Dude looks like a lady....
But I thought they had dental records confirming that the skull was his?
But I thought they had dental records confirming that the skull was his?
Hitler's skull... was a woman's?
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But it's been so useful! I mean, even ignoring the sheer practical purposes of the thing, do you even realise just how many goth chicks I've been able to score with just by leaving it on a shelf and saying, "oh, that old thing? That's just HITLER'S SKULL. Yeah."Fauxity said:
Hell, it's immensely useful for black magic rituals, to boot. Makes summoning Abominations from the Void a cinch. I've had lesser demons popping over by themselves, just to see the thing. They're so distracted, they'll sign whatever contracts you give them, no questions asked. Really, what are those scientists going to do with it that's so much more important?
Sorry, but he's definitely dead. Historians never even considered that the skull was Hitlers in the first place. Basically, I could go dig up some random guy's grave, examine the skull, conclude it's not Hitlers, and use that as evidence he's still alive.Azraellod said:
Dude, he didn't commit suicide. He fled to Argentina and ran an alpaca farm.
Trust me on this one.
Trust me on this one.
Maybe Hitler had more problems then we all thought.
Maybe he escaped and his brain in now being fit into a Nazi supertank/mech for his glorious return and conquest.
Or maybe they just had the wrong skull in storage.
Maybe he escaped and his brain in now being fit into a Nazi supertank/mech for his glorious return and conquest.
Or maybe they just had the wrong skull in storage.
meh, oh well.Cakes said:
the idea of him still being alive and probably miserable does still seem plausible to me, but i didn't actually think it was the case. i figured he was probably dead.
however, the idea of him remaining alive and paying for what he did just seemed like quite a nice thing to dwell on briefly. although maybe that's just me and my overly malicious nature.
Hitler is hiding with 2pac and Michael Jackson on the secret Nazi base hidden on the moon. Another conspiracy (which people actually believe) is that he is hiding in the lost city of Atlantis. Woah people can amaze me sometimes.
Kraken my man, it means Hitler is still alive! Oh noes!Internet Kraken said:
...ahem, anyway. I suppose that's fairly awesome. I'd love it if instead of this being Hitler faking his death, it's more a matter of he was actually a woman to begin with.
...but what about, MECHA-HITLER!ae86gamer said:
[small]Dun dun dun![/small]
It might just be, y'know, that the soviets MIGHT have lied they had Hitler's skull. It was sort of charachteristic for them to claim to have something they didn't really have.