Help Me Pick A Band Name?

[DiamondJim]

I refer you to George Carlin: Tower of Swine, Waitress Sweat, This Band Needs Practice, Basket of Fire, Gorilla Tit.

There are many more, but those are some of the gems.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Derek Mcaffity and the Gobstoppers from Hell?
Steel Societies
Burning Houses
Chronic Hatred
Suicide State

 

[kapzer]

I made these up:
Sever Reality
Feathers Aflame
End of Days
Hatred Redux
The Fall of Hope
Burning Reason
Scorched Rose
Shattered Illusion

 

[the monopoly guy]

Just take a historical figure and add a posession of theirs at the end.

Rutherford B. Hayes' beard
Lincoln's Cane

Or, better yet "band". Well, that's what I would name mine, just "band".

 

[TylerC]

Abracadaver is already taken. I like them, sound like Every Time I Die, if anyone has heard of them.


Be creative, don't try to copy all of these generic-crap metal bands that seem to be so popular at this point in time.

If you're not feeling creative try this. How about Double Skanking!? Or, We Should've Practiced More.

 

[silentsentinel]

Call yourselves the Bottom Feeders. Why? For shits and giggles, I guess. It's what I'm going to name my boat.

 

[101194]

Lively Wasteland-Yes
Brightened Night-yes
Elegy-yes
Confined Sight-no
Abstract Reign-yes
Hard to Swallow-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anthem of Doubt-yes
Immortal Calling-no
Fugue-yes
All Hope is Gone-no
Violent Saint-no
Numbered Days-yes
Lifeless Life-no
To the Sons of Man-maybe
Element of One-yes
As the Palaces Burn-yes
Sobriety Uprising-yes
Elect the Dead-yes
Metabolic-No
Diluted-no
Start a War-no
Roulette-no
Torn Asunder-YES
Break the Sky-no
Suffocating Sight-maybe
Tread the Floods-no
Ember to Inferno-yes
Tomb of Doom-no
Bomb Shelter-Big yes
Abracadaver-No

 

[linchowlewy]

super fucking death penguins (written in katakana. come to think of it my friend might get pissed at that idea...

how about schrodingers dead cat!

 

[ChristmasChild]

How about, "Butt Sweat and Tears"?

 

[linchowlewy]

how about. men with makeup!

 

[zen5887]

Im pretty sure there is no rule about using a song or album from another band as your name

Considering its a metal band with 15 year olds...

 

[DuncanRR]

And considering that Godsmack got their name from an Alice in Chains ditty.

Why not "Bloodfeud"? That's always sounded cool to me.

 

[Hurion]

Swampass.

 

[bkd69]

The Chalk Outlines
Rasputin and the Romanovs

 

[Noamuth]

- The Lame Fifteens
- Desperation

 

[ellimist337]

Chemical Toilet, Electric Dream Machine, or The Pecan Sandies. But only if you're an Always Sunny fan

 

[GammaChris]

Super Mecha Death Christ

I think you mean "Super Mecha Death Christ 2000bc Version 2.0 Beta"

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You have to start with a cool last name. Y'know like... Van Halen.. or Dokken...

The second way is to take a cool word and spell it all wrong. Like, Lazor... or Limozeen... That kinda thing.

 

[EzraPound]

The World-Cancelling Black. Best name for a Metal band. Or The Dragon Whores.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

'Hanging Kittens'? 'Bomber'? 'Listen to the Graves'? 'Deafening Silence'? That last ones probably been used.