How did you do that?

[Sleekgiant]

It wasn't that funny, sheesh

How did you get banned from Burger King

 

[Dark Knifer]

I said that it looks like a hungry jacks.

How did you break dance for 12 hours straight?

 

[Neonbob]

I took tons of Aleve and just started flailing. It turned into breakdancing.

How did you redeem a coupon that had expired three years ago?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I changed the date on it

How did you make counterfeit pennies

 

[Code Monkey]

I took rocks, then drew on them with a crayon.

How did you see through my clever desguise?

 

[Neonbob]

I used revealing glasses.

How did you sit through a good comedian without laughing?

 

[ShockValue]

Taped my mouth shut!

How did you get past my defenses?

 

[Neonbob]

I teleported. And it was wonderful.
Hiiiii.

How did you make me feel betrayed?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I sold you out as a spy

How did you figure out it was me

 

[Code Monkey]

You talk in your sleep.

How did you insult your entire fanbase?

 

[Neonbob]

I spewed offensive terms for an hour.
That did wonders.

How did you get that tiger to stop following you?

 

[Code Monkey]

I found a rock that repels tigers.

How did you lose my friendship bracelet? ):<

 

[Dark Knifer]

Uh... You never gave me a friendship bracelet... You must be thinking of someone else *shuffles away slowly*

How did you grow your arm back after it was amputated?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm weird okay

How did you steal all the plasmids

 

[War Penguin]

Robbed a Gatherer's Garden.

How did you escape the depths of Hell?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Kratos gave me a piggy back ride

How did you not know Kratos was so nice

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He killed a ton of dudes. Randomly.

How did Mars pwn Kratos?

 

[War Penguin]

Mars was the ACTUAL God of War.

How did you blow up the moon?

 

[DSEZ]

by chargin ma lazar

how did you get a six pack?

 

[Neonbob]

I went into a store and bought one.

How did you deflect an asteroid?