage within hours of it going live, saves me the bother of having to waste the filespace on downloading the thing when it goes public.
Yes, watching a game is the same thing as playing it. I'll bet the videos you watched didn't even find the HoloDuke or beer, nor show off the detonateable nuke easter egg. Not saying you're not entitled to an opinion on the demo, but you cannot judge a game properly until you've played it for yourself.

Now if only Gearbox's and 2K's absolutely insane logic would allow them to actually give a date for when you'd get a chance to try the game for free.
 

Stavros Dimou

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I experienced some graphics glitches,and also there I found a bug:
A pig walked through solid matter like a ghost. He started walking to a wooden wall and he passed through it.
 

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ZombieGenesis said:
AWAR said:
I think our FPS standards have been distorted by many years of Call of Duty to the point anything different in terms of gameplay mechanics seems unreasonable and awkward. I also think that people's expectations were too high for a game that basically relied on a 15 year old game's premise..
Then you'll be pleased to know DNF uses the exact same mechanics as COD.
See, that's where the fucking problem lies. It's not that we put it on a pedestal. If anything we were cautiously optimistic about he game to the 10th degree. The problem is that DNF is just some CoD like FPS. And one of the reasons Duke Nukem is still popular is because it isn't SUPPOSED to be some CoD like game. It's supposed to be run and gun.

We would've been happy to just have more Duke... The big, tough macho man guy who can hold 9+ weapons in his ballsack and block enemy rockets with his face. Unfortunately, we get pussy Duke who can die in 2 seconds and can't hold more than 2 weapons at once.

Honestly, fuck you Gearbox.
 

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Stavros Dimou said:
StealthMonkey43 said:
The original Duke Nukem was awful so it's not surprising.
Duke Nukem 3d was excellent,and until today with some graphics mods is really good and enjoyable.
yes duke nukem 3d was epic, it was in the golden era of FPS, as was Zero Hour, though planet of the babes was totally a failure, it still lived up to the franchise
but this? its halo/gears of war with a dukeish setting and realty bad jokes
i mean the old duke joke where cleaver, the joke in here have to have the whole game be part of them and are still pretty simple
 

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Apparently DNF has gone the way of all first person shooters these days. Huh, guess I'll go play painkiller again.
 

Triforceformer

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http://www.plughead.net/impressions-duke-nukem-demo#comment-2430

Demo confirmed to be an outdated build. So at the very least, graphical complaints and control issues most likely will not apply to the retail version.