How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I locked her in a padded cell.
The pads work wonders with soundproofing.

How did you get to the moon?

 

[therealsomeguy]

A very very large slingshot...it was on my intergalatic spaceship i used to got to the moon

How did you cope with the loss of your pet rock?

 

[Queen Michael]

Meh, it's a rock. There are plenty of them to go around.
How did you defeat the evil plans of the ninja overlord?

 

[darth jacen]

I called in Sam, and he got serious

How did you drink that vat of acid?

 

[LeonLethality]

easily but now I am in a lot of pain.

how did you launch a bunny 100 meters in the air?

 

[Neonbob]

I punted the thing. How else?

How did you become transparent?

 

[LeonLethality]

I painted myself with invisible paint!

How did you save Neonbob from the spoon digging slave labour?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Gave him a powerful spork.

How did you survive that fall?

 

[brtshstel]

I was born with genetically engineered DNA with some flying squirrel properties. I just spread my arms and legs out and floated harmlessly to the surface.

How did you solve the transporter problems while in warp? (Star Trek reference)

 

[Neonbob]

I used my 9th level genius intellect to reprogram it while in flux.

How did you lose an arm to that fiddler crab?

 

[Scde2]

Lost it in a bet.

How did you capture that turkey?

 

[Neonbob]

With a net. And a car.
And three hundred rednecks all around it.

How did you make love to a CD?

 

[Scde2]

Viagra and determination...

Why are you nuking the whales?

 

[therealsomeguy]

idk, gotta nuke something


How did you change the template?

 

[HTID Raver]

with my mind


how did you ecscape prison?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A prison made from jelly isn't hard to get out of.

how did you beat Betty White?

 

[darth jacen]

With a stick

How did you melt the steel with ice?

 

[Neonbob]

I dropped the melting point of steel to -70[sup]o[/sup]

How did you get yourself off of the internet?

 

[Asturiel]

I twisted the tubes. No more interweb babies!

How did you break the game?

 

[Zeromaeus]

With a hammer.

How did you assassinate Atkinson?