How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

Duck tape. It's your friend.

How did you save the world but still managed to be hated?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ruthless bastard.

How did you not see that big arse dragon coming your way?

 

[Vrex360]

The one day I try on a different helmet and the viser got rid of my peripheral vision, I'm so complaining to the Covenant technicians about that.

How did you find a way to turn a shy little bookworm into an extravagant beauty queen, then back into a nerdy girl once you realised that's what made you fall in love with her in the first place?

 

[War Penguin]

By being in every stereotypical teen love movie.

How did you defeat the empire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a crazy arse girlfriend/stalker.

How did you let me create my own minimeme?

 

[War Penguin]

By picking Tsundere. (a part of the meme)

How did you find my laboratory?

 

[Vrex360]

You left it in plain sight with the word 'laboratory' on the front. It would be hard not to find it really.

How did you figure out my secret identity as an alien spy?

 

[Revolutionary]

takes one to know one
how did you kill the icecream man?

 

[Vrex360]

With the heat of the sun.

How did you first fall in love?

 

[War Penguin]

I talked to a girl. A GIRL!

How did you go outside?

 

[Vrex360]

My house blew up, hence I had no choice.

How did you gain superpowers?

 

[Code Monkey]

WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!


How did you guess the number I was thinking?

 

[Ren3004]

You said it was a number between 1 and 1.


How did you make that mistake?

 

[Ren3004]

I asked Santa for them.

How did you get your Christmas presents before time?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Santa found me to be very persuasive

How did you chug all that Eggnog?

 

[Ren3004]

I *hic* losht a *hic* betsh.


How did you winsh the *hic* betsh?

 

[Ren3004]

I jusht *hic* kicked itsh and it fleeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!


How did you get that egn- engg- uh eggshnogsh sho shtrongsh?