Hitler's skull... was a woman's?

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Cakes

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Azraellod said:
the idea of him still being alive and probably miserable does still seem plausible to me, but i didn't actually think it was the case. i figured he was probably dead.
Well, he was in the middle of Berlin when the Soviets had the place surrounded. Somehow I don't think he'd be able to just waltz out of Berlin without anyone noticing. And, he'd be about 120 by now.

Azraellod said:
however, the idea of him remaining alive and paying for what he did just seemed like quite a nice thing to dwell on briefly. although maybe that's just me and my overly malicious nature.
Nope, I think we'd all like to see him suffer. Call it maliciousness, but this guy did kill about 6 million Jews and all, so...yeah.
 

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This is the kind of thing I would read on one of those sketchy black and white papers you find in a corner store. You know the kind of paper that would have a headline read, "Baby born with 6 nipples and one eye to half alien mother and Jesus as his father."
 

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The story as I heard it was that the sovieds found his body, cremated it and threw the remains in a warsaw sewer.
 

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I knew it! I knew it was a cover up! Hitler is up there with Elvis, hanging out with some Extra Terrestrials!

On a serious note, I don't think many people believed it really was his skull.
 

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Souplex said:
Well it doesn't really matter since if a bullet didn't do the job time certainly did.
Unless he's a super-charged with either vampirism or the souls of a thousand demons. Or both. If that's the case, then he's only biding his time until he wreaks new havoc.
No more comics for you young man.
 

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Fauxity said:
Thunderhorse94 said:
Hitler is hiding with 2pac and Michael Jackson on the secret Nazi base hidden on the moon. Another conspiracy (which people actually believe) is that he is hiding in the lost city of Atlantis. Woah people can amaze me sometimes.
That is pretty ridiculous.

I've been to Atlantis.

Hitler wasn't there.
Great. I can now silence those conspirators with this hard evidence. TO THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS SECTION!!
 

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That_Which_Isnt said:
Souplex said:
Well it doesn't really matter since if a bullet didn't do the job time certainly did.
It'd be certainly interesting to find out what actually happened then.
I smell a new novel... "Hitler: The Immortal Nazi" He creates a fourth reich against non-immortals and Jews regardless of mortality status. I'm getting this copy righted, by the way.
 

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Cakes said:
So...what? The skull was never thought to be Hitler's in the first place.
This. Based on what I've seen on documentaries, after Hitler and Braun committed suicide they were taken outside the bunker, doused with kerosene, and set on fire.
 

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That_Which_Isnt said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/world-war-2/6237028/Adolf-Hitler-suicide-story-questioned-after-tests-reveal-skull-is-a-womans.html

Adolf Hitler's suicide in his Berlin bunker has been called into question after American researchers claimed that a bullet-punctured skull fragment long believed to belong to the Nazi dictator is, in fact, that of an unknown woman.


Well he's probably hiding out with Elvis somewhere, or Bin Laden >_>
And Jimmy Hoffa and perhaps dare I say M.J. himself?
 

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ThePyr said:
Maybe Hitler was just a really butch chick.
Or maybe, he had a whole bunch of Y chromosomes, and was possibly more female than male, yet still developed like a male would?
That or he's a transsexual living in the wartimes.
 

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Remember people, this is the History Channel's claims we're talking about here. They do tend to...stretch the truth (and that's putting it kindly).
 

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Unfortunately, as the Soviets advanced on the capital, Hitler and his clerks succeeded in opening a portal to a parallel universe. He took some of his highest ranking officers through, but was trapped on the opposite side when the Soviets stormed the lab.

There, he found a wasteland of techno-barbarians, remnants of a once great society that had spanned the stars.

He united several of these roving warrior bands, and in time conquered the globe. He named himself The Emperor of Man, and created from his own (now heavily modified) genetic template twenty super warriors he named Primarchs. These were scattered into space, but he used samples taken from each to clone massive armies, whom he dubbed Space Marines.

After an extensive campaign to retrieve the primarchs from where they had been tossed, he was betrayed by his favored primarch, Horus. after defeating Horus, and being mortally wounded, he was enshrined upon a Golden Throne originally designed to allow humanity to cross great distances in an eyeblink, now retrofitted to sustain his life-force and act as a beacon for all interstellar travel.

Explains a lot about the whole Xenophobia thing.

EDIT: I just read through and realized I used massive three times. In the same paragraph. I fail at grammar- and I know, I'm a terrible person. on a personal note, I hope he got some slow death from impalement over some big firey pit somewhere. EDIT EDIT: now I only use Massive once.
 

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Well of course he wasn't in Atlantis. That place is made up. He's chillin' with Cthulhu down in R'lyeh. Duh!

(Before people start flaming me, this was not meant as a serious comment)
 

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TheMadTypist said:
Unfortunately, as the Soviets advanced on the capital, Hitler and his clerks succeeded in opening a portal to a parallel universe. He took some of his highest ranking officers through, but was trapped on the opposite side when the Soviets stormed the lab.

There, he found a wasteland of techno-barbarians, remnants of a once great society that had spanned the stars.

He united several of these roving warrior bands, and in time conquered the globe. He named himself The Emperor of Man, and created from his own (now heavily modified) genetic template twenty super warriors he named Primarchs. These were scattered into space, but he used samples taken from each to clone massive armies, whom he dubbed Space Marines.

After an extensive campaign to retrieve the primarchs from where they had been tossed, he was betrayed by his favored primarch, Horus. after defeating Horus, and being mortally wounded, he was enshrined upon a Golden Throne originally designed to allow humanity to cross great distances in an eyeblink, now retrofitted to sustain his life-force and act as a beacon for all interstellar travel.

Explains a lot about the whole Xenophobia thing.

EDIT: I just read through and realized I used massive three times. In the same paragraph. I fail at grammar- and I know, I'm a terrible person. on a personal note, I hope he got some slow death from impalement over some big firey pit somewhere. EDIT EDIT: now I only use Massive once.
This is the best premise for a book I've ever read. I salute you, my good sir!