How did you do that?

[Sleekgiant]

I went to the mall of America

How did c=b+a

 

[j1-2themax]

Replace the letters with their numbers.

How did you find that 27th letter of the alphabet?

 

[oppp7]

I checked the internet.
How did you cause a haploid cell to undergo meiosis?

 

[Neonbob]

I used an outside source of energy to influence their reproductive rates.

How did you redefine a word?

 

[oppp7]

I made a frindle.
How did you write a crappy kids book?

 

[Neonbob]

I spent three minutes writing it.
And then I got some kind of book deal.

How did you stand watching that shit show?

 

[CounterAttack]

I watched NCIS in the adbreaks. I hate my sister when she has the remote. She's constantly flicking between channels.

How did you convince me not to kill my sister?

 

[Code Monkey]

The therapist said we shouldn't talk about that anymore.

How did you save the universe?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I convinced Shepard to go to AA

How did you travel at warp speed for so long

 

[Neonbob]

I went into Cryo.

How did you get into the music biz?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I was the most awsome band that anyone has ever seen.

How did you choke on a wiimote?

 

[Neonbob]

I tried to eat it to show my disdain for the system...it didn't work.

How did you get a loaf of bread down your nose?

 

[Dark Knifer]

With some pliers, a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite... It did not end well.

How did you get your little brother to fit in your wallet?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke every bone in his body, then sent him through a rolling press.
He fits anywhere now.

How did you pop a balloon with an orange?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I stuck nails on it then hit it with a croquet mallet.

How did you kill your possesed tv?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a sledgehammer. And fire.

How did you get proper training?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I put in application #2358 to officer #349 who told me I had to talk to manager #608 who said that I have proper training and gave me a piece of papaer that said congratulatons.

What did you do to that squirrel in the front lawn?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot it with a large harpoon.

How did you miss that giant piece of metal?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I did a barrel roll.

How did you get your degree?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed the professor and took his.

How did you mix me up?