Hitler's skull... was a woman's?

[TheMadTypist]

This is the best premise for a book I've ever read. I salute you, my good sir!

err...

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Emperor

start reading where it says "Rise of the Emperor"

sorry for disappointing you.

 

[firedfns13]

Well it doesn't really matter since if a bullet didn't do the job time certainly did.

Or the Mossad, seeing as they took the time to track down escaped war criminals in South America.

 

[The Riff]

He has a very feminine face, but a very manly mustache. The recipe for evil.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Suddenly this picture becomes a lot more thought provoking.

Spoiler

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Wait you mean russian forensics of 1945 could of possibly been wrong? o.o
Upon further re-investigation of the skull the taped on moustache fell to the floor.

 

[tsatoma]

Maybe Hitler was just a really butch chick.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/girl%20hitler%20venture%20brothers/vichussmith/girlhitlercatclops.jpg

 

[JWAN]

Okay.....why should I care?

It means that the USSR failed even harder than I originally realized. And it changes every WW2 history book ever written.

 

[seryoga]

it was probably ava brauns skull

 

[jmd102993]

*cough cough* nazi zombies *cough cough*

but what are you talking about hitler not being dead, i saw him die in inglorious basterds!

 

[Berethond]

hmm, that's interesting.

i was never really satisfied with his death by suicide anyway though: it was too kind. suicide is controlling your method of leaving the world, and that was something he did not deserve control over.

Everyone deserves control over that.

 

[Tdc2182]

Well I hate to be a joykill here, but Hitler died of diareaha In the revoultionary war. It says so in the bible under Socrates I believe.

 

[JWAN]

Remember people, this is the History Channel's claims we're talking about here. They do tend to...stretch the truth (and that's putting it kindly).

Well, when the skull gave off female DNA from bone fragments and the fracture lines in the skull weren't fully fused (meaning the person was no where NEAR Hitlers age. Considering also that the Soviets wanted to boost the morale of the troops they killed like sheep and tell the world they were capable of something other than self inflicted rape, all signs point to the history channel has something here.

 

[Tanfastic]

What if Hitler was some sort of circus freak? Like the bearded lady?! Woah...

 

[Austichar]

I guess this means Hitler was a chick?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I didn't even know there was any significant difference between a man's and a woman's skull. That in and of itself is news to me.

 

[JWAN]

Wasn't Eva with him?

Anyways, I don't care. He's dead. That is all.

He's dead sooooo, who cares?

It means he got away with killing millions of people because of his fucked up mind. And that just adds to the tragedy.

Id rather we opened him up and fed him to alligators myself.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I didn't even know there was any significant difference between a man's and a woman's skull. That in and of itself is news to me.

On of the major differences between a male's skull and a female's skull is that the male skull has a prominent brow ridge on it, while the female skull does not. Also, female skulls tend to be narrower and longer than a male skull. More oval than round, in other words.

The more you know...'cause knowledge is power! G.I. JOOOEEEE!

On-topic, it's interesting, but more than 60 years after the fact, Hitler is either dead, or the oldest S.O.B. in the world.

 

[Castratikron]

Eeeeh. that S.M.F. is dead he was a huge druggie so he probably died from withdrawal.