How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I telepathically contacted a mod.
They love when I do that.

How did you send me to the phantom zone?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With my nifty Zone transport gun

How did you make the sun go out

 

[Neonbob]

A giant hand with some sunproof armor on it.
Quite handy USEFUL.

How did you get me to stop killing you?

 

[CounterAttack]

By reminding you that I'm a version of you from the future, and by killing me you effectively kill yourself.

How did you learn to be a pirate?

 

[Neonbob]

Easy. I just did. Stealing ships is surprisingly easy, y'know.

How did you get that criminal mastermind to confess?

 

[CounterAttack]

100-point Charm spell for 3 seconds. Since entering a conversation pauses time, it's the perfect interrogator's tool.

How did you dance the can-can in Fallout 3?

 

[Neonbob]

A pose/animation mod. I love those modders.

How did you make me sick?

 

[Roxas1359]

Elementary my dear Watson, the constant pressure and the guilt he felt caused him to easily cave.Ninja'd!
How did you you manage to destroy the moon base and save the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I taunted Picollo and he blew up the moon.
Easy stuff.

How did you lean the tower of Pisa the other way?

 

[CounterAttack]

I pushed it. It has a very high center of gravity.

How did you ninja me?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't pay attention to it...

How did you make a new danger room?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I just took a Cardboard Box and filled it with Dynamite.
Danger room V2.0, now with 95% Survival rate decrease

How did you give that Leaf a Makeover?

 

[CounterAttack]

I injected it with additional chlorophyll mixed with the DNA of a mysterious creature I found, and it turned into a Chikorita. If that's not a makeover, I don't know what is. =D

How did you appease Tetrises, Master of Blocks?

 

[JPH330]

I dropped more blocks on him, which turned him into a rectangle and made him vanish.

How did you know today wasn't my birthday?

 

[S.R.S.]

With the Lichtenstein Delight. It's Rappers delight but with a slight twist.

How did you make it off the Titanic?

 

[Kiba Bloodfang]

I swam. Coooold! D:

How did you eat that whole iceberg!?

 

[axle 19]

I melted it down to a drop

How did you skip the unskippable

 

[Neonbob]

I used a cinematic noclip cheat.
It comes in quite handy.

How did you tangle yourself in blue?

 

[axle 19]

By taking a dip in the blue lagoon

How did you escape from Alcatraz