Hitler's skull... was a woman's?

[Bladecatcher]

Ya know, i heard that he was impotent (that would explain alot of things). Now, im no doctor, but maybe he had some sort of genetic disease or maybe he got too much estrogen in the womb, or not enough testosterone, which made his bone structure more feminine.

as i said, i am not a doctor.

 

[thetrixxxter]

I think Hitler is dead and he gets a pineapple shoved up his ass daily by the devil himself. i feel sorry for the pineapple.
(it was on Little Nicky)

 

[IronDuke]

He works at the Wal-Mart across town. He's the best greeter ever.

I think you mean the best griefer ever.

 

[BonsaiK]

Hitler died, the Russians were able to confirm with Hitler's dental assistant that they had his jawbones.

They probably just couldn't find his skull though so they just stuck any old skull with a bullet hole in it into the museum exhibit. Let's face it, there were plenty to choose from.

 

[DemonCleaner]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3b/0e1f39ed.jpg

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

OP: You know how gamers are said to live in their mother's basements?
Hitler lives in mines. He's okay at CoD: WaW, but he gets a bit pissed when his team doesn't do what he tells them to.
And no, he hasn't been banned from xbox live yet. I would kill him if he got banned.

 

[Pegghead]

Maybe he's hiding on the dark side of the moon, with the easter bunny and the tooth fairy. Slowly plotting his revenge.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Cool.
Could you at least try to add some discussion to your threads, though?

This. And
Even if the skull isn't his he would be dead by now. This thread seems kind of pointless sorry.

 

[The_Healer]

Perhaps Russia just captured him and allowed jews to torture him in secret...
Damn Russians, can't trust em.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Hitler had women in his underground bunker. He married (surprised?) a women the day before he killed himself. Won't be surprised if another women took her own life the way hitler took his.......... Oh and I didn't read the article too lazy >_>

Seconded.

Hitler didn't die alone, this is a well documented fact that his lover went out together with poison and bullet to ensure the job was done. The idea that they where cremated together afterwards isn't that much of a stretch is it?

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Perhaps Russia just captured him and allowed jews to torture him in secret...
Damn Russians, can't trust em.

Unlikely, considering Stalin wasn't all that keen on the Jews himself [http://www.ncsj.org/AuxPages/120601WJW.shtml] (or lots of other folks for that matter), he just got away with it unlike Hitler.

 

[scotth266]

Remember people, this is the History Channel's claims we're talking about here. They do tend to...stretch the truth (and that's putting it kindly).

It depends on what they're talking about. They have actual HISTORY some of the time, the rest is just crazy stuff meant to drag in views.

 

[Low Key]

Wasn't Eva with him?

Anyways, I don't care. He's dead. That is all.

He's dead sooooo, who cares?

It means he got away with killing millions of people because of his fucked up mind. And that just adds to the tragedy.

Id rather we opened him up and fed him to alligators myself.

It's not like if he survived he could have live a normal life. Everyone knew what he looked like. And didn't you ever see Little Nicky? I imagine that's what he's going through right now and that's good enough for me.

 

[Woem]

I TOLD YA! DIDNE' I TELL YA HE WAS STILL ALIVE!

He works at the Wal-Mart across town. He's the best greeter ever.

Wilkommen to Val-Mart, vere YOU VILL SHOP MY VAY!

Yes, and he'd also the oldest greeter alive at age 120.

 

[IamQ]

Maybe Hitler is still alive, QQing on forums on his laptop, about Inglorius Basterds.

"Dis movie is incorrect! Zey made Hitlah look like unt bad gai!"

 

[JWAN]

Wasn't Eva with him?

Anyways, I don't care. He's dead. That is all.

He's dead sooooo, who cares?

It means he got away with killing millions of people because of his fucked up mind. And that just adds to the tragedy.

Id rather we opened him up and fed him to alligators myself.

It's not like if he survived he could have live a normal life. Everyone knew what he looked like. And didn't you ever see Little Nicky? I imagine that's what he's going through right now and that's good enough for me.

How do you know that? All he had to do was go to Spain or South America and he was home free.

 

[JWAN]

Uhm. . . Eva Braun?. . . just saying.

my thoughts too

They claimed they found her too, and she was 33 when she died still making it improbable that its her skull because the skull plates were not fully fused (meaning the girl was closer to 20), plus there was a bullet hole in the skull and all reports conclude that she just took a cyanide tablet and Hitler shot himself (after also taking a cyanide tablet).

 

[Low Key]

Wasn't Eva with him?

Anyways, I don't care. He's dead. That is all.

He's dead sooooo, who cares?

It means he got away with killing millions of people because of his fucked up mind. And that just adds to the tragedy.

Id rather we opened him up and fed him to alligators myself.

It's not like if he survived he could have live a normal life. Everyone knew what he looked like. And didn't you ever see Little Nicky? I imagine that's what he's going through right now and that's good enough for me.

How do you know that? All he had to do was go to Spain or South America and he was home free.

Spain is still part of Europe. Someone definately would have recognized him there. I can't imagine there wasn't much of a life to be lived in South America 50 years ago either. The guy was a coward, so I believe he killed himself. Maybe not in the bunker with Ava Braun, but eventually he did himself in.

 

[JWAN]

Wasn't Eva with him?

Anyways, I don't care. He's dead. That is all.

He's dead sooooo, who cares?

It means he got away with killing millions of people because of his fucked up mind. And that just adds to the tragedy.

Id rather we opened him up and fed him to alligators myself.

It's not like if he survived he could have live a normal life. Everyone knew what he looked like. And didn't you ever see Little Nicky? I imagine that's what he's going through right now and that's good enough for me.

How do you know that? All he had to do was go to Spain or South America and he was home free.

Spain is still part of Europe. Someone definately would have recognized him there. I can't imagine there wasn't much of a life to be lived in South America 50 years ago either. The guy was a coward, so I believe he killed himself. Maybe not in the bunker with Ava Braun, but eventually he did himself in.

How did you come to that conclusion? He had money and the Nazis had thousands of ties in both Spain and South American countries. Infamous Nazis went to those places for a reason, they knew that no one cared or probably didn't even know what was going on in the rest of the world.