How did you do that?

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I laid an implausible trap and pulled off his mask.

How did you fit the Halo 3 elephant into your garage?

 

[orangebandguy]

It's bigger on the inside of the garage.


How is my garage bigger on the inside?

 

[Ren3004]

I was doing yoga.


How did you make me SNAP?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked you in the spine.


How did you get people to follow you off a cliff?

 

[Ren3004]

I told them there were cookies in the bottom.

How did you believe me?

 

[Neonbob]

I love cookies...

How did you steal a coke bottle from the coke museum?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I put a pepsi in it's place.

How did you get your leg severed!?

 

[Neonbob]

I wasn't paying attention during my chainsaw juggling routine.

How did you set the Hollywood sign on fire?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I threw a flashbang and slapped it with a fish.

How did you destroy Jupiter?

 

[Neonbob]

I used Saturn.
They smashed each other to gas clouds!

How did you steal my momentum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By tripping you.

How did you destroy a star 202,309,809 light years away?!

 

[Neonbob]

I have some serious willpower, y'know!

You made a really fucking stupid show!
EDIT: I just now realized that I mixed up games...FUCK.

 

[FieryButterfly]

Its not my fault that the directors wanted Barney to teach yoga to a bunch of seniors.

How did you escape the burning car with just a stick of gum?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm actually MacGyver.

How did you beat an invisible man in a fist fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I used my infrared visors.

How did you get a monkey to learn the English language?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

English? I thought I was supposed to teach him Japanese. Son of a...

How did you light the Sahara on fire?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Fire, lots of bug repellent, and gasoline

How did you dig yourself such a big hole?

 

[Neonbob]

I used several excavators.

How did you play a football game on your own?